Episode 5: For a Few Asses More After A Mystery Surrenders, Sideways meets Old Man Jetfire, but an Unexpected shooting ends the old geezer's life. Jetfire: Get of my Lawn you hooligan! Sideways: Bite my Shiny Metal Ass, Old Man. Jetfire: Does'nt look shininer to me. Sideways: Shininer than yours traitor Jetfire: Oh yeah? Sideways: Cheeze It! Jetfire: Oh No you dont. I've been doing this right before you were made millions of solar cycles. No one makes fun of my Tiny metal ass. Sideways: (laughing) Jetfire: Die Waysides! Seaspray: Oh No. Jetfire! I was aiming at the robot on your foot. He stole all my energon beer. I need that to function. Sideways: Shut up Zoidberg! Jetfire: ZOIDBERG! Seaspray: Goodbye Friends! Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop. Jetfire: (gasps) With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! (Then Dies) Sideways: Dont you Mean Seaspray? Sideways: All right meatbags, end the darn comic so I can drink energon. End.
Episode 6: The Rousing Song of Heroism Sideway's one True Weakness is founded, by Song. Plus a PSA by Sideswipe. Sideways: Time for that Rematch I owe you after Revenge of the Fallen (AKA Crapfest 2009). Sidewipe: We'll see about that. Sideways: You and what Army? Sideswipe: This One. Sideways: Oh no! Sideswipe: Now, Sing Aquaman's Rousing Song of Heroism. All Autobots:Who are you? Just a man or Superman? The man we turn to for the plan! Who are you? Just a man or Superman? The man we need to take a stand! Sideways: NO! Not Aquaman! Sideswipe: OUTRAGEOUS! End And Now, your PSA you have been waiting for. Sideswipe: Remember kids, when a supervillian comes get you, always sing Aquaman's Rousing song of Heroism. Kids: Now we know. Sideswipe: And knowing is half the battle.
Episode 7: The Fortress of Knock Out Knock Out Shows his new Fortress to his friends. But his Favorite "Neighbor" shows him his gun. Knock Out: Gentlemen I Bring you, my Fortress of Solitude. Made out of DC Cartoon sets. Acid Storm: Why? Dirge: Cause his VO voiced Batman Before. Knock Out: Follow Me Ladies. Red Alert: Hi Neighbor. I want you and friends to show you my new Toy. Knock Out: Oh No it's Him. Acid Storm: Who? Knock Out: DINKLEBERG! 3 Minutes Later Red Alert: Whoops, Sorry. Knock Out: (gasps) My Fortress! Curse you Dinkleberg! Red Alert: GAHHH! Knock Out: Prepare for Surgery Dinkleberg! Red Alert: I'm Sorry! End
Episode 8: The Futurama Fandom Seaspray Talks about Futurama to Optimus Prime. But However, Prime takes away his privileges of watching the show. Seaspray: And that's how it is Prime, Futurama is a great series, I went to Omicron Persi 8, and they are nice people. Optimus Prime: I see & heard about it Seaspray. Because of that, the rest of the Autobots will be watching every episode this weekend, and you can be the host. Seaspray: HOORAY! I'm Helpful. All hail Zoidberg! Woop woop woop woop woop woop. Optimus Prime: But due to the death of Jetfire, Your television privileges of watching the show & acting like Dr. Zoidberg are revoked for the time being. Seaspray: Aww. Nobody loves me anymore. Optimus Prime: At least you're not Aquaman, Seaman. End
I'm going to cut to the chase. I like this comic, I will follow it now, & I need help for all of these comics I read every day.
Just read through all your comics. These are hilarious! As much as I smell some movie bashing, which I really dislike ("That was a cheap ripoff of me who did that" and "Crapfest 2009")seeing, as I am a fan of those movies, your extensive use of movie toys makes up for it. I'll be following this.
Episode 9: The Return Bumblebee's old friend comes back from the dead. Bumblebee: Beep-Blip-Beep-Beep-Boop-Bilp-Beep-Blip. Wheeljack: Uh Sure Bumblebee, I would very much would like to watch The Doctor Strange Animated Movie after Johnny Bravo. Cilffjumper: Hi Guys. Did I miss anything? Bumblebee: Bwoop? Wheeljack: Cliffjumper? Is that You? Cilffjumper: No. I'm a Zombie, but not corruppeted into Dark Energon. Also I want to see Arcee. Both: AHHHHHH! IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Cliffjumper: What? End
Episode 10: Birthday Blues Starscream confinsactes the Gifts of Ratchet & Wheeljack for their Owner's Birthday. Starscream: Let's See, Two DC New 52 Books from Ratchet & A Gamestop Giftcard From Wheeljack. Wheeljack: Yeah? Ratchet: And Your Point is? Starscream: Well, you ladies were a day late. Our owner's party was Laser-Tag & Pizza together, And I am going to give these to him. Goodbye. Wheeljack: His Birthday was Yesterday? Ratchet: And they Had Pizza & Laser Tag? Both: FRAGGGGGGGGG! End
