Transformers: A New Translation

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Necromaster, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Wait, is Menasor bigger than Superion?
     
  2. Necromaster

    Necromaster FEAR ME MORTALS

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    HA HA I TRICKED YOU IT WAS SLINGSHOT

    ...naw it was Air Raid

    Eyup.

    No, they're supposed to be about the same size. Menasor was tackling Superion, which threw off the perspective a bit.

    [​IMG]

    I like the idea that, try as he might, Ironhide is incapable of comprehending the way Gestalts work.
     
  3. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher Just another Edgelord

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    Oooh!
     
  4. Ranger Silver 6

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    how is robot made of 5 planes and a robot made of 4 cars and a large truck the same size?
     
  5. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher Just another Edgelord

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    DON'T QUESTION IT!

    I always figured Transformers Jets were only a fraction of the size of the real deal due to size limitations. I mean, that's how my universe works.
     
  6. Wars

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    Menasor is tough mo-fo...
     
  7. Fez Findie

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    You speaking of scale in Transformers.

    And that's some big whamming on what requires lotta whamming indeed... especially after its obvious ya ain't gonna be talkin' it to death X3
     
  8. Ømnidrive

    Ømnidrive Stop.....think......fart.....and keep on going

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    .......well things are going well :popcorn 
     
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    MID AIR HEADBUTT!

    The second most burtel headbutt.....now make him head butt his nuts
     
  10. Noise Maker

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    :popcorn 

    I like Ironhide's confusion.
     
  11. Necromaster

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    Yup.

    Yeah... Scale has always been... off in Transformers lore. I try not to worry about it and focus on things like plot.

    And, well... At this state, Gestalts aren't much of conversationalists, anyways. On the Autobot side, you basically have a stoic war machine, and on the Decepticon side, you have robots that only really go RAWR KILL.

    Indeed.

    Depends on who you ask.

    ...They're falling out of the sky. I don't know how that'd work.

    "Confound this new-fangled technology!"

    [​IMG]

    Admit it. You want a "Screw physics!" button.
     
  12. Ranger Silver 6

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    Everyone wants a screw physics button
     
  13. Ømnidrive

    Ømnidrive Stop.....think......fart.....and keep on going

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    I truly want a button like that!!!! :lol 
     
  14. Wars

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    A "Screw Physics" button would be the greatest invention ever..
     
  15. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher Just another Edgelord

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    Yep.
     
  16. Noise Maker

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    All this time, we've been putting "self destruct" buttons in our mecha/spaceship/lasers when we could have had "screw physics" buttons. Why did no one think of this earlier?
     
  17. Ranger Silver 6

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    because no one has ever been dumb enough to give ZombieBot command of a starship
     
  18. Fez Findie

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    That is an honest honest button X3 And wooosh they go!
     
  19. Necromaster

    Necromaster FEAR ME MORTALS

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    E'rrybody wants that button!

    If I had a starship, It'd be a rainbow triceratops that has chainsaw machine guns.

    [​IMG]

    Menasor's grin will be in your nightmares now.
     
  20. Noise Maker

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    ...Indeed it will.

    Seems Menasor might be capable of rudimentary battle tactics. :D