It's a month after my birthday. Since it's release I had been unable to find Alternator Optimus Prime, so I decided to devote a shopping trip to finding just him. My only option at the start is a $29 Alt Prime off of JRS Toyworld and I hate paying more than I have to for a Transformer, especially when waiting is involved.
First stop was Walmart. The disappointment begins as I find the only Alts they have are the same two Skids that kept them from ordering new Alts for months. Worse they're up for clearance and after a reorganizing, they left no room for new Alts, so they may have stopped carrying them. This nearly killed my hopes as my closest
TRU and my Target hadn't stocked Alternators in a while.
Went to said Target anyway, and to my amazement they had Alternators again. It's uncanny, cause whenever my Walmart stops stocking up Alternators, my Target starts again and vice versa. To my absolute amazement they had Alt Mirage which I snatched up immediately, as well as Alt Meister but I got mine the first time around. What annoyed me about it was it meant Alt Optimus (and Camshaft, technically) was there and I just missed him. They had the new deluxe Prime with symbols that I wanted but I decided to pass for now, money was running low.
Next day went out shopping with my girlfriend and since she took me to shops just for her, I got my pick of other shops. First was a new Super Target in the area, one Tracks, nothing else. Then was another
TRU, the second and farther one in my area. They had Quickmix who I grabbed up, and one Skids but otherwise no luck again. Again, deluxe Prime with symbols, skipped a second time. Pulling out of
TRU we get to the intersection, and at the light to our left what should I see...
Dodge Ram SRT-10, red, spoiler and all.
Now I'm being taunted, and that $29 Prime is looking really good at this point... And I had just enough for it since I kept passing up that $10 Prime. I go ahead and hop online when we get home and order it, just have to wait for morning for the card to be processed.
Next day, the order's finished and shipped... and I find they restocked the cheaper $25 version with the non-mint box. I'm an opener, a dent in the bubble wouldn't upset me. What bugged me was spending more than I had to.
3 days of waiting go by and now I'm nervous cause the day before our mail deliverer gave us mail for a completely different address, which is becoming commonplace, so who knows where my box could have ended up. I'm trying not to look, too, cause I know if I start waiting for the truck I'll just be torturing myself. But inevitable happens, my dog has to go out so face the road I must, in view of the corner I live on. Down the main road comes, yes, a red Dodge pickup, and coming down my street to the stop sign is another red pickup truck. Okay, now I'm seriously being screwed with.
Thankfully she got the address right, but I had to stand and watch out the window for 15 minutes while our houseguest bitched out the deliverer for screwing up our mail, apparently she almost gave us a completely wrong stack, all this time holding the box I'd been waiting for so long.
So the end of my story, got the box, beautiful Alt Optimus waiting for me inside. For anyone hesitant to pick one up online for $30, he is worth spending more than most Alts, being a good bit bigger and being Optimus. Keep in mind how much the gas money would cost just to go hunting for one in person, that alone might make up the difference.
And now that I have him, as my usual luck goes... I'll find him tomorrow at Target. Seriously, that happened to me more times than I care to count. I hope nobody else has to go through all of this just to get their Prime... Unless of course it's Nemesis, then we all have the same horror story to share.