Scourge got stasis locked.  

 

  "I'll download Mermaids gone Wild for you."

 

  Poor Scourge.

 

Shockwave: "And Shockwave too!!!"
Scourge: "Today thanks to the help of Laserbeak, we'll give our thoughts on some interesting items from this year's Botcon."



Scourge: "First to kick off the show, the new upcoming voyager Optimus Prime..."




Shockwave: "Good news though! Energon Grimlock now has somebody that can ride him into battle."
Scourge: "So put down drink, don't have to worry about the fat one jumping on you now."


Shockwave: "Next up is the new leader class Armada Megatron."


Scourge: "Armada Megatron? Looks more like G1 Megatron at some cosplay event."
Shockwave: "Good point..."


Scourge: "Finally, we have the new AoE deluxe Hot Shot."


Shockwave: "How very Trackish...."
Scourge: "It's the movies con! The same one that has a character that looks like Bulkhead named Hound."

 

  Scourge forgot the Que/Wheeljack controversy, along the Dino/Mirage argument.

 

Lul whsat bout Generations Arcee and CHormia?

 

Yeah, that Optimus is pretty weak-looking.

It's been suggested that he might actually be the torso for a combiner team, but I'm not entirely convinced. Personally, I think that the new design is supposed to be a more "G1-ified" version of Rescue Bots Optimus, trying to be a mix between kiddy and normal, or else he's an upscaled version of the Generations 2014 Legends class Optimus.

Of course, there's always the possibility that he's just a mediocre figure with a terrible design.

 

Those designs look weird.

 

What about voyager Brainstorm?

 

Yup. That is some lovely logic with the movie designs 83 Not confusin'.

 

Scourge Productions.  

 

Now people, I wasn't planning on doing a full run down. Just some figures that would work perfectly for Scourge and Shockwave to make fun of.

 

Shockwave: "And that's how I made Ratchet see stuff that others couldn't."


Scourge: "You just had to tell a story."
Shockwave: "Like I knew his hearing was that good."


Grimlock: "Me Grimlock king, me want story."
Scourge: *Snickers*
Grimlock: "Why truck robot laugh at me Grimlock?"


Scourge: "Most of us know by now that the undies are meant to go inside."
Grimlock: "Me Grimlock confused."


Scourge: "Surly a king like yourself should know that by now."


Grimlock: "Me Grimlock leaving!! Truck robot no tell me Grimlock how to dress!!!"


Scourge: "I've took care of the issue, so as you were.... Um Shockwave?"

 

  Shockwave underestimates Scourge's ability to be a smartass & get away with it.

 

I had planned on making this longer, but it was just too hot.


Grimlock: "Me Grimlock will crush tank robot!!
Tankor: "Tankor will smash!!!"


Grimlock: "Me Grimlock says tank robot is dum dum...."
Tankor: "Tankor destroy dinobot......"
Grimlock: "Me Grimlock no dinobot, me Grimlock king!!!"


Scourge: "Looks like a dumb off."
Shockwave: "Only thing missing is that green guy...."

 

Who's is the green guy?