He should be fortunate about that. I'm pretty sure that catching a 'break' would be worse for his health than this.

 

Megatron: "Now that you have dried off from the dunking, I'm giving one simple task. Repair Soundwave's battle damage and don't fail me."
Knock Out: "I won't Lord Megatron."
Megatron: "Good, I would hate to do what I did to Bumblebee to you."
Knock Out: "Removing my voice box?"
Megatron: "No, that was a lie to boost up my fearsome image. I really sent him to a room with a moose. The stuff he saw in that room, made that voice box fried after he screamed so much. All I did after that was toss him across the Autobots lines after it."


Knock Out: "No....not that room!!!"
Vehicon: "Doc Knock just lost it."
Megatron: "If I feel a kiss, the room with a moose would be the least of your worries."


Megatron: "Get the wrench, I don't want my him hugging my foot all day."
Vehicon: "At once Lord Megatron. You do want it across the head right?"
Megatron: "Yes, I want Knock Out to be knocked out and moved away from me."

 

So many Knockout puns!

 

Poor Knockout.    

 

Infeno: "The royalty has given us a nice afternoon to hold our special contest. Now let's give a minute to salute our wonderful Queen!"
Megatron watching from sphere: "Why can't he stop calling me that?"


Inferno: "Now meet our candidates, Jetstorm, Transquito, and Sky Shadow."


Inferno:
Now for our watchers, please text on who you want to win the contest. We will know from a backstage member on who won. He will be watching as either anvil #1, #2, or #3 falls and hits Waspinator."


Insecticon: "The results are in."
Inferno: "Very good drone."


Inferno: "And the winner of the contest is.......Transquito!!!"


Transquito: "I've won.....I got fans....the happiest day of my life!!"
Inferno: "Let's give the winner a round of applause! Congrats, you just won the Predacon's Most Ugliest. The golden bag award will coming to you soon."
Transquito: "WHAT?!?!"

 

Poor Transquito.  

 

Wheeljack: "Hi bots and cons. Tell me, have you been infected with GPS during the many battles with the rival faction? Are you at risk of having body parts fall off or already had that happen to you?
Well, you are in luck folks. I have came up with a cure."



Wheeljack: "Don't be this bot no more, my cure will you back to normal in a flash."
Waspinator: "Wazzzpinator rulez!"
Megatron: "Damn GPS!"


Wheeljack: "Its not too late for help. My cure reverse the damage by nanobots that recreates the damage or missing areas and removes GPS from the systems."


Megatron: "I thought the Autobot scum was making up stuff, I know his track record. But here I am back on my feet, yesss. If it worked for me, it will work for you too."
Waspinator: "Wazzzpinator head hurtz in areaz Wazzzpinator didn't know about."
Wheeljack: "You seen the proof bots and cons. Please send $200 to 1984 Iacon drive or by wjacknotgrimlocksfather@cybernex/bot"

 

 

I'll take 20!

 

False: TFA Red Alert created the cure for GPS, and second BW Megatron suffers from Brown Plastic Syndrome. He isn't gold.  

Then again I don't own the toy.   I wish i could afford the Metals version.

 

Megatron: "Your new drone looks kind of weak. Let's see what the dark energon does to it."


Megatron: "Well, that's a bit better, though now it lost the cute factor."


Megatron: "Say, didn't you mention something about a black cat bot?"

 

And thus the abomination that was the Bayformers designs were born. Through Dark Energon.

 

This Laserbeak can suicide Autobots. The cuteness was a nessessary sacrifice.

Ugh.

 

That Dark Energon is certainly something. Hmmm . . .

 

I love that psychobuzzard.  

 

You're Megatron is already broken?! I say... I guess I should have kept my mouth shut. ._.

 

What is this in response to?

 

I'd only just saw the previous page with a BW TM megs broken at waist.
Feel free to call me slow and/or stupid but I WAS still on topic.

 

No, that was my first TM Megatron that I had got from the store when I was a kid. The complete one is the newer one I found last year.