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07-25-2007, 08:23 PM
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#1 | | Vehicon Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 530 | Editing Room: Transformers the Abridged Script http://www.the-editing-room.com/transformers.html
Okay, I loved the movie but this had me in stitches! They got a couple of things wrong but overall it's pretty damn funny.  |
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07-25-2007, 08:29 PM
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#2 | | Autobot Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 54 | Again, the wonderful "Wildblue" satellite (insert sarcasm here) won't let me pull up the page.
Does the script address Barricade? I've read that in the comic, Barricade dies, but in the movie he disappears, along with Scorpinok. Anything in this page about that?
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07-25-2007, 09:10 PM
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#3 | | Squeeka Squeeka Squeeka Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,944 Collection Count: 200+ News Credits: 3 |  poor Burnie! I hope he had insurance. Quote:
DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY
MEGAN HAS NICE TITS LOOK AT THEM! ALRIGHT IT’S TIME FOR SOME FIGHTING NOW!
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There is a mess of incomprehensible, blurry metal on the screen. We assume robots are FIGHTING and that it KICKS ASS
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"Pussy cat, you really know how to tickle my joystick" -Rattrap in Coming of the Fuzors Duck> i broke my TF2 dvd and tried to slit my wrists with the shards it was so bad.
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07-25-2007, 09:19 PM
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#4 | | Animated tops it all! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 19,395 Location: Somewhere beyond the sea... Collection Count: ...Somewhere waiting for me... News Credits: 1 | I could follow the BB/Barricade fight perfectly, Barricade jumps BB and they tumble, Barricade gets up, pulls out his weapon, and swings at BB, who dodges, grabs it, and swings him unto a little shack, then they exchange punches.
Not hard to follow at all. Seriously, what's wrong with people? XBL GT: SPLITTLIP Quote:
Originally Posted by Valkysas NO ONE CAN EVER, EVER say that hasbro doesnt care again. This fucking seals it. that's a LOT of product to release for a "dead" line. | |
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07-25-2007, 09:41 PM
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#5 | | Prime's Leading Lady Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 371 Location: Raleigh, NC Collection Count: 25+ and getting more | Quote:
PETER CULLEN
I am Peter Cullen, leader of the Autobots. We learned English using the internet.
SHIA LABEOUF
Didn’t you guys just arrive in comets? How did you have internet access?
PETER CULLEN
Umm…
SHIA LABEOUF
It’s a crime someone as breathtakingly stupid as Michael Bay gets to be so rich.
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FREAKIN' BRILLIANT!!!! 
Heather |
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07-25-2007, 11:01 PM
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#6 | | VOK EMISSARY Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 345 Location: Bay Area, CA - Check my sightings. Collection Count: 12 | Haha hilarious script. And about the BB Barricade fight, it was eh to follow. I laughed when Barricade did his battle cry "AHH LALALALAALA." |
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07-25-2007, 11:38 PM
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#7 | | Quintesson Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 682 | oh my God, someone edit the movie and dub it so that it follows this script! this is tha real sh!it! not the one you saw at theaters!
(j/k!) |
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07-26-2007, 12:01 AM
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#8 | | Maximal Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 340 Location: Iowa | That's hilarious! (But when do we get the real script?)  I need a new sig. Could anyone make an Autobot out of a yellow 1980 Datsun station wagon or a black 1996 Nissan Kingcab pickup truck? PM me. Thx! |
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07-26-2007, 07:56 AM
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#9 | | I <3 Roger Ebert Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 7,374 Location: Under a river Collection Count: 400 or so News Credits: 4 | Actually the internet thing is one of the few parts of this "script" that's not a real mistake. Obviously the writer has never heard of wireless internet? JOIN THE ROGER EBERT FAN CLUB | Sales Thread |
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07-26-2007, 08:10 AM
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#10 | | Omnibot Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 242 | to funny for words! its all true and yet i would still say its one my all time favorite movies! |
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