Starscream: "How is it that I get confused for a fembot and not jumbo chest over there?" Primus, its a wonder that the poor bot hasn't fallen over yet." Snow Cat: "What was that I heard?" Starscream: "You have a cool looking helmet, that's what I said." Kup: "Halt!!!!" Arcee: "Yes?" Kup: "You are not following the rules of being a fembot. You have dark colors, only reserve for non fembots. Go into a paint both and go back to pink and white at once!!!" Arcee: "Um sir..." Kup: "Do you hear me soldier?!?!?" Kup: "No excuses Arcee, pink and white is who you are." Arcee: "Pardon me sir, but..." Arcee: "Night night cupcake. Amazing what one thrust kick in the ramjet will do."
Director: "Listen Cliffy, Hasbro has made an offer." Cliffjumper: "What would that be?" Director: "You and Bumblebee will not share the same looks..." Cliffjumper: "FINALLY!!!" Director: "But, you will be killed off from the series in the first episode." Cliffjumper: "I can't believe this!!! All these years I've wanted my own look and I finally get, only to get killed off in the first episode? Scrap that!!!" Director: "Cliffy, you should be happy about this. The Hub wants to add something that to be all honest about it, scares the slag out of me." Cliffjumper: "What would that be?" Director: "Miko." Cliffjumper: " A what?" Director: "An actor that has been banned for life from Japan, she set some over grown lizard free over there. The Hub thought she would make a good add on, to please the rather stupi- I mean adventurous youths. Poor Bumblebee screamed so much he lost his voice box because of her." Cliffjumper: "Now I wouldn't have to encounter said beast, right?" Director: "No, she is only to be on set when it calls for her to be. The other times, she will be in her cage for everybody's protection." Cliffjumper: "Sounds like a deal, let's shake on it then."
Not suprised that Cliff would rather be killed off quickly then be tortured by Miko for the rest of the series. at her being responsible for Godzilla.
Eh, he can still hang with everyone after filming while saying "HAR HAR YOU HAVE TO WORK AND I DON'T"
Bulkhead: "This is for Cliffjumper!!!" Cliffjumper: 'Hello." Bulkhead: "Cliff?" Starscream: "Didn't I kill you before?" Bulkhead: 'Wait, if you killed him before, then that means......ZOMBIE!!!!!!!" Bulkhead: "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Cliffjumper: "Why does everybody run from me now? It was just an act." Starscream: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulkhead: "The dead walks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Starscream: "GAH!!" Starscream: "That stupid big green oaf. Why when I get out of here, he'll pay for this. I, Commander Starscream am not some speed bump in the road." Cliffjumper: "Long time no see Scream." Starscream: "Help.......GAH!!!!" Cliffjumper: "Let's rock." Cliffjumper: "I got something worst than death for you." Starscream: "One of Prime's talks?" Cliffjumper: "No, far worst. Miko listening to Lady Gaga." Starscream: "That's not so bad wait, MIKO!! That crazy human girl?" Cliffjumper: "Yep." Starscream: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd like to see Arcee's reaction to this. Maybe she'll join in on the beating of the Screamer. And is FE Starscream taller than PRID Bulkhead? How small is that Voyager?
Head wise, Bulkhead is slightly taller. Now over all, Starscream would be taller thanks to his wings.
Poor Cliffjumper. In fairness, that scale between Bulk and Screamer isn't exactly inaccurate. They're roughly the same size in the show.
Bulkhead: "Hello there." Brakedown: "Oh come on now!!!" Lugnut: "You!!!" Bulkhead: "You remember me, I'm shocked." Bulkhead: "Its Megatron!!!" Lugnut: "I don't see the master." Bulkhead: "Never learn do you?" Lugnut: "Wha- GAH!!" Bulkhead: "Lugnut busting since 2007."
Lugnut: "That's it, shake it all around like there is no tomorrow. Oh Primus, look at those lower parts." Megatron: "Enjoy the bath Mr. AJ?" AJ the Duck: Quack! Megatron: "I'm so glad you did......what the?" Lugnut: "My master, it wasn't the way it looked." Megatron: "You were spying on me." Lugnut: "No, I was duck watching." Megatron: *Gasps* "You saw Mr. AJ's privates? Primus, you are too sick for me. Only one place is fitting for bird perverts." Lugnut: "Noooooo." Megatron: "Don't be scare Mr. AJ, the big green idiot can no longer hurt you." Longview: "I....feel.......so....so.......so.........dirty."
