Things I learned from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

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I learned that

-Devastator is indeed, a boy
-Just because Soundwave looks like the Robo-angel-of-death, doesn't mean he's getting any play time
-Only Decepticons and Optimus can come back from the dead... Everyone else is screwed

What I want to learn is

-who tells devs to turns his head and cough
-does Soundwave get lonely?
-Does this mean Optimus is a closet decepticon?

No, he is Instant Messaging all his buddies while hacked into the satalite, they talk smack about blaster.

What I learned is you must eat a BIG FREAKING BAG of pot brownies to enjoy the movie.

Yep, yep, and yep. Also, more things that I learned:

-Soundwave is LONELY as all hell.
-Devastator is indeed a guy
-The Fallen is weak, even when he believes that Optimus is dead.
-Decepticons die too easily.
-Never let your Autobot friend blow up your house.
-Never have two dogs of different genders. You'll see them humping each other every time.
-Never have your mom eat pot brownies.
-Megatron was a kiss-ass all along.
-Transformers apparently bleed blue, because you know, ALL ALIENS bleed blue. Tell that to Piccolo from Dragonball Z. He bleeds purple.
-Mixmaster's a communist (he throws away the American flag)
-Jetfire's dad is a wheel with nothing for a transformation.

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-Everyone is ALWAYS tan and sweaty, regardless of season, the time of day, the weather, or activeness.
-Simmons is a true ninja, having snuck several thousand pounds of top secret documents and artifacts out of Sector 7 without being detected, and with practically no margin to do so.
-Egypt's geography and topography have changed dramatically within the time span of human existence. (If the harvester is covered by a pyramid in the middle of a vast desert, where did all the shrubs and mountains go when the harvester was being built!?)
-Optimus's hate of all things face related stems from Gen. Morshower's hate of Optimus's face. (The chat-cam didn't pan toward Optimus when Morshower was chatting with Lennox and the Security douche.)

sam is still taking incredibly fast

lol. maybe sideswipe should have given his rocket pack to him instead. NOW! (g1 more than meets the eye part 3)

That's because they "couldn't show him Prime for 'security reasons'" You know, like he's in witness protection or something. What security would be compromised?

Pfft.