And going with this stupid little trend in Hollywood, the fourth movie will be called The Transformers.
Transformers: The US Army Strikes back Transformers: Bumblebee and Arcee make a Porno More Seriously, I want, Transformers: Return to Cybertron. Thats the story i want them to tell. I"m interested in how the Army will get to Cybertron and win the war for the Autobots! (can't stay serious!)
Livingdeaddan beat me to it, but I was gonna say "Transformers: Return to Cybertron" as well. Also liked "Transformers: One man betrayed by the country he loves" How about "Sam Witwicky and the Transformers", because that's what either of the first two could have been called.
WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS... I HAD AN EXTRA PAIR IN MY PANTS THE WHOLE TIME! Seriously, though. Bay better keep his fucking hands off Beast Wars or I swear to god I will kill him dead.
Transformers 3: We listened to the fanboys, but they'll hate it anyways! or for short: TF3: WLTTFBBTHIA
Wow, 6 pages and I think maybe one person got the joke? Transformers 3: Triple-changers Transform Your Life
I got it: Transformers 3: Return to Korea The US army take on the might of the North Koreans, and showcasing the latest US built Artillery and Attack Aircraft, they turn all N Koreans into dust. Did the North Koreans have Decepticon help? Its not really clear!! Meanwhile, the Autobots go shopping for new alt modes and argue about it a bit. Side swipe eyes the new Lamborgini, but Mr Fudderman from Gremlins turns up and says something about Goddamn Foreign Cars. Also, Bumblebee and Spike get the munchies. What crazy situations will they get into on the way to Circle K? Coming soon!
Transformers: Return to Cybertron Transformers: The Rise of Unicron Transformers: Beginning of the End