Things I learned from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

when a 2nd really hot girl takes interest in you, she's probably either a) psycho B) a robot in disgusie

also...
it doesnt matter if you died in the first movie because you can still comeback as long as you are a decepticon. sorry jazz

You will always lose in a debate with Optimus Prime..."What if we leave, and you are wrong?"

-Make your "I love you"s the most memorable events they can be.
-The military's R+D budget needs to expand greatly.

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If you are eating in Shanghai, pay no attention to robots crashing.

Don't open your parachute while you're still on the plane.

what about what we learned from tf1?
i learned that freddy krueger has four claws, thats wolverine! it was also very funny.
and... if the harbinger of death is seeking a powerful artifact, you should push it as far as you can into his chest. indiana jones could have learned alot.

Don't leave home without an extra sock.

^FTW.

-I learned that Jetfire is the coolest old man ever. No questions asked.
-When choosing between a blonde and brunette, choose the brunette.
-Wheelie decided to drop the rhyming crap and instead chose to have a potty mouth.
-Dogs have heart worms, Ravage has an entire colony of bug robots.
-Cowards sometimes survive in the end.
-In contrast to G1, Skids actually had TOO MUCH screen time.
-Devastators got a HUGE------mouth. (what'd you think I was gonna say?)
-Huge shards of magical cubes can manage to stick onto a shirt and stay put for two years.
-Even without the vocoder, Soundwave sounds AWESOME.
-Chihuahuas like pugs.
-The Matrix of Leadership becomes fairy dust after years of non-use. Probably best to keep refridgerated.