I don't think the ladies understood there.

 

I was going to save this for tomorrow, but I couldn't wait.

Megatron: "So what you are saying Knock Out is that you failed?"
Knock Out: "More like ran over by some train."
Megatron: "Excuses, enough of this. Time for punishment, Vehicon bring the Toilet of Doom!!"


Knock Out: "Lord Megatron, I couldn't control my partern. He ran off from me."
Megatron: "Soundwave got his relic and fought a Wrecker at the same time."
Knock Out: "But he's Soundwave, he's like some type of super bot."
Megatron: "Maybe this dunking will help."


Megatron: "Ready?"
Knock Out: "Do I have a choice?"
Megatron: "No."
Knock Out: "Dinklebe---GAH!!"
Soundwave: *Recording* "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"


Knock Out: "So....much......clogging."
Megatron: "I had not have this amount of fun in years."
Soundwave: *Recording* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" *Gasps* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" *Coughs*

 

Knockout has no luck.

 

Wow. Soundwave acutally laughed?! I never thought I see the day.  

 

So Much Clogging.        

 

Super Toilet.

 

Ironhide: "Don't I know you from some place?"
Bulkhead: "Not that I know of."
Ironhide: "Oh yeah, you beat me out of a place on Transformers Prime."
Bulkhead: "Scrap."
Ironhide: "But I'm not upset, I don't have to work with Miko like you do."


Bulkhead: "Ha Ha....nice one."
Ironhide: "Why thank y..."


Bulkhead: "Be glad that wasn't rust."





Jazz: "You know, I got cut in half by Megatron before."
Cliffjumper: "Okay, I got stab in the chest by Starscream, turned into a zombie, cut in half by Megatron, and blown up in a energon cave. Top that."


Waspinator: "Wazzzpinator been blown to zcrap, been nuke farted on, been turned into a cube, had been cruzhed by rock, zhot at, cut into tiny ribbonz, had ztaziz pod crazhed into back end, and zo many more that Wazzzpinator can't keep count."


Jazz: "Bug boy making up stuff again."
Cliffjumper: "Oh please."
Waspinator: "Wazzzpinator thinkz car-botz are jealouz."

 

Animated Ironhide is one big Deluxe.

And just for the record, Jazz got RIPPED in half by Megs (with his bare hands no less), not cut in half.

 

Animated WG: "Hello!"
RTS WG: "Hello!"
Animated WG: "I am Wreck-Gar!"
RTS WG: "So am I."


Animated WG: "I'm the real one."
RTS WG: "No I am."
Animated WG: "Are not."
RTS WG: "Am so."
Animated WG: "I know who you really are, you are Batman."
RTS WG: "No, I'm Spartacus."
Animated WG: "I thought I was?"


Animated WG: "No, I remember now! I am Optimus Prime!"


RTS WG: "Hello Optimus Prime, I am Wreck Gar."
Animated WG: "I thought I was?"
RTS WG: "Am not!"

 

RTS Lugnut: "Megatron is the great one!!"
Animated Lugnut: "All hail Megatron!!!!!"


Megatron: "Why? First I lost the Beast Wars, then I lost control of Cybertron and got stuck back into this body again, then I lost my Hall of Fame award to the bot that created the idiotic Dinobots, and now this.
How the mighty has fallen, yesss."


RTS Lugnut: "I'll worship you foever."
Animated Lugnut: "No, I'll do that."


RTS Lugnut: "No one worships more than me. I sleep with his rubber ducky."
Megatron: 0.0 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Animated Lugnut: "So? I sleep with the great one's face on my teddy bear."
Megatron: 0.o "They make Inferno look sane."


RTS Lugnut: "AHHHHH!!!!"
Animated Lugnut: "GAH!!!"
Megatron: "Damn you Wheeljack!!!! Waspinator has fembots fighting for him, but nooooo."


Megatron: "I swear if I break free, I'm removing those sparks and I'll give them to Miko. You hear me morons?"


RTS Lugnut: "Get off of my head!!"
Blitzwing: "Interesting."
Megatron: "Wanna free me?"



Blitzwing: "HA HA I'll free you if you do the chicken dance with me."
Megatron: "Why Primus why?!?!"

 

Lugnut fight!  

 

 

Poor Megatron just can't catch a break.

 

It just ain't Megatron's day.  

 

Do Aquaman!