Who is hotter; Sam, Epps, Lennox, Simmons?

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by McBradders, Jul 13, 2009.

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Who is hotter? :o

  1. Sam Witwicky

    8.3%
  2. Major Lennox

    40.7%
  3. Sergeant Epps

    12.0%
  4. Agent Simmons

    38.9%
  1. Spoon

    Spoon Banned

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    Sam.

    One day, we can be united in our stuttering awkwardness.

    One day.
     
  2. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Epps. And that's Chief Epps now, dammit!
     
  3. Spoon

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    I tell you what makes this thread awesome?

    The embarrassed smiley in the poll question.
     
  4. transmetal2dinobot

    transmetal2dinobot Sub-Commander

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    i'd mount lennox in a microsecond
     
  5. MrsOptimusPrime

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    wow, I can't believe this is gonna be my first post here. Of course, Optimus is the hottest! Where's the "hottest Transformer" poll? Oh well, as for humans, definitely Lennox. "I'm only gonna count to 3" as sweat rolls down his face.
     
  6. Scantron

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    Simmons. That man knows how to wear a thong.
     
  7. Witwicky Camaro

    Witwicky Camaro Sabbatical Is Required

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    Now, your either the LiveJournal User who made that little PicSpam picture, or your Hotlinking their artwork, which they will not be happy to hear about.
     
  8. Lady Owl

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    Simmons. Though Sam is cute, I prefer older guys and Epps and Lennox are "good looking" model type men but not my type.

    I just like older silly guys.
     
  9. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    Where's the love for Simmons?
    C'mon people -VOTE!
     
  10. maninthebox94

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    None, i don't like shlong! :D 
     
  11. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Simmons is good.
     
  12. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    What, not even your own?
     
  13. Angelwave

    Angelwave Physical Maintenance.....

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    LOL. He's probably like one of those dudes who likes to set firecrackers of in his groin. I'd send letters and candy to mine. :) 
     
  14. billmoo

    billmoo aka zynordar TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'm sure they'll be happy to know that I'm spreading the Simmons/Sam love around.
     
  15. maninthebox94

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    I haven't tried that, i love shit exploding on my nads, thanks!
     
  16. kwickstrike

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    transformers 3 needs george clooney.


    id do him. his charmingly cunning
     
  17. Crescent-31

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    I mis leo as an option XD the guy needs some fans
    sam and simmons slashfic? cmon.. there was already slash in the movie XD leo and simmons