If you met Michael Bay

Gordon_4 · 06-17-2012, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by alekesam

Count me in that camp. For all of it's faults, the TFs movies are so close to how I imagined an live action flick would look and feel like ever since I started thinking about it as a kid some 25 years ago.

So, no raping childhood for mem, just kiddish bliss.

I wish I got as much out of them as you did.

Wrecker217 · 06-17-2012, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by nobleboivin

First off this is not ment to be a bashing or even a hate thread. I am not trying to start a war like certain other members like to do. These are just a few typical questions in a scenerio in which you were to meet Michal Bay (No Idea how to spell his name right. Don't really care.?) and your reaction upon meeting him.

#1 If Michal bay asked you what you thought of the transformers movies how would you respond? What should he of done different?

#2 If Michal Bay asked you to be a consultant for any movie what would you of done

#3 If Michal Bay asked for your help in the fourth transformer movie what would you say or do?

#4 If you were given a time machine what would you change about the movies

#5 If Michal Bay asked you to star in a movie what would you say or do?

1. I'd say it could be better, but they were great joyrides.

2. I'd say yes, give him links to TFW2005 and TFWiki, and leave

3. See above and tell him to try not to listen to the demon within telling him to add more explosions.

4. I'd just get copies of several reviews and money numbers of his films and make him read them before directing any of them.

5. I'm trying to go into film. Of course I'll say yes!

AdamLV0489 · 06-17-2012, 02:49 AM

If I met Michael Bay...
... I would give him my own, fan made TF comic

MV95 · 06-17-2012, 07:35 AM

I like how some are saying they wouldn't want to be in a Bay movie. If I was given a chance to be in a movie, I'd take the opportunity no matter how crappy the movie may turn out to be.

EDIT: and I'm not saying the Bay films are crappy btw

Quirriff · 06-17-2012, 09:56 AM

#1 I'd say that the 80s animated transformers movie....and the ones he made suck...especially revenge of the fallen.

#2 Drug him and silently murdered him while I took over the role of director.

#3 I'd suggest that I take over the movie and he has a part where he's been egged and pooped on.

#4 Well almost everything

#5 So long as it's not a TF movie....I'd be fine with it...I don't want to be partially responsible for ruining TF more...

Lord Of Tetris · 06-17-2012, 10:02 AM

Eh. I actually don't like many of his decisions on these movies, but I know he won't listen to me. If I actually do meet Michael Bay, it would be a fun, rare, one-in-a-million encounters, and I'd rather not make a scene to deaf ears.

I'd probably try to shake his hand, tell him I saw his movies and bought the Blu-Rays, and I'd like to get a picture. Maybe ask him how hot Megan and Rosie look in real life. That's about all I'd say to him.

Eric · 06-17-2012, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nobleboivin

First off this is not ment to be a bashing or even a hate thread. I am not trying to start a war like certain other members like to do. These are just a few typical questions in a scenerio in which you were to meet Michal Bay (No Idea how to spell his name right. Don't really care.?) and your reaction upon meeting him.

#1 If Michal bay asked you what you thought of the transformers movies how would you respond? What should he of done different?

#2 If Michal Bay asked you to be a consultant for any movie what would you of done

#3 If Michal Bay asked for your help in the fourth transformer movie what would you say or do?

#4 If you were given a time machine what would you change about the movies

#5 If Michal Bay asked you to star in a movie what would you say or do?

1. Simple; I'd say they were terrible and tell him that he can't direct to save his ass. He should have been a special effects consultant and nothing more.
2. Well, if I were a consultant for the movies, I would have said that Michael Bay should have been fired, along with Orci, Kurtzman, and Krueger and re-do the films from the ground up.
3. I'd tell him to stop with the stupid humor he always injects into his films (though that would involve a gun pointed at his head).
4. Stop Michael Bay from ever being born and be in the director's chair instead. Also, I'd tell Orci and Kurtzman to fix the scripts for the three films.
5. I'd tell him he's crazy if he thinks I'll ever be in one of his movies, even if I was paid all the money in the world. Then I'd kick him in the balls and tell him to go fuck himself.

Just saying.

megapork · 06-17-2012, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Eric

1. Simple; I'd say they were terrible and tell him that he can't direct to save his ass. He should have been a special effects consultant and nothing more.
2. Well, if I were a consultant for the movies, I would have said that Michael Bay should have been fired, along with Orci, Kurtzman, and Krueger and re-do the films from the ground up.
3. I'd tell him to stop with the stupid humor he always injects into his films (though that would involve a gun pointed at his head).
4. Stop Michael Bay from ever being born and be in the director's chair instead. Also, I'd tell Orci and Kurtzman to fix the scripts for the three films.
5. I'd tell him he's crazy if he thinks I'll ever be in one of his movies, even if I was paid all the money in the world. Then I'd kick him in the balls and tell him to go fuck himself.

Just saying.

I thought orci and kurtzman werent involved in DOTM

Driftx3 · 06-17-2012, 10:50 AM

I'd kick him in the Jimmy and atomic wedgie him and then walk away, whistling a cheery tune, a bluebird would land on my shoulder and we'd duet off into the sunset...

Hey, a man can dream...

General Magnus · 06-17-2012, 11:05 AM

Have the Internet Tought Guys posted that they would punch him?

06-17-2012, 07:35 AM	#34
MV95 Bayformers Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,921 Location: United States Collection Count: 16 News Credits: 21	I like how some are saying they wouldn't want to be in a Bay movie. If I was given a chance to be in a movie, I'd take the opportunity no matter how crappy the movie may turn out to be. EDIT: and I'm not saying the Bay films are crappy btw CHECK OUT transformernews.blogspot.com, "like" facebook.com/transformersnews and "follow" http://twitter.com/TFormersNews YOUTUBE http://www.youtube.com/marlinfan1995

06-17-2012, 10:02 AM	#36
Lord Of Tetris Used to Have Many Posts Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,603 Location: Cordova, TN Collection Count: lots?	Eh. I actually don't like many of his decisions on these movies, but I know he won't listen to me. If I actually do meet Michael Bay, it would be a fun, rare, one-in-a-million encounters, and I'd rather not make a scene to deaf ears. I'd probably try to shake his hand, tell him I saw his movies and bought the Blu-Rays, and I'd like to get a picture. Maybe ask him how hot Megan and Rosie look in real life. That's about all I'd say to him. -- My Junkion Exchange Feedback: http://tinyurl.com/yz6zuvu

06-17-2012, 10:50 AM	#39
Driftx3 lord of all things robot Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,088 Location: Waterbury CT Collection Count: over two thousand...don't hate...	I'd kick him in the Jimmy and atomic wedgie him and then walk away, whistling a cheery tune, a bluebird would land on my shoulder and we'd duet off into the sunset... Hey, a man can dream... Signature removed for being inappropriate. - 2005 Staff

06-17-2012, 02:49 AM	#33
AdamLV0489 Mini-Con Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 8 Location: Hungary Collection Count: 43	If I met Michael Bay... ... I would give him my own, fan made TF comic

06-17-2012, 09:56 AM	#35
Quirriff Omnibot Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 259	#1 I'd say that the 80s animated transformers movie....and the ones he made suck...especially revenge of the fallen. #2 Drug him and silently murdered him while I took over the role of director. #3 I'd suggest that I take over the movie and he has a part where he's been egged and pooped on. #4 Well almost everything #5 So long as it's not a TF movie....I'd be fine with it...I don't want to be partially responsible for ruining TF more...

06-17-2012, 11:05 AM	#40
General Magnus President Epic! Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,467 Location: Portugal Collection Count: 390	Have the Internet Tought Guys posted that they would punch him?