What happened to the Insecticons?

Discussion in 'Transformers Earthspark and Cartoon Discussion' started by LightningBlade3, May 5, 2012.

  1. soundwave142

    soundwave142 Decepticon over-seer

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    railroad tracks are cybertron's natural bug zappers. Lucky humanity is aided by the help of train tracks and trees
     
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    Yep. Next episode, Miko is going kill one by sneezing on it.
     
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    No no no, it'll die by light snowstorm.
     
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    A little snow flake touches it and it explodes.
     
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    It gets knocked over by the breeze first.
     
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    No, it gets knocked over and explodes. The Insecticon must explode.
     
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    I said first. I agree that the insecticon must explode.
     
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    A gust of wind.

    Then it explodes. Its components then proceed to melt. The melted pools of metal then evaporate into nothingness.
     
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    The next week: The idea of air hitting it causes the insecticon to have a spark attack.

    Then the air comes and makes it disintigrate.
     
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    Nah, how about this.

    The next Insecticon is walking along. He spots a pebble in his path. He sidesteps the pebble, and has a hearty laugh at how clever he was to dodge the diabolical pebble.

    Then he steps on the bomb.
     
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    Brilliant!
     
  12. Drunk-Wheeljack

    Drunk-Wheeljack MrTomo

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    Love it!
     
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    Thank you for your praise, good sirs :D 

    Let's see if I can do one better:

    The next next Insecticon is walking along. He spots the pebble. He sidesteps the pebble.

    Then, he spots the charred remains of the other Insecticon scattered all over the sidewalk. He puts on some uplifting music and tap-dances through the wreckage, successfully avoiding each one.

    He lets out a hearty laugh at how clever he was to dodge the diabolical pebble and how awesome he was to dance over the blown-up pieces of Insecticon.

    He then goes to his house and lives happily ever after.

    Until his house was the bomb.

    (on-topic, Conversation of Ninjitsu is an Insecticon swarms worst nightmare)