Uh no, just no. Conan was not perfect, but at least it did the source material justice, and was far closer to it than the Arnold movies.

Final Destination 5 was the best since the second movie, as it was back to relying on suspsense rather than gore.

And Captain America was amazing, one of the year's best movies. Sure, it is no The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Thor, or Sherlock Holmes, but it was still an excellent movie. In fact, putting it in the same sentence as DotM is insulting the entire Avengers series franchise.

 

There are people out there who think Uwe Boll is a master movie maker. They are indeed entitled to their opinions, regardless how unpopular that opinion is, and you two are as well. However, my point is still valid that bad cinema can have a following and still be bad cinema, which doesn't show a "lack of intelligence" as you so put it.



As an aside, the next time I make a snide joking remark, especially one with as ridiculous a scope as an international road trip and physical assault, I'll footnote it in gigantic flashing letters so those that can't grasp the ridiculous can follow along.