All Autobot Dialogue

I thought that this might come in handy.

Below is just about every bit of dialogue that comes out of an Autobot's mouth in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I say "just about" because there are parts where Skids and Mudflap are bickering over each other and making it impossible to discern what they're saying. However, any bickering remarks that are audible are listed. Also, it was difficult to figure out which of the Twins said what while in their ice cream truck vehicle mode, so I tried my best and attributed dialogue to either two based on my familiarity with their voices. There are also some places where what Jetfire is saying is indiscernable, and those places have been marked as such. If anybody knows what Jetfire is saying in these places, feel free to fill me in. Wheelie's dialogue is not included because I don't consider him a true, blue Autobot (even though he is blue). Bumblebee's listed dialogue consists of any audible words that came from him (song lyrics, voice clips, etc.).

Jetfire, by far, has the most dialogue out of any of the Autobots. After Jetfire is Optimus, and after Optimus are Skids and Mudflap, who are pretty even. Jolt is last, obviously.

Quotations are separated by either considerable periods of time between said quotations or if another character begins to speak.

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OPTIMUS PRIME “Earth. Birthplace of the human race, a species much like our own. Capable of great compassion... and great violence. For in our quest to protect the humans, a deeper revelation dawns; our worlds have met before.” “For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots has taken refuge here under my command. Together, we form an alliance with the humans, a secret but brave squad of soldiers. A classified strike team called NEST. We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes, hiding in different countries around the globe.” “Autobots, I’m in pursuit!” “Pull over!” “Any last words?” “Not today.” “General, our alliance has countermanded six Decepticon incursions this year, each on a different continent. They’re clearly searching around the world for something, but last night’s encounter came with a warning.” “Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race was contained within the AllSpark, and lost with it’s destruction.” “We’ve witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good.” “Easy.” “Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it. But, before your President decides, please ask him this. What if we leave, and you’re wrong?” “I’m sorry, Sam. But the last fragment of the AllSpark was stolen.” “We placed it under human protection at your government’s request. But I’m here for your help, Sam, because your leaders believe we’ve brought vengeance upon your planet. Perhaps they are right. That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share.” “Not yet. But I fear it soon will be. Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron. Whole generations lost…” “Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.” “We do, more than you know.” “Sam!” “Hide, Sam!” “Weak! Puny! Waste of metal! Junk yard [indiscernible]!” “You’ll never stop at one. I’ll take you all on!” “Piece of tin!” “Sam! Where are you!?” "Rargh, no!" “Sam… run.” “Boy, you returned for me.” “Let’s roll.” “They were your brothers too!” “You picked the wrong planet!” “Give me your face.” “I rise, you fall.” “Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.” “Our races united by a history long forgotten, and a future we shall face together. I, am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on.”

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BUMBLEBEE ♫ “I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it!” ♫ “Houston, we have a problem.” ♫ “Your cheatin’ heart…”♫ ♫ “She’s a super freak, super freak! She’s super freaky.” ♫ ♫ “She’s a brick house, she’s mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out.” ♫ “Young fella, you are the person I care about most in my life. If there’s anything you need, I won’t be far away.” “There’s some things you just can’t change. His sacrifice for us will not have been in vain, hallelujah!” “We-we’ve got to stick together!” “Everything we worked for will be wiped out in one day.”

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IRONHIDE “He’s here. I smell him.” “Punk ass Decepticon!” “Autobots attack!” “You dare point a gun at me? You want a piece of me!? I will tear you apart!” “That’s not what Optimus would want.” “Best let me out of this plane.” “I’m leading.” “Hey, Sam!” “Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars!” “Get up, Prime!”

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RATCHET “Bumblebee, get them out of here!” “This fool is terribly misinformed.” “Ironhide, we should leave this planet.” “Jolt, electrify! Transplant those afterburners!”

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JETFIRE “What sort of hideous mausoleum is this!?” “[Indiscernible]. Show yourselves! Suffer my infinite wrath!” “Come here you little spinal-cord-based organisms.” “Bugger [indiscernible]!” “Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!” “Prepare for remote systems override!” “I command these doors to open! Fire! Oh, I said fire! Oh, bullocks. Damn these worthless parts!” “Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!” “I’m on a mission!” “What do you want!?” “I’ve no time to talk! I’m on a mission! I’m a mercenary doom-bringer!” “What planet am I on?” “Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt. Planet Dirt. Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who’s winning?” “Ugh. Well I changed sides to the Autobots.” “It’s a choice. It’s an intensely personal decision. So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate?” “If the Decepticons had their way, they’d destroy the whole universe.” “I told you my name is Jetfire! So stop judging me!” “I have issues of my own, and it started with my mother! My ancestors have been here for centuries. My father, well he was a wheel. The first wheel! Do you know what he transformed into?” “Nothing! But he did so with honor! Dignity!” “My boosters are fried!” “The Fallen!? I know him. He left me here to rust! The original Decepticon. He was terrible to work for. It’s always apocalypse, chaos, [indiscernible]! These transcriptions, they were part of my mission! The Fallen’s search! I remember now! The dagger’s tip! A-a-and the key!” “No time to explain. Hold on everybody! Stay still or you’ll die!” “Ugh, that wasn’t so bad. I just hope we’re still on the right planet.” “Oh, shut up. I told you I was opening a space bridge. It’s the fastest way to travel to Egypt.” “Don’t you get snippy with me fleshling. You were duly informed.” “This planet was visited by our race once before. By our earliest ancestors millennia ago. They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon, the lifeblood of our race. Without it, we’ll all perish. Oxidize and rust, like my wretched self! Do you have any idea what it’s like to slowly fall apart and die!?” “Somewhere, buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. It harvests Energon by destroying suns.” “Yes. You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes, our original leaders, and they set out into the universe seeking distant suns to harvest. The Primes set out with one rule; never destroy a planet with life. Until one of them tried to defy this rule. And his name, forevermore, was The Fallen. He despised the human race, and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. The only way to activate it is with a legendary key called The Matrix of Leadership. A great battle took place over possession of The Matrix. The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal The Matrix away in a tomb made of their very own bodies. A tomb we cannot find. Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. The Fallen knows where it is, and if he finds the tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more.” “Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.” “So you met a Prime? Why, you must have met a great descendant. Is he alive? Here? On this planet?” “So he’s dead. Without a Prime, it’s impossible. No one else could stop The Fallen.” “It was never designed for that purpose, but it’s an energy like no other.” “Follow your mind, your map, your symbols! What you carved in the sand, it’s your clue! When dawn alights the dagger’s tip, three kings will reveal the doorway! Find the doorway! Go now, go! That was my mission! It’s your mission now! Go before the Decepticons find me, and find you.” “Incoming! Stick the landing! Wuh-huh-hoa! Behold the glory of Jetfire! Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day!” “I’m too old for this crap.” “A living Prime… ha ha! Oh, I don’t believe it!” “Oh, no.” “All my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now. Optimus, take my parts, and you will have a power you’ve never known. Fulfill your destiny!”

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SKIDS “Ching-a-ling. Come out and get your ice cream. “Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass whoopin’.” “Yeah, I got ‘em! I got ‘em!” “This is combat, man! What’s wrong with you!?” “Bad ass ice cream truck coming through. ‘Scuse me, ‘scuse me.” “Those are nice. Yeah baby, it's upgrade time.” “Green? Ah, no, green is mine. I call green.” “I got the green!” “It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kicking!” “Yo, Leo!” “Hey Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?” “Yeah—not in my trunk.” “Why don’t you get a haircut with your bitch ass?” “Ooh, th-that’s old school, yo. Th-that’s like, that’s uh, Cybertronian. “Read? Nuh. Uh…” “Aw, look who came sashayin’ back.” “Man… stupid cops.” “Shut up, or I’m gonna blend my fist in your face!” “Shh! Undercover, yo. You gotta blend in with your surroundings, you know. You gotta be part of the landscape. Ow!” “Spectacular.” “Kill Megatron. How about that?” “You scared!?” “I’m ugly? We twins you stupid genius!” “You like the way that feels!?” “Bumblebee!” “Now that’s rude.” “Mean robots suck.” “Hang in there, I got you!” “He dead. He got so ate. He got all ate up.” “Keep fightin’ Mudflap!” “I got you!” “Ow! Man, you shot me in the face!”

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MUDFLAP “I screwed that up. I’m okay. I’m all right.” “Yes sir. Aw yeah, look it, it's my booty call right here.” “Time to get my sexy on with the green.” “Ow! That hurt man!” “That’s ‘cause you’s a wuss. Ooh, I think he’s scared.” “We just bust a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk, and ain’t nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?” “Bumper cars?” “Go whine to your boyfriend.” “Oh, that’s some serious stuff right there.” “W-we, no, w-we don’t really do much reading. Not so much.” “Hair growin’ like a chia pet. Look at him.” “That’s ‘cause you a pussy.” “This is what’s called blendin’ in like a ninja.” “Why we still listenin’ to your little punk ass? I mean, what you ever done for us except ding my rim?” “Well he didn’t get the job done, you know what I mean, ‘cause he’s back now, know what I mean?” “Scared? Scared of your ugly face!” “That didn’t hurt!” “Bumblebee!” “Aw, look at this mother—” “Skids!” “I don’t wanna die, I don’t wanna to die!” “Kung fu grip, boy, kung fu grip! Can’t get me!” “You’re never eatin’ me! I’m gonna bust your face up!” “Nobody messes with me! In your face!” “Nobody messes with the twins!” “My bad!” “Yeah, stay under it!”

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SIDESWIPE “Clear a path!” “Damn, I’m good.” “What is the meaning of this?” “Fall back! Ironhide, up the middle!” “Sam! Spotted Sam!”

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ARCEE “We’re locked and loaded.” “Find Sam!” “Follow us to the pillars. We’ll take you to Optimus!”

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JOLT "Zzzzt. Zzzzt."

you dont consider wheelie an autobot, but you consider jetfire one.

odd.

Jetfire fought with the Autobots, and with honor no less. Wheelie's "decision" to become an Autobot was more of a joke, so much so that even after said "decision" is made, he goes on to call Bumblebee, Skids, and Mudflap "dumb Autobots" as if to say he doesn't actually consider himself one of them.

If you're going to look at both Jetfire and Wheelie and ask which one of them is more of an Autobot than the other, I think the answer is obvious.

LOL! I knew he had a line in there somewhere.

lol very cool, nice job

I didn't catched Sideswipe's lines:
''What is the meaning of this?”

“Fall back! Ironhide, up the middle''

You forgot Prime's Opening Lines from the beginning of the movie.

"Burn your tongue; Your a liar because someone disagrees with you,"

You're missing some lines, others are a little off. But not bad.

Poor Ratchet, thats even less lines than Jazz had in the first movie.

Fortunately the game makes up for it.

Ironhide needed more. Maybe if Jolt didn't take all the screen time, but whatever