Prowl Conspiracy Theories

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  1. Goldlock

    Goldlock and don't call me Shirley

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    A black & white coloured character that's nothing but shades of grey -

    We all know the amoral antics that Prowl enjoys, from covering up war crimes to ordering assassinations and the fun stuff in between.

    The "Plot Twist Ideas" thread got me thinking, what else could Prowl have been behind in the past? He must have been up to more stuff than we know of, surely?

    So what do you think he was behind/the cause of? They can be as believable or daft as you like.....Let's hear some conspiracy theories!


    I'll start with a few I came up with already:
    • Starscream had been a shadowplayed puppet of Prowl's for eons, unintentionally sowing discent in the Con ranks with his convenient uncontrollable lust for power.
    • Prowl used to be a kindly nice guy until he was shadowplayed to give the Autobots an amoral commander doing his own thing in the shadows. Prime was behind this and puts up with Prowl's antics out of guilt.
    • He once had a run-in with Razorclaw and barely got out of it. We find out his table-flipping is practice for when he has to fight something with four legs again.
     
  2. T-Logicon

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    Prowl has artificially inflated the Florida housing market so I'll be upside down for years.
    Douche
     
  3. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it!

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    Let's keep this to Transformer related theories...only. Thanks!
     
  4. T-Logicon

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    Youre right, my bad. Prowl made me post that.
     
  5. Aernaroth

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    One of Prowl's black ops missions led to civilian casualties, including crippling Chip Chase. Prowl has been secretly keeping an eye on Chip afterwards, and that's why his brain is so receptive to Chip's programming.
     
  6. Lovecraft

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    The Fallen fell because Prowl pushed him. Dick..
     
  7. SunSwipe5

    SunSwipe5 Twin Hellion Masters Of Jet Judo

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    My poor Prowler. That being said;

    Prowl is responsible for Red Alert's glitch. He used holograms and the security monitors to make Red paranoid of everything.

    Prowl threw Skids and Mudflap down the ugly tree, making sure they hit every branch on the way down.

    Prowl would intentionally interrupt Blurr while he was trying to speak. This caused Blurr to speak as quickly as he could to avoid being interrupted. This lead to nobody being able to understand him.

    Prowl tricked Prime into lauching the Allspark into deep space. He then made sure nobody on either side could track it, causing their planet to die.

    Prowl convinced Optimus that youngling Bee would make a superior Second in Command.

    The real reason Jazz wears a visor is because Prowl switched out his blue optics for neon pink optics.
     
  8. Nemesis Scar

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    As part of a secret program by the Institute, Prowl created the first protoforms by collaborating with alien intelligences from the eighth dimensional planes and inserted these intelligences into destabilizing our utopia of functionism as a plot to create revolutionary fervor.

    Later on, Prowl made a false Matrix from sacrifice of thousands of sparks in a unholy ritual involving bathing in hatchling oil. Thus, the revolution that destroyed our society is all Prowl's fault.
     
  9. Optimus Prime23

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    CEASE AND DESIST

    24 September 2014 AD


    TFW2005 Board
    Transformer World 2005



    Gentlemen,

    This law firm represents Prowl. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.

    You are hereby directed to

    CEASE AND DESIST ALL DEFAMATION OF
    PROWL’S CHARACTER AND REPUTATION.

    Prowl is an educated, respected professional in the community. He has spent years serving the community in his profession and building a positive reputation. Prowl has learned that you have engaged in spreading false, destructive, and defamatory rumors about him.

    Under Cybertonian law, it is unlawful to engage in defamation of another’s character and reputation. Defamation consists of

    (1) a statement that tends to injure reputation;
    (2) communicated to another; and
    (3) that the speaker knew or should have known was false.

    Your defamatory statements involved lies, false statements and innuendo.

    Accordingly, we demand that you (A) immediately cease and desist your unlawful defamation of Prowl and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further defamation of Prowl’s character and reputation.

    If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, Prowl is entitled to seek monetary damages and equitable relief for your defamation. In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that Prowl has asked us to communicate to you that he will pursue all available legal remedies, including seeking monetary damages, injunctive relief, and an order that you pay court costs and attorney’s fees. Your liability and exposure under such legal action could be considerable.

    Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please sign and return the attached Defamation Settlement Agreement within ten (10) days to



    Clank, Crank & Pylon Attorneys at Law
    1 Iacon Way
    Ste 1984
    Iacon, Cybertropolis 00010-0100

    I recommend that you consult with an attorney regarding this matter. If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.

    Sincerely,


    J. Clank, ESQ
     
  10. Goldlock

    Goldlock and don't call me Shirley

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    :lol 

    Due to TFW's function as a Cybertronian Parliament, I claim the defence of absolute privilege for all existing statements and those published henceforth, in accordance with the Defamation Act 1996. :ev: 


    Don't worry folks, there's no possible way Prowl could stop you from saying anythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..............
     
  11. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    PROWL DID NOTHING WRONG! That is all.
     
  12. SunSwipe5

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    This whole thing was started by the Twins (Sunstreaker and Sideswipe) and Jazz on a bet made by Smokescreen, that they couldn't get Prowl's logic circuits to crash.......again. :D :lol 
     
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    Prowl promised Wheelie a rap deal then ditched the young boy on Quintessa in hopes of polluting the creators with wack rhymes. This attempt at driving the Quintessons to madness backfired and birthed great disdain amongst the creators which ultimately transformed them into the cold, insensitive, judgmental bastards we know today!
     
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    He left the seat up in the Waste Disposal Chamber.
     
  15. Autovolt 127

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    Prowl bribed Takara so he could get his Masterpiece figure before the likes of Bumblebee, Ultra Magnus or Wheeljack.
     
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    Prowl is behind the destruction of thousands of lost artifacts, statues and relics such as the library of Alexandria. Why? Because they wouldn't include his brilliant mind or even portray him properly.
     
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    Prowl likes to sneak into other Autobot's homes and peek into their video logs
     
  18. Aernaroth

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    Prowl works his hardest to keep in a second-in-command role, as close to the leader as possible, so that he's in a prime position to create a martyr if that leader starts stepping off the path of the "autobot way".
     
  19. Wolfguard

    Wolfguard Your own personal Jesus.

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    This thread is illogical.
     
  20. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Prowl derides things as illogical as a way to damage the reputation of his ideological opponents while still appearing objective and intelligent. He doesn't actually know, or care, what logic really is.
     
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