Oh god, those bios are awful. I must have them.

Also, IG, it's pretty obvious you designed them. At least own up to it, man.

 

...I actually like the bios. They're obviously trying really, really hard not to infringe Trademarks and there's probably some Engrish in there (glitter? rainbow gasses?) too, so it reads a little silly. But it sounds like the mini-Megs was made from leftover Megatron parts when Megatron was transformed into Galvatron and mini-Browning is Shattered Glass mini-Megs, whose only goal is to kill mini-Megs. That's a cool story idea. (And Browning is made of poop. Big deal  )

I like these more than the Targetroids as well.

 

Hehe... Brown-King is made of Unicron Poo apparently. Rear hatch my a..oh nm.

 

So... "Mega-Gun" was created from Unicorn farts and glitter barf? I can dig it.

 

Brown-King's bio made me lol  

Might get him.

 

Well if you go by the Bios he wrote it was already shit.

Glittery rainbow shit.

 

Not what I said or meant. But I assume you are just being sarcastic.

 

Yeah, I think he was joking since the bios have Brown-King being made from Unicorn poop, and the fact Unicorn burps glitter and farts rainbows.  

 

Exactly what unicorns are supposed to do! 

 

"Digestive gas-fueled rear thruster?"

So Unicron basically farted his way to the planet? LOL

And Brown-King from the rear hatch?

*shakes head*

 

I need to buy these just for the bios.

Unicorn shat so hard it ripped a hole into an alternate universe. From that shat emerged a twisted Mega-Gun, now known as the brown-king.

I'm LOL'ing.

 

Actually, the hole wasn't ripped until the fart mixed with the burp.  

 

The black one looks alot better than what I thought. Who would he look good on? I have the grey one on PO but I need a reason for the other one.

 

I think you might be underestimating what I said. The lion's share of both of these figure will be in my hands tomorrow, just in time for loading up all the stock in the trailer to head for BotCon Sunday morning!

So BotCon will be the official release. More than enough of these are being held back so that I can ship the pre-orders when I get home again and there will be some in stock to order, too. As much as I'd like to let people redeem their pre-order at the convention, it just is not logistically feasible to do it that way (sorry!).

Make sure to stop by the booth, we'll have a display of these with Henkei Stascream and Henkei Convoy so you can see them close up in person, and see their scale and how they look being used with the figures!

Also, we will be giving away the one and ONLY unpainted set of these two figures as one of the prizes in our FREE drawing this year!

Shattered Glass Rodimus would probably love him.

 

ok i want them just becuase i have never laughed so hard at a bio before

 

Only if the end of his peg is 4mm rather than 5mm.

 

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE KNOW ABOUT 3RD PARTY ACCESSORIES ALREADY. WE ARE TRYING TO LET FANS HAVE A LITTLE BONE ON THE SIDE, SO WE WON'T PURSUE LEGAL ACTION AND PISS OFF OUR (NICHE) 3RD PARTY COLLECTOR FANBASE BY SHUTTING THESE GUYS DOWN, SO NO ONE BRING THIS UP TO US AND WE CAN CONTINUE TO AVOID THE SUBJECT LIKE WE ALWAYS HAVE." *WINK*

I'd imagine something like that.

 

It's a stepped peg that can fit both, so both yes and no.  

 

  Sorry, I wasn't trying to lowball it, I just couldn't remember the exact numbers (is it 650/350?) so I just said several. My main point was that yes, these will be available at Botcon, can't wait to snag my set!

 

500 of each roughly, there's some extra Mega-Guns as it happened.. We've got about a 2:1 ratio of Mega-Gun for BotCon.