Roadbuster: What's the Matter Toppy? No new Voice Yet? Topspin: No. No Leadfoot in the US. Cause they dont like him. Roadbuster: Oh, Let's scare Sideways. Topspin: Ok. Sideways: So, come back for more Eh? Have some more Enegron Booze from the Meatbags? Roadbuster: No. Something Better. Topspin: You're going freak till you reboot. Sideways: Well Bite my Shiny Metal- Sideways: OH, NOOO!!!! NOT AQUAMAN! Topspin: Yup. He has Blonde hair. Roadbuster: Not only that, It's Platinum Blonde Hair Sideways: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm afriad of Platinum Blonde hair. End.
Megatron: What is it Starscream? Starscream: Look at me hmm. Starscream: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Starscream: Screaming is my Hobby! Megatron: (Facepalm) Later Starscream: Dont you shoot me Megatron. It's not Bad Comedy. Megatron: No, It is Indeed Bad Comedy. Starscream: Try Shoot Warpath, he hates The Red Guy. Megatron: What do you know? You are a Red Guy. Warpath: Mother. End.
Megatron: (Moaning) Barricade: Looks Like Megatron Is Now Homeless. Crankcase: You Said It. Also, He's A Drunk. Megatron: Hey, Do I Preach To You While You're Lying Stoned In The Gutter? No, So Beat It! Crankcase: Wow. Bender does not approve of this. Barricade: Agreed. Megatron: (While Drunk) Sailor Moon Called, She Wants Her Hairstyle back. Crankcase: That Hurts. She's More Blonde & Uselees Than Aquaman. Barricade: No Comment. Barricade: Fear Not Megatron, You Will Be Back To Normal Cause I Am Barricade! Crankcase: End This Cartoon Please. I Feel Hurt. Way Hurt. End
Grimlock: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING WHEELJACK, YOUR FIVE HOUR ENERGON IS NOTHING BUT CESIUM CRANNBERRYS. NOT CESIUM SALAMI! Wheeljack: Topspin made comments about your Mother. Grimlock: MY MOTHER?! Brawl: (Laughs like Muscle Man) You know who else likes 5 Hour Energon? MY MOM! Your Mom is pretty Dinobot. Grimlock: WHAT DID YOU SAY MUSCLE BRAWL? Wheeljack: Uh-Oh. Brawl: Oh No Bro. Grimlock: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BRAWL, NO MAKES FUN OF ANYBODY'S MOTHER, BUT GRIMLOCK LOVES HIS MOTHER! End
Cliffjumper: You guys are so lucky to appear in a Billion Dollar Blockbuster last year. I just got killed in a Kid's Cartoon. Wheeljack: Says You, I was like Professor Farnsworth in it, and I was Killed. All beacuse of Mirage surviving. Ratchet: Bumblebee did Bravely. Cilffjumper: I Hate Bumblebee. And Grimlock as Well. Both: Uh-Oh Grimlock: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' CLIFFJUMPER, RATH WILL DESTROY YOU!!! Cliffjumper: (Screaming) Not Agian. Sideways: Hey Keep it down overthere, I'm Tuning my Banjo & Watching "The Fairly Odd Parents". Both: (Facepalm) End
Mirage: Excuse Me. I'm Looking for Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. Mirage: Your Arm was left in the Finale. So we hired a replacement. Mirage: So there he is. Kre-O: Hi. I'm Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime: You Smell like Anchovies. Kre-O: At least I'm Not the Anti-Monitor Optimus Prime: Go back to Lego City. Mirage: STAREDOWN! End
It's been a While. But Consider this a Comback. Bruticus: Bruticus Online. Ready for Action. Dirge: Slow down there Bruticus. You Going Nowhere. Bruticus: Is it about Prime or the Movies. Dirge: Both. You wont be in them cause you were the star of a cheesy 90's rap commercial. Bruticus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dirge: Oh & Gangnam Style reached 1 Billion views. Bruticus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! End.
How Gangnam Style (otherwise known as "That Dreadful song") every made it into the record books, I will never know.