Scourge: “Hey Waspinator, I have a gift for you.” Waspinator: “Oh no…. Wazzzpinator barely zzzurvived the bunny.” Scourge: “Oh that was so long ago. I wanted to make up for that with something better.” Waspinator: “What izzz that?” Scourge: “Oh this? This is Gnaw and he has a special talent. Go on, pet him….” Waspinator: “Nooooo!!!!!” Scourge: “Isn’t that a great talent?” Waspinator: “Wazzzpinator hatezzz truckbot!!” Shockwave: “You still have that vile thing?! Oh why did I agree to come out of retirement....” Scourge: “Hey, at least Gnaw no longer likes you."
Today is the 10th anniversary of when I first got Scourge and tomorrow is the anniversary of the first comic with him. So here’s something to celebrate both occasions. Wreck-Gar: “Junk for all!! Free junk!!” Scourge: “An Autobot littering? Finally one that I can tolerate. What do you have?” Wreck-Gar: “Let’s see… This head.” Wreck-Gar: “This weird submarine model.” Wreck-Gar: “This copy of Mermaids gone wild.” Wreck-Gar: “Huh? I feel a big one.…” Seaspray: “Oh hey old chums….” Shockwave: “How did Seaspray fit inside of him?” Seaspray: “It’s an outrageous adventure of desire, desperation, and seeing sights unimaginable.” Shockwave: “Dumpster diving for Mermaids gone wild?” Seaspray: “Yes….” Scourge: “Can we send him back?”
Seaspray: “So does Scourge still have his personal vendetta?” Shockwave: “Against Sky-Byte? Oh absolutely. Recently he invented some new swear words over the Transformers Hall of Fame news.” Seaspray: “Oh I meant those furry creatures with the fluffy tails.” Shockwave: “Ah them, yes….” Scourge: “You dare throw nuts at me?! Feel my wraith you furry terrors!!! Perish squirrels!!!!”
A Scourgeoween special: Scourge: “I wonder where Shockwave is? I need an Autobot disguise to trick children into giving me candy.” Scourge: “Oh hey Waspinator.” Scourge: “Huh?!” Shockwave: “Join us…. Embrace the pumpkin…..” Scourge: “AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” Waspinator: “Payback at lazzzt, Wazzzpinator happy.” Shockwave: “That was brilliant.” Pumpkin Rapper: “You two can play though I better get some pay or I’ll ruin your day.” Waspinator: “Huh?” Shockwave: “AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”