Presents Scourgemas 2014 Lugnut: "I'm a loyal follower of the great Megatron, I refuse to sing about somebody else..." Shockwave: "Okay then..." Lugnut: *Singing* On the twelfth day of Scourgemas, the great one gave...." Lugnut: "Twelve whacks to the head...." Lugnut: "Eleven robo-noogies...." Lugnut: "Ten cyber-fleas release...." Lugnut: "Nine slashes from swords...." Lugnut: "Eight wedgies...." Lugnut: "Seven Mermaids Gone Wild download codes...." Lugnut: "Six stolen weapons....." Lugnut: "Five body slams to Autobots...." Lugnut: "Four times the smell to an annoyance...." Lugnut: "Three backhand slaps...." Lugnut: "Two severed arms...." Lugnut: *GAH!!!" Scourge: *Singing* "AND ONE KNOCKED OUT MEGATRON FOLLOWER!!!!!!!" Shockwave: "Happy Scourgemas!!!"
Shockwave: "Is Alpha Bravo supposed to be a military code?" Alpha Bravo: "Yeah, it means I'm awesome, cyclops..." Shockwave: "Why you...." Scourge: "What's going on?" Shockwave: "This Autobot just called be cyclops..." Scourge: "Wait..." Scourge: "This one is a special guest." Shockwave: "He is?" Scourge: "Yes! I haven't seen G1 purists complain this much since the trick Armada Cyclonus and I pulled a few years ago." Scourge: "Tell me, what did you do with Slingshot?" Alpha Bravo: "Miko needed some company after Bulkhead left..."
Scourge: "They are out there, plotting..." Shockwave: "Starscream clones?" Scourge: "Worst..." Shockwave: "What is it?" Scourge: "Squirrels...." Shockwave: "Squirrels? They aren't evil, rabbits though are another story... Especially a certain grey one...." Scourge: "I'm not kidding, they want to destroy us all!!!!!!" Scourge: "YOU HEAR ME YOU SNEAKY EVIL CREATURES?!?!?! I'M ON TO YOU!!!!!!" Shockwave: "Evil squirrels.... He must of been having nightmares about Slappy... Huh?" Wheeljack: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shockwave: "What was that about?" *HISS* Shockwave: *Bleep!!!!!!!!!!!*
