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Starscream, the plane, Cliffjumper's bane! 80 60.15%
Cliffjumper, got the horns, ain't so forlorn! 53 39.85%
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Epic Rap Battles of Cybertron!

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Old 07-09-2012, 03:40 PM   #1
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Epic Rap Battles of Cybertron!

Under popular demand, and given the recent success upon the HardshellvsAirachnid thread, I have decided to officially create an epic rap battle thread! Featuring characters of the Prime continuity, I will post the titular rap battles between two characters, and viewers can decides who wins via a poll, and then vote for the characters of the next battle.

Obviously, we have to exclude Bumblebee and Soundwave, since they do not talk english or talk at all, respectively.

Nevertheless, we shall begin this thread with a request from SBlackout on the Hardshell/Airachnid thread. Let's begin immediately:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CYBERTRROOOOOOOON!

STARSCREAM!

VS

CLIFFJUMPER! BEGIN!

Starscream:
In the sky, is it a bird, a plane? Neither, it's your bane!
Gives me great pleasure to not let you live again.
Oh, poor you, killed off in the first five minutes!
I can never understand how you Autobots hope to win it!

My plan came together, you ain't nothing but the past.
Arcee in Airachnid's clutches? Good thing I save her dumb ass!
I am the true leader of the Decepticons, handsome and intelligent!
You're pathetic; seen more screentime for Predatory's tent!

Cliffjumper:
Oh, you asking for it, Screamer, gonna knock off those high-heels,
Only ladies where those, or is it Megatron's appeal?
You're Bucket-head's bitch, Airachnid sprayed you with the white!
Holy great Primus, you ain't nothing but a blight!
I've seen better fighters in a fucking Vehicon, ain't no lie!
Trust me, old Star, your reputation is long gone, you gonna cry?
Do you smell what the Cliff's cooking?
My fist be where you're looking!


SS: Really, old red, you should have stayed dead,
got owned by the mooks, is your brain made of lead?
The Apex Armour is as fun as when I punched out your spark!
Arcee can't avenge you; soon, she'll join you in the dark!

CJ: You're at the bottom of the sea, hope you don't need to pee,
When it comes down to it, you suck more than Kirby!
I'll tear off your head, and on my wall it'll adorn.
Don't ever fuck with me, cuz here come the horns!


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CYBERTROOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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Old 07-09-2012, 03:43 PM   #2
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screamer won that
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Old 07-09-2012, 03:56 PM   #3
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Screamer.

Wheeljack/Soundwave!
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Old 07-09-2012, 03:56 PM   #4
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it was close..but screamer
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:02 PM   #5
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:02 PM   #6
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:05 PM   #7
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Cliffjumper! You want the horns, Scream? You've got 'em!

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I'll do a Wheeljack one. But Soundwave doesn't speak, so I need someone better.

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Oh, they're tied so far!

Tell me, votes of the respective guy, what do you feel gave Screamer/Jumper the edge over their opponent?
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:07 PM   #10
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I'll do a Wheeljack one. But Soundwave doesn't speak, so I need someone better.

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Oh! Wheeljack vs Hardshell!

But you'll have to wait a bit, Blindside, so we can get some more votes and determine a winner for Screamer v Jumper
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