Transformers 5 should be like Dawn of Planet of The Apes

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by LegionofMordor, Oct 27, 2014.

  1. Galvatron II

    Galvatron II I can type whatever here?

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    So... You're gonna defend poor writing by claiming it's necessity, and then just admit that it's shitty?

    You're not arguing, you're just agreeing with me in a snippy way.

    It's true. Just because he strings a bunch of cool looking shots together doesn't mean it's good action.

    The Avengers looks like a TV show with a movie sized budget and it's a million times more memorable, resonant and genuinely involving than anything in Bay's filmography.

    I do, and that's why I can tell you that you're 100% factually wrong about this. Good movies use MacGuffins, too.

    And even using your more specific (and wrong) definition... The Transformers movies' MacGuffins are developed and explained? Really? No. They're completely vague in terms function, all we really understand is that bad things/good things will happen if they come into use, and, more importantly, the character's motivations for wanting these things are just generically evil/noble nothingness.
     
  2. ChaosDonkey

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    Writing and directing. Have the writing and directing been awful, the movie would have been awful even with that quality of cgi.
    Or do you just don't get the basis in charactetization.?
     
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  4. Galvatron II

    Galvatron II I can type whatever here?

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    No, we don't. We know what they do, and we know that the characters want them, and intellectually, we might even know why. But it's not viscerally engaging at all. WHY does Optimus Prime want to save humanity? WHY does Megatron want to destroy it? WHY the hell should've we care?

    The movies certainly never lay it out.

    The stories are simplistic, it's just that they're told in such a ridiculously convoluted and counter-intuitive way.

    ... You don't know the first thing about filmmaking do you?
     
  5. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    We definitely could use Andy Serkis's involvement in the movies. He could play anyone.
     
  6. ABH1979

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    With respect (I really like some of those listed), they aren't exactly all "big names", today.

    Anyway, the point of mo-capping actors to be the TFs, to me, is that they can be the actual stars of the movies and we could focus less on the human characters.
     
  7. The Iron Magnus

    The Iron Magnus Optimus's Face-in-a-Box

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    Please. We don't need shorty-stalkers that fap to a ring ON a ring.
     
  8. Galvatron II

    Galvatron II I can type whatever here?

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    There needs to be a reference to the fact that Ehren Kruger wrote The Ring in here.
     
  9. Moy

    Moy Constructicons!

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    Clancy Browns voice is perfect for a future Decepticon.