What-A-Transformer

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by UltraAlanMagnus, May 23, 2012.

  1. kaijuguy19

    kaijuguy19 Keyblade Wielder

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    Poor Cliff. :lol 
     
  2. UltraAlanMagnus

    UltraAlanMagnus See ya!

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    Roadbuster: What's the Matter Toppy? No new Voice Yet?
    Topspin: No. No Leadfoot in the US. Cause they dont like him.
    Roadbuster: Oh, Let's scare Sideways.
    Topspin: Ok.
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    Sideways: So, come back for more Eh? Have some more Enegron Booze from the Meatbags?
    Roadbuster: No. Something Better.
    Topspin: You're going freak till you reboot.
    Sideways: Well Bite my Shiny Metal-
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    Sideways: OH, NOOO!!!! NOT AQUAMAN!
    Topspin: Yup. He has Blonde hair.
    Roadbuster: Not only that, It's Platinum Blonde Hair
    Sideways: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm afriad of Platinum Blonde hair.
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    End.
     
  3. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Sideway's most irrational fear. :lol  :lol 
     
  4. Warpshard

    Warpshard Well-Known Member

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    :lol 
     
  5. UltraAlanMagnus

    UltraAlanMagnus See ya!

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    Megatron: What is it Starscream?
    Starscream: Look at me hmm.
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    Starscream: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Starscream: Screaming is my Hobby!
    Megatron: (Facepalm)
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    Later

    Starscream: Dont you shoot me Megatron. It's not Bad Comedy.
    Megatron: No, It is Indeed Bad Comedy.
    Starscream: Try Shoot Warpath, he hates The Red Guy.
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    Megatron: What do you know? You are a Red Guy.
    Warpath: Mother.
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  6. Warpshard

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    :lol ?
     
  7. UltraAlanMagnus

    UltraAlanMagnus See ya!

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    Megatron: (Moaning)
    Barricade: Looks Like Megatron Is Now Homeless.
    Crankcase: You Said It. Also, He's A Drunk.
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    Megatron: Hey, Do I Preach To You While You're Lying Stoned In The Gutter? No, So Beat It!
    Crankcase: Wow. Bender does not approve of this.
    Barricade: Agreed.
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    Megatron: (While Drunk) Sailor Moon Called, She Wants Her Hairstyle back.
    Crankcase: That Hurts. She's More Blonde & Uselees Than Aquaman.
    Barricade: No Comment.
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    Barricade: Fear Not Megatron, You Will Be Back To Normal Cause I Am Barricade!
    Crankcase: End This Cartoon Please. I Feel Hurt. Way Hurt.
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  8. Warpshard

    Warpshard Well-Known Member

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    Is sailor moon that girl who uses her hair as weapons?
     
  9. UltraAlanMagnus

    UltraAlanMagnus See ya!

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    No. You're thinking of the Marvel Character, Moon Knight. :p 
     
  10. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Crankcase is Sailor Moon. :lolol  :lolol 
     
  11. UltraAlanMagnus

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    Grimlock: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING WHEELJACK, YOUR FIVE HOUR ENERGON IS NOTHING BUT CESIUM CRANNBERRYS. NOT CESIUM SALAMI!
    Wheeljack: Topspin made comments about your Mother.
    Grimlock: MY MOTHER?!
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    Brawl: (Laughs like Muscle Man) You know who else likes 5 Hour Energon? MY MOM! Your Mom is pretty Dinobot.
    Grimlock: WHAT DID YOU SAY MUSCLE BRAWL?
    Wheeljack: Uh-Oh.
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    Brawl: Oh No Bro.
    Grimlock: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BRAWL, NO MAKES FUN OF ANYBODY'S MOTHER, BUT GRIMLOCK LOVES HIS MOTHER!
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  12. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Never mess with a raging psychopaths mom. :lolol  :lolol 
     
  13. UltraAlanMagnus

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    Cliffjumper: You guys are so lucky to appear in a Billion Dollar Blockbuster last year. I just got killed in a Kid's Cartoon.
    Wheeljack: Says You, I was like Professor Farnsworth in it, and I was Killed. All beacuse of Mirage surviving.
    Ratchet: Bumblebee did Bravely.
    Cilffjumper: I Hate Bumblebee. And Grimlock as Well.
    Both: Uh-Oh
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    Grimlock: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' CLIFFJUMPER, RATH WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
    Cliffjumper: (Screaming) Not Agian.
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    Sideways: Hey Keep it down overthere, I'm Tuning my Banjo & Watching "The Fairly Odd Parents".
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    Both: (Facepalm)
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  14. Warpshard

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    Facepalm Indeed.
     
  15. Stardust262

    Stardust262 Moe is the Only Way

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    Stupid Bumblebee and Mirage, always messing stuff up.
     
  16. UltraAlanMagnus

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    Mirage: Excuse Me. I'm Looking for Optimus Prime.
    Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime.
    Mirage: Your Arm was left in the Finale. So we hired a replacement.
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    Mirage: So there he is.
    Kre-O: Hi. I'm Optimus Prime.
    Optimus Prime: You Smell like Anchovies.
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    Kre-O: At least I'm Not the Anti-Monitor
    Optimus Prime: Go back to Lego City.
    Mirage: STAREDOWN!
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  17. Warpshard

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    :lol  Lego city.
     
  18. UltraAlanMagnus

    UltraAlanMagnus See ya!

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    It's been a While. But Consider this a Comback.

    Bruticus: Bruticus Online. Ready for Action.
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    Dirge: Slow down there Bruticus. You Going Nowhere.
    Bruticus: Is it about Prime or the Movies.
    Dirge: Both. You wont be in them cause you were the star of a cheesy 90's rap commercial.
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    Bruticus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Dirge: Oh & Gangnam Style reached 1 Billion views.
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    Bruticus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  19. Warpshard

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    How Gangnam Style (otherwise known as "That Dreadful song") every made it into the record books, I will never know.
     
  20. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Because Psy is a god damn boss. :lolol