Autobus Prime's Blurry Robot Theater

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Autobus Prime, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. Anodythe

    Anodythe Well-Known Member

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    Goodness...I'm so glad I insisted on family swim lessons!
     
  2. Moonscream

    Moonscream YES, We Exist, and We DON'T Want to Date You

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    It's a good thing we don't have those holes in their noses that humans do, or I'd have green goop all up in mine!

    --Moony
     
  3. The Ender

    The Ender avid indoorsman

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    indeed, I hope to be in the next batch of readers
     
  4. myhobby

    myhobby Back From Outer Space

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    Put down your rulebook and listen to me!
    It's time for us to fight for what's right!
    It's time to bring your A-game to defeat the reboot,
    It's time to show Green Lady our might!
    We've got proverbial eggs in the basket,
    We've got White Serpent, who's strength we match!
    Anodythe drinks the wine, because it's time,
    To throw these badguys into the trash!

    You'd better bring all the icecubes you can, because the trail runs right into hell!
    Stick your head twix your legs and kiss your sweet skidplate goodbye!

    Rawk with your power!
    Shoot at the monster!
    We've bit off more than they can chew!
    What can we do?
    We can Dare To Be Awesome!

    What'd I say?
    Dare to be awesome!

    Tell me, what'd I say?
    Dare To Be Awesome!

    I can't hear you!
    Dare To Be Awesome!

    Ok, I can hear you now!
    Dare To Be Awesome!

    Dare To Be Awesome!
    Dare To Be Awesome!

    Dare To Be Awesome!
    Dare To Be Awesome!
     
  5. Fez Findie

    Fez Findie Well-Known Member

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    That was... one rockin' update :lol  Yeah, I know, lame pun. ^^
     
  6. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    :lolol 

    Awesome parody of a parody EVER!
     
  7. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    Why, thank you. :D  Use a bucket of Arm & Hammer brand liquid laundry detergent, it's what I used for the green stargate. :) 

    (Fluorescent blue dye glows under blacklight, and a little hue adjustment makes it green.)

    I wanted to have Bulkhead go "CANNONBAAAALL!" but he floated too well. :) 

    Yes, it's not often you get the opportunity to do a double reprise :D 

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...autobot-burnouts-funnies-165.html#post4796535

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...mes-blurry-robot-theater-132.html#post4245322

    Of course, a reprise usually doesn't happen [2,3] years later, so it doesn't quiiiiiite work out. And then there was this question posted back then...:

    Umm...soon? :redface2: 

    Well, he had a small part after that. As in, was blasted into small parts by Ultimate Optimus to prevent further mischief, after fatally short-circuiting Anodythe. A galvanizing moment, but not a positive one...

    Anyway, with Agent X being vaporized, Serpy had no further interest in possession, evidently.

    We're handing out freeware?
    Gad, I hope it isn't Snow Crash again...

    Are they kinda' like Defender? That hamburger box keeps blastifying me...

    I can't imagine why. :D 

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

    Oh, wait, the Munchkins aren't flesh-eating zombies.

    Indeed! :) 

    It's also laundry detergent, and now all the spirit squadron is sparkly and dust-free. :D 

    Being possessed by Stan Bush probably makes your eyeballs shoot laser beams...

    Thanks! :D  :D 

    More of a Stargate thing, appearances and badly photoshopped fluid dynamics notwithstanding. :) 

    Wait, I've got to kill off the current batch, first!

    ....I mean, return them safely to their homeworlds, yes, that's what I meant. Please step away from the garden implements...

    *puts down the chainsaw and applauds Myhobby*

    That was brilliant. When I catch up my website, it should
    definitely go in the comic-text summary section.


    :D 

    Thanks!
     
  8. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    But, while Burnout is busy with his magical cyberkey tour...



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    B.R.T. Chapter 15.20 - Cyber Key Mayhem

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  9. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    :popcorn 
     
  10. Thunder_Cracker

    Thunder_Cracker Friendship is Evil!!

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    Hmmm..... Now i really want to own that book...

    Speaking of which, I might go write the counter part to it" Burning Justice" :p 

    All this Cyberkey mayhem has got me wondering about what if some of my guys have had side effects to the extreme abuse of those keys :lol :lol 
     
  11. Fez Findie

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    Hoooo boy, This is shifting between awesome and just simply worrying, ain't it? Nice job makin' it uncertain on what piece of hope is genuine and what is just deliriousness.
     
  12. Hype1

    Hype1 D Witwicky biographer

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    Dark energon...it's a helluva drug! LMBO (Dave Chapelle reference there, couldn't resist, lol)

    So uhm, yeah...I don't mind bein smacked around a bit if it's gonna help but I sure do wish I'd read that chapter a little earlier, smh

    :popcorn 
     
  13. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout ...and I'll whisper "No."

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    I find my new Avatar quite relevant to the events at hand.
     
  14. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    B.R.T. Chapter 15.21 - Broken Thread

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  15. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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  16. DOOMPRIME

    DOOMPRIME SUPER MEGA LET IT GO!

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    Aaaaw man I hope this plan doesn't end up BLOWING UP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE of EVERY TFW COMIC EVER in either Blue, Green or Red explosions!
     
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  17. myhobby

    myhobby Back From Outer Space

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    Dude, everything ends with that. Why do you think Funnies updates are so sporadic, reboots so pervasive? All that world building gone to waste... :( 




    Yo, that Gamma Radiation gives you mean superpowers
    I could destroy the city for hours and hours
    When that sickly green glow starts to set in
    My fists start pounding, cuz they're full of win!

    It turns your hair green, puts your muscles to the max
    It turns you all zappy if your name is Zzax
    With power unleashed and our flag unfurled
    Let's all sing the praises of Gamma World!

    It appears that the end of our little project
    Is found in a place that defies all logic
    There's no going back, and we're heading into unknown
    Looks like our descendants will have to pay that bank loan!

    It turns your hair green, puts your muscles to the max
    It turns you all zappy if your name is Zzax
    With power unleashed and our flag unfurled
    Let's all sing the praises of Gamma World!

    I hope they find their way into the world of animation
    Or they might find that they like this Incredible Nation
    When they face the spaghetti that got shipped in bulk
    Burnout will unleash the strength of the mighty green Hulk!

    It turns your hair green, puts your muscles to the max
    It turns you all zappy if your name is Zzax
    With power unleashed and our flag unfurled
    Let's all sing the praises of Gamma World!
     
  18. Anodythe

    Anodythe Well-Known Member

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    Now, now ladies...oh waitaminute...I'm one of those ladies. Actually..."Autobus, if you don't get us out of this bad situation, well...well...I'll think of something!"
     
  19. Moonscream

    Moonscream YES, We Exist, and We DON'T Want to Date You

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    Heyyyy, its not like everyone else couldn't have been following the story, too! Let's go get the kids, blow some slag up, get some sweet sweet revenge, and worry about getting out later! :lol 

    Of course IIRC Tsugaru 'escaped' via the link all Tsugarus have across the multiverses (even, apparently, Shinki just dressing as Tsugaru for the occasion), something we don't have so....uh...ooops? :lol  :popcorn 

    --Moony
     
  20. halconfenix

    halconfenix Through the fire and the flames

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    well... this story so far has been a wild ride and a complete labyrinth... thank goodness i always carry a transdimensional GPS with me....