Things I learned from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen |
06-25-2009, 04:37 PM
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#1 | | Mini-Con Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 17 | Things I learned from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
1-Princeton is not only one of the most academically respected institutions in North America but apparently tops Maxim's list of best party schools where not even close to an average looking girl will attend.
2-If hot girls want to bang. Inspect their thongs for metal objects first.
3-The U.S. Army can deploy and drop troops and fighters to the middle of Egypt faster than 2 teenagers can run a mile.
4-Megan Fox's lip gloss is the most resilient long lasting gloss ever created. Ever.
5-When climbing up a pyramid being destroyed by a giant robot, stick to the corners, stick to the corners, stick to the corners.
6-Pot brownies give you the energy to act like a complete a$$ clown
7-It wasn't Sam's war but Optimus feared it soon would be.
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06-25-2009, 04:42 PM
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#2 | | I voted for Super_Megatron and all I got was this stupid user title. Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,985 Location: The Hammer, Ontario News Credits: 1 | You forgot that a teenager holding onto a wooden support beam can resist the force of a vaccuum able to effortlessly suck up entire cars from 100 yards away. | 
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06-25-2009, 04:43 PM
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#3 | | Technobot Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,467 Location: Born on the Bayou | Dont Forget...
Make sure to remove all household appliances when an Allspark fragment is brought indoors...you never know.... | |
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06-25-2009, 04:45 PM
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#4 | | Maximal Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 346 Location: Canada Collection Count: 12 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Abraxis  3-The U.S. Army can deploy and drop troops and fighters to the middle of Egypt faster than 2 teenagers can run a mile. Doesn't the US have bases in a couple of area in the world? No? | ?? | |
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06-25-2009, 04:46 PM
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#5 | | Quintesson Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 667 Location: The Hills of Cybertron Collection Count: 141 | I also learned.
Yes, it could get worse.
Recent TF Acquisitions: ROTF Leader Jetfire, ROTF Voyager Long Haul, ROTF Voyager Megatron, ROTF Deluxe Blazemaster, ROTF Deluxe Ice Cream Twins, ROTF Deluxe Jolt
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06-25-2009, 04:47 PM
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#6 | | How disgustingly sweet... Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,272 Location: N.Y......WOOT! Collection Count: around 30 for now, all classics and classic like figures News Credits: 1 | That it's a fact that high-strung mothers cannot live with aliens in the garage. 
"Man, do I love me some 'taters."
-Optimus prime
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06-25-2009, 04:47 PM
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#7 | | Kant knows what's up. Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,130 Location: Fredericton, NB Collection Count: less than my CD collection |  Quote: |
Originally Posted by Devastator You're gonna love my nuts. | Xbox Live: Mr Poho | |
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06-25-2009, 04:48 PM
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#8 | | The True Beast Wars Fan Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 13,797 Location: Dublin, OH Collection Count: 200+, though it may get downsized soon. News Credits: 7 | 1. Never ever kill a Decepticon unless they kill one of your own. Or better yet, you can kill a Decepticon who can't even put up a fight.
2. If you ever see a middle-aged woman eat pot brownies, then for the love of Primus, TRY not to commit suicide.
3. The Fallen apparently uses the Force without any sort of explanation, though he is one of the original 13 Transformers, so I guess that could count.  NEWEST TRANSFORMERS TOY: ROTF Deluxe Jolt | |
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06-25-2009, 04:49 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 7,175 Location: Tampa, Florida News Credits: 3 |  Fun thread.
If you're a pretty girl and force a tiny robot into submission... you may get your leg humped... 
My Junkion Exchange Feedback Thread | |
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06-25-2009, 04:51 PM
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#10 | | Road Rager Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,214 News Credits: 1 | 8. I'm never gonna let my son go, but I really need to let him go, but I'm never gonna let you go, but I have to let him go... I LOVE YOU!  | |
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