If this were tfprime the knife would've been more effort than its worth.

 

 

I'm not sure cannon foddder gets to be hopeful.

Not into fetch quests?

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And you're scary what's your point?

 

AHHHHHH!!! SCARY MAGIC TELEPORTING KNIFE!!!

 

The Grim Reaper is a rusted hazelnut, grey and brown cloaked Mack Truck with a magnetokinetic Transformium combat knife. And he just called Rookie "ridiculous".

Is he gonna just stand there and leak mech fluid?

 

Guy was basically born yesterday and is based on a well known idiot, quips might not be his forte.

Two wrongs don't make one right!

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Is it wrong I'm rooting for hooded truck psycho purely because he looks cool?

 

Nothing's faster...... Except Sanic.
But hey! Rookie's fighting back!

 

I bought him solely because he looks cool.  

Maybe!
Of course!

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Oh no! He brought out the dreaded Shotgun! Make sure he never finds out about it's infinite ammo capacity!!!!

 

Welp rookies had a good run. Defeated by someone who's mastered confusing aim just as much as he has.

 

I'll be honest, I never thought that far ahead.  

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"What's so funny?" you ask, Mackatron. Care to find out?

(UltimateOptimus will not be responsible for the metal-melting, systems-shredding trauma you're about to suffer following this wisecrack)

 

Obviously that hilarious expression Rookie's wearing. That's whats so funny.

 

Bayformer grade plot armor for those pesky enemies that just won't go down.

 

.... Then turns out it was an achievement in ignorance. <XD