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Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Jetbolt, May 5, 2012.

  1. UltraAlanMagnus

    UltraAlanMagnus See ya!

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  2. Warpshard

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  3. Soundpulse

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    Bow down should be a real song! :lolol 
     
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  5. Jetbolt

    Jetbolt Maximal Air Commander

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    Rodimus: "Can I please be in the next movie?"
    Aaron: "I'm sorry, but we can't allow that to happen."
    Rodimus: "Why?"
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    Aaron: "Because us folks at Hasbro are still reading dust covered letters from last time."
    Rodimus: "But they told me they wanted new toys."
    Aaron: "Bad marketing idea back then. Do you even know how many near 40 year olds I still encounter talking about nightmares of Optimus turning grey?"
    Rodimus: "But he's been killed in other series since then."
    Aaron: "Yes because we have to show he's so great that he can return from the dead."
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    Hot Shot: "Rodimus, don't bother pleading for a movie role. Trust me, I've tried and then Mr. Boom Boom thought the movie needed that bot. Oh and its a good thing Red Alert isn't here, I saw Ratchet in a studio a moment ago."
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    Aaron: "Listen, nothing against you all but its one of those what have you done for me lately kind of deals. Like you Hot Shot, you did us a great service before the movies. But now Bumblebee is bring in the cash for us in the movies."
    Hot Shot: "And choking the pegs in stores."
    Rodimus: "But how can we do anything for you if you don't let us in a series?"
    Aaron: "Because its the media, its easier to reboot ideas then to create new and fresh ideas these days. But to make you happy, how about I give you a role in a comic book instead?"
    Rodimus: "Beats sharing a room with Hound."
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  6. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Poor Rodimus. :lol 
     
  8. Warpshard

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  9. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Yup that's totally an accurate repesentation of what's happening right now. :lol 
     
  10. nobleboivin

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    Ha. Congrats on getting Thundertron.
     
  11. Jetbolt

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    Steve: "Alright Grimlock, today we want you redo some lines for us. Hasbro felt like something needed to be changed" *Pushes button* "And now back to the Transformers."
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    Grimlock: "Me......huh? What *bleep* idiot wrote this *bleep* *bleep*?"
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    Bob: "That was me, I was brought in to write new lines for you."
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    Grimlock: "Shakespeare did my best lines. You do stuff not fit for a cheap budget sci fi channel movie."
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    Steve: "Look at what you did, Grimlock. Remember, we try to give rise to tomorrow's future media leaders."
    Grimlock: "Please, with people like that in charge, I would have an easier time finding IQ levels following a Woodstock concert."
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    Steve: "You want to be paid?"
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    Grimlock: "Fine. *Sigh* "Me Grimlock no bozo, me king."
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    Grimlock: "Happy?"
    Steve: "It was good, but it needed some more cheer in the tone."
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    Grimlock: "You know what? *Transforms* "I don't need this *bleep*, take this script and put it where the sun does not shine. I'm done."
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  12. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Me Grimlock Actor. :lolol 
     
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    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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  14. Warpshard

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    Me Grimlock not only actor, me also genius.
     
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    Congrats on getting the new Grimlock figure, by the way.
     
  16. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher Just another Edgelord

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    New? That's the Energon version.
     
  17. Jetbolt

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    This isnt new, had it since Energon.
     
  18. GuardianAngel87

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    Sorry. My mistake. :eek: 

    I almost forgot about the Energon line having its version of Grimlock as well as Swoop. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. :banghead: 

    How the hell did I forget? :banghead: 
     
  19. Soundpulse

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    We like to think Energon never happened. Does that wrap it up?
     
  20. Jetbolt

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    Megatron: "I see you survived, but now lets......"
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    Prime: "Don't tell me Megatron, blah blah make a threat....
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    .....Blah blah attack.....
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    .....Blah blah roll out.....
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    .....Blah blah reusing some overused former epic battle lines......
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    .....Blah blah Decepticons retreat....
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    .....Blah blah insult Starscream, am I right?"
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    Megatron: "What's wrong with him?"
    Wheeljack: "Remember the exploding mountain bit? I think it knocked something out of his back end."
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