i have heard many crazy lines. I think the craziest is in the episode prime target when prime says "Well lookie there, a booby trap that actually catches boobies."

 

Prime saying 'What does your do-hicky do?' was kind of wierd.

 

"BUT PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

That was so crazy, yet so funny.

 

Everytime Wheelie Talks it's Funny

 

"Yeah" or something like that, when, in FFOD part 1, Perceptor tells Rodimus Prime to bring Grimlock with him to Charr. Grimlock proceded to act nothing like himself and says "yeah" or "yes", jumping up and down like he just won a Fortress Maximus for $10 on Ebay. It's not the line so much as it was so entirely out of his character. Just letting us know that we were in for some, uh, ineteresting new things in season 3.

 

Ultra Magnus "(Deadpan)It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. (slight pause)Alright, give me the bomb."

Optimus Prime "Autobots, transform and roll out!" (transforms and drives off into the horizon, away from the base with no real destination in sight, leaving Galvatron and his men stood next to their now unguarded HQ)

Optimus "Hot Shot's Blaster? Why is he giving it to me?" (Energon Prime, grasping a new gun formed from energy released from his Matrix. It looks nothing like Hot Shot's gun, and Hot Shot is in fact nowhere in sight, either!)

Rhinox "(brief recap of Beast Wars: Other Voices, Aftermath, and Coming of the Fuzors)"
Optimus Primal [Convoy] "It's news to me" (from the Beast Wars Metals Bad Spark Movie)

Carlos "The Minicons! They're alive!"

Hot Shot "Kids, powerlink with the shield!"

 

man, that ultra magnus line is awsome, please i hope ironhide says it in the movie

 

Yeah, those were pretty insane, especially, the powerlink one.

 

"Craziest" line? How about:

Rattrap:"You know this is crazy."
Primal: "Sometimes crazy works."

 

that is not what i ment 

 

I know.  

How about Galvatron's "You broke the Matrix didn't you?"

I also always wonder why Waspinator is ordered by BW Megs to try and subdue apeslag Primal in "Gorilla Warfare." Like poor Waspy could subdue anyone. Makes me think BW Megs was crazy even to order it.

 

some of my favorite snippets:

"nickel plated sandwich"
"that place was giving me surges!"
"put my footie-o in your audio"
"guniea-pig-a-tron"
"couldn't lead rats to a garbage can"
"merry mechanical men"

and one of my very favorites is Optimus playing basketball with the autobots and he says to Spike, "Am I drooling correctly?" Spike responds,"It's called dribbling, Prime."

oh, and i love when optimus & omega have a little chat on the hill...not so much a funny line as a funny image...

 

while I can't quote any off hand I recall the beginning of the episode titled "Child's Play" had the bots and Cons duking it out on a baseball field and all of them were cracking baseball jokes......hell even Megatron.

 

Optimus Prime (in Megatron's voice): "Decepticons, ATTACK!"

 

yeah, soundwave picks up a human and in his monotone says "skywarp, think fast" then throws the human.

 

In Dark Awakening:
Spike "What are me and Daniel suposed to do when the air runs out?"
Rodimus Prime (In a very bored, who-gives-a-rat's-ass tone) "You have two choices, suffocate or smother"

 

This isn't crazy like in stupid.

In Beast Wars when Rampage was gleefully squashing Black Arachnia under his foot.

Black Arachnia: You're going to regret this.
Rampage: My dear, I regret everything.

That dialog and scene are so twisted I couldn't believe I was watching it.

 

"They don't call me WARPATH because I'm GENTLE!" *maniacal laughter*

Trust me, the laugh makes this line so much better.

 

I don't remember the episode, nor do I remember the exact quote, but I remember an interview with Michael Bell asking what his most embarrassing line in that show was. His answer was something like, "It was the end of a long battle, and Prowl asks Optimus Prime for a lube job."

 

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