I got family in Texas. I should go borrow their clothes and show up with a big wad of chewing tobacco and see what happens. But all joking aside, I love visiting Texas. It's a great place. And my brothers aren't "cowboys".

 

I'm a full-blooded Texan. But I don't look like I play Woody from a live action Toy Story. So I guess I don't get the part.

"All-American" sounds difficult to define for me. Especially in Texas...

I have to say though, a pretty big sign that you are a Texan (and the south honestly) is using "y'all."

 

"Hi, my name is Hank Hill. I sell propane gas and propane gas accessories."

You got the part

 

Y'know, for all we know, riding on Dinobots could be in one scene...

 

this might be a little racist

 

 


also, are there no black, native, or asian moms and dads in Texas?

 

This is about the same amount of butthurt as an anti brony in a brony forum.
Seriously, I'm from Texas, and I'm liking this idea.

 

I hope they have shootouts and John Wayne to back up Optimus. Ain't nothing much can beat a Western showdown.

That would be fantastic. Especially if they could feature the ARMAGEDDON crew LOL but I doubt MBay would go that far.

 

Dinobots wearing cowboy hats!

 

i have an open casting call for that latter part at my house everyday

no one ever shows up  

 

I'm pretty sure by "All-American" Bay means "Big Tittied".

 

so far a long while san antonio was one of the most obese cities in america... so hold on while we all slug are way up I-35 and be part of mr. bay's masterpiece!  

 

Wow, just wow. Won't Bay ever learn anything...? Wait, stupid question.

 

I can think of nothing positive to say about this report. There's just too much to criticize and make fun of.

 

if anyone tries to recreate meet the engineer as part of their audition,i might laugh especially with cgi robots (decepticons) being blown up in the background,because you' know,that would be a total shoe in. *Sarcasm,sarcasm.*

 

Snarky witticisms aside, the types of character parts being requested here are interesting. Seems like perhaps there may be some segment involving drilling for oil, which may or may not involve the discovery of Dino bones. I'm completely out of left field with this one, but it seems possible.

 

Here's something interesting from the casting company's Facebook page the news article just so happened to miss:

The "attractive tan white girls" thing is... well, Bay, but it's hardly like his detractors are any better.

I'm guessing the kid here is white and/or hispanic (or those two ethnicities can pass for each other) and they want the kid to be the biological offspring of the parents.
... which is a totally normal, OK thing to have.

 

... (judgmental sigh)... i prefer my dinobots to be made by wheeljack or found by gnarly construction crews and not by tig ole bittied blonde tween co-eds on a class trip...

 

  Yep, coded language is the best CYA in Hollywood (or Texas).

 

Translation: We need some fat people to make fun of!

Crazy parents were the best part of the previous TF movies, right? Fuck robots -- funny parents is where it's at!