Movie Ratchet named one of Cracked.com's 8 Movie Robots that Suck at Their Jobs |
06-15-2008, 08:32 PM
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#1 | | save me, aquatic friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,876 Location: Long Island, NY News Credits: 6 | Movie Ratchet named one of Cracked.com's 8 Movie Robots that Suck at Their Jobs
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06-15-2008, 08:37 PM
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#2 | | Maximal Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 349 | Well he does suck at it, he didn't heal anyone in the movie, and his team lost one member and a pair of legs, also put in the fact he can't even fix a BBs voice box XD | |
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06-15-2008, 08:41 PM
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#3 | | May be tripping balls Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,881 Location: Staring at the refrigerator Collection Count: Um... this is going to need a trip into the attic | Yeah, he sucked. And let's face it: not only would G1 Ratchet have fixed Bumblebee's voice, he'd then have kung fu kicked the living bejesus out of the 'Cons. 
The perfect haiku would have just two syllables: Airwolf.
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06-15-2008, 08:48 PM
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#4 | | Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,149 Location: Vancouver, BC | Quote:
Originally Posted by Optimus Sledge  Yeah, he sucked. And let's face it: not only would G1 Ratchet have fixed Bumblebee's voice, he'd then have kung fu kicked the living bejesus out of the 'Cons. | No he wouldn't. He got shot twice and died like a wuss. Plus the G1 toy doesn't have a head. At least this Ratchet was badass enough to cut Brawl's arm off.
As a medic he sucked though. Then again, he can't possibly have all the tools he needs to do some fixin built into his body. And he's a long way from Cybertron. | |
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06-15-2008, 08:48 PM
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#5 | | Not White Sideswipe Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,519 Location: california News Credits: 25 | R2 should not be on that list 
C3PO yes but not R2 he kicked ass.  | |
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06-15-2008, 08:49 PM
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#6 | | Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,719 Location: At my computer. Collection Count: I have no clue how many... | Ratchet is the cybertronian equivalent of man-boobs.  | |
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06-15-2008, 08:55 PM
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#7 | | May be tripping balls Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,881 Location: Staring at the refrigerator Collection Count: Um... this is going to need a trip into the attic | Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets No he wouldn't. He got shot twice and died like a wuss. Plus the G1 toy doesn't have a head. At least this Ratchet was badass enough to cut Brawl's arm off. | Ninja Ratchet laughs at your mockery. 
In his Movie, it took pretty much the whole 'Con army opening fire to kill him.
The perfect haiku would have just two syllables: Airwolf.
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06-15-2008, 08:55 PM
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#8 | | Not White Sideswipe Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,519 Location: california News Credits: 25 | give ratchet some credit GEEZ,Its not like he has been on the planet long to fix everyone.What does he go to home depot and ask for a cybertronian torch.
He needed time to reverse engineer his equipment to earths technology. | |
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06-15-2008, 09:06 PM
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#9 | | Is gone Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,561 | i actually agree with this the only good thing he did was saw brawl/devastators arm off | |
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06-15-2008, 09:09 PM
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#10 | | Not White Sideswipe Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,519 Location: california News Credits: 25 | Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz4ever i actually agree with this the only good thing he did was saw brawl/devastators arm off | he did fix bumblebee though  | |
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