Autobus Prime's Blurry Robot Theater

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  1. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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  2. SoundVahki

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    Lol, nice. Looks like Lady Prime is taking lessons from Dead Pool on breaking the fourth wall.

    SV
     
  3. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    It's a good thing Hobby is over there scoping out the pyramid...

    Well, have you ever seen THE MUMMY...

    Nothing like that.

    We never have seen Lady Prime's humble home. Maybe someday we will meet her friend Dead Al.
     
  4. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    The recappish bit takes time out for an explainish bit.
    Half the delay in posting this was remembering how to draw Lady Prime.
    I'm not sure she had fingerless gloves before, but on reflection she probably should.

    The other half of the delay is a thing you will see next time. :) 



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    B.R.T. Chapter 19.63 The Mysterious Pyramid

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    Crystal Convoy Huh? TFW2005 Supporter

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  6. Fez Findie

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    .... One of these themes would so be playin' for me at this whole pyramid thing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdlFTnr2e34

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DuAzh9ejM



    And that looks quite convenient, though I doubt we can rely on attracting the whole legion to that thingiee.

    Heh, nice how my chara is ridin' on shoulder there. Wonder if can resist the urge to do the shoulder angel thing. On Lady Prime. Doubt it'd work but hey X3
     
  7. Anodythe

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    NO BRANDEN FRASER?!?!?! Trans...er...Lock...MORE popcorn!
     
  8. UltimateOptimus

    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    Sure, the Pyramid had no treasure, no mummies, no Fraser, no Mu nor grues (and no Goa'uld either, much to my inner Stargater's dismay), but this is the next best thing. The fact this pyramid has a door rigged with an intelligent death trap (IntelliDeffTrap (Patent Pending)) selectively, specifically and especially for the Legion scum and the fact there is the Pyramid itself in the first place can only be summed up in just one word:

    Unreal.


    Though I can't help but wonder about this door. Three orbs, alien script and a handprint lock meant for non-Legion hands... what in King Tut's ghost is all this about? What other features is this wonderful piece of archaeotech's loaded with? And what may lie in wait on the other side? I'm no XenoEgyptologist, but if it means permanently KO'ing the White Serpent and bringing us back home sweet home, I say there be only one way to find out... SO WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR, NEXT CHRISTMAS?!?!

    Speaking of Christmas, since the holidays are upon us, might as well get myself into the spirit with this cheery little poem (to the tune of this cheery song accompanied by lasercore-warming gunfire, delightful dying demon screams and general total carnage):

    Thrash the Halls
    A Christmas Carol for the Chemically Imbalanced
    By Ultimate Optimus

    Thrash the Halls, Christmas is near
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    'Tis the Season to roast Grineer
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    Don now I my Warframe
    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    This Christmas won't be even sane
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!

    Children of Earth, never fear
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    UltimateOptimus is here
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    To the White Serpent shall I send
    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    A present that shall spell his end
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!

    Thrash the Halls this Christmas Night
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    The Transformers this candle light
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    On the Hellspawn go I Gypsy Danger
    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Save Christmas Eve like a Power Ranger
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!

    Seasons Greetings from Cybertron
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    A Black Hole Gun for Megatron
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    With the firepower of a Battleship

    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Serious Daemon tail we're gonna whip
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!

    Thrash the Halls with Heavy Metal
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    Time to gear up for Christmas battle
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    Climb aboard our Transformer sleigh
    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Make the Daemon rue the day
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!

    White Serpent, whom the Legion hail from
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    For you has the Grim Reaper come
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    No Santa for you, now breathe your last breath
    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    For thou hast summon'd the Angel of Death
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!

    Thrash the Halls, Time to Slay Demons

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    Crusaders of Light, Your Sermons

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    Last name you'll hear before biting dus
    t

    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Is the name UltimateOptimus

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!

    UltimateOptimus spells DooM
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    We're gonna make the Daemon go BOOM!

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
    All the Way to Canis Minor

    Mwa ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Thrash the Halls like a Freightliner
    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha!
     
  9. Primon4723

    Primon4723 Autobot

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    :popcorn 
     
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    Let me guess, it knows how to Finally beat the White serpent.

    Nice twist.

    SV
     
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    Interesting...

    :popcorn 

    (Hands some over to Ano and everybody else)
     
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    halconfenix Through the fire and the flames

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    *nomnomnomnomnomnom*

    thankyou! :D 

    but knowing this comic i'm pretty damn sure there will be some sort of plot twist regarding that trap...
     
  13. Kyras

    Kyras Waiting for the Worms

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    I'm still holding out for Pyramidas.
    Nothing can sway me.
     
  14. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    Apologies for the delay!

    Playing now! THe first at the moment. :D 

    Oh dear, and which 'angel' would you be, and what would you be whispering into Lady Prime's ear...

    Not this time. Not this time.....

    Watch out everyone, UltOp is going into all-out JRPG Find-n-Grind Mode



    Yes, he's definitely in all-out JRPG mode now. :D 

    Oh yeah. :D  :D 

    Ohhhhh man, the epic songsmithing has begun. I think we got ourselves a challenge, MC Hobby. You're not gonna leave it at that are you!


    Head down a few replies, Lock Cade has it.

    You may not be surprised at what it knows...yet.

    The name may be different but the popcorn reveals all! :D 

    Ok, if the Barricade super-fan-ness didn't already.

    The plot twist is...[????]

    The truth is...[????]



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    B.R.T. Chapter 19.64-65 With a Familiar Ring

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  15. Primon4723

    Primon4723 Autobot

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    :popcorn  Nice Animation part.
     
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    halconfenix Through the fire and the flames

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    that's a nice way to show some sort of recap right? :D 
     
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    Oooooh convenient recap indeed. Funny though how he was pointing up to that part in particular with my chara and Lady Prime. Not that I complain. Still, takes one back ^^
     
  18. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    Thanks! Simple but I thought it would be fun.

    A bit of a recap, though only of the very beginning which was only like, what, yesterday or something like that. :D  :D 

    Pure showmanship on Hobby's part, you give the audience what gets its attention. Plus, once he saw you and LP, he probably stopped turning pages for fear of what might be next... :) 

    We should have a Fez x LP retrospective. But I fear it would be severely cut.
     
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    Now this is getting to be even more interesting.

    :popcorn 

    :lol 

    I may have to put that quote in my sig.
     
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    B.R.T. Chapter 19.66 Findie Reads

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