All three Transformers movies nominated for Rifftrax's "Worst Movies of All Time"

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Optimus Prime, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. Zaur

    Zaur Banned

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    Yeah no offense but the TF trilogy really stinks. First one felt like it had some good ideas that they could've kept rolling with, but the second two were a total snooze. They belong in this list.
     
  2. Ash from Carolina

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    I'm just not sure how much I buy into the story that no director anywhere in the world would touch the Transformers film. Movies with far sillier concepts than shape changing alien robots bring their war to Earth get made every year. I'm sure there were directors who did turn down the job but I just can't believe that if Micheal Bay had been busy with another film then we never would have gotten a Transformers movie.
     
  3. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    If they could get Robert Rodriguez to do Spy Kids, and Stephen Sommers to do GI Joe, they could have found someone to do Transformers.
     
  4. Rusty24

    Rusty24 Well-Known Member

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    Criticize them all you want, but the Transformers movies are nowhere near the worst movies of all time. Pick any Uwe Boll movie and you will probably be right.
     
  5. wrecker11

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    OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO THEY DIDN'T!!!!!!!! Those movies were GREAT!!!!!
     
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  6. robodog

    robodog Fur, Fangs and Steel

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    No. Just no.

    While the quality of the TF film series is debatable there is no way they come anywhere close to being the the worst films of all time. Not as long as films like Theodore Rex, Blood Dolls and any given SyFy original movie exist.
     
  7. 03Mach1

    03Mach1 Logic has been replaced with blind ignorance.

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  8. AutobotSkids

    AutobotSkids G1/Bay Lover

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    What the fuck is Forest Gump doing on that list?

    That alone proves this list is bullshit.
     
  9. UltraMagnus2008

    UltraMagnus2008 Autobot

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    Didn't see the twilight movies on this list, that proves its bullshit, unless I missed them
     
  10. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    The absolutely worst movie of all time, Pootie Tang, isn't even on that list.

    Therefore it loses any and all potential credibility.
     
  11. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    You did. It says The Twilight Saga.
     
  12. jru42287

    jru42287 Ass Möde is a way of life.

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    I...I can't take you seriously, I'm sorry.
     
  13. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    I'd give it to Green Lantern personally but fair enough.

    Hmm, list credability waning.

    Agreed.

    Aaaaand credability of list nuked from orbit.


    I mean I get putting Revenge of the Fallen on the list, since compared to TF07 and DotM it is pretty bad with some truly shitful sequences and wasted time but TF07 was bloody great and Dark of the Moon was a welcomed return to form.
     
  14. ErbFan28

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    What a load of shit?!?!?!?!?!?!

    The first one is actually really good, damnit.


    They lost all credibility when they didn't add Romeo and Juliet (the one with Leonardo DiCaprio)


    EDIT: And I didn't even notice Forrest Gump was on there...now I'm pissed.
     
  15. B'Bantor

    B'Bantor Extra like OMG

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    While I thought all 3 movies were beyond awful, there's so much worse out there deserving of the "worst of all time" title. I guess these choices are worst successful movies?
     
  16. Spin-Out

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    It's okay. I don't think TDK is bad, but I just... Didn't enjoy it as much as I did Mask of the Phantasm.
     
  17. Easterling Capt

    Easterling Capt I am Vern Schillinger

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    *TF movies are great and fun for what they are. I enjoy all 3 of them
    *Twilight is not as bad as ppl say they are. I like the whole wolf thing more then the love story with Bella and Edward and I have not read the books nor care for it.
    *The Batman Begins, TDK and TDK Rising are good but not not so UBER nice as some ppl say they are. They are for me no way better then the Batman and Batman Reutrns.
    *The hate that radiates from some ppl is just fun to watch...it really feels like in the TF section that they really fucked your childhhod over.
    *All movies have plot holes and other crap. Ppl shoot down on ROTF plot holes but give me your favorit movie and I can 99% of the time do the same with yours.
    *Complainers always scream louder then likers. We as a society is more prone to show of our butthurting, complaining side then something is good and praised.

    and speaking of a bad movie...Beowulf with Christofer lambert, Naked Space with Leslie Nielsen, Protheus, Deep rising...should I go on.
     
  18. Ash from Carolina

    Ash from Carolina Junior Smeghead

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    I'm guessing you have to have a certain level of success as a film or at least enough notoriety to make the list. Somehow Dragonball Evolution, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, and Mortal Kombat 2 failed to make the list.
     
  19. CapnScumbone

    CapnScumbone Ruiner of mirth

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    Eragon? You mean 'Brokeback Dragon'?
     
  20. toaster

    toaster It's Hip to be Square !

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    Yet the Titanic didn't make the list...