Transformers: A New Translation

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Necromaster, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. Stonecrusher

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    Panic! Panic! Panic! We'reallgonnadi-i-i-ieeeeeee!
     
  2. Necromaster

    Necromaster FEAR ME MORTALS

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    APPOCALYPSE!

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    Ironhide, having been in the brig for awhile, wasn't really well-fed, sooooo...
     
  3. Stonecrusher

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    ...Why does Ratchet have pink gums? For that matter, why does he have gums to begin with?
     
  4. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Ironhide's a greedy little yolk, isn't he?
     
  5. fafireguy

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    the real question is why does he have teeth
     
  6. Ømnidrive

    Ømnidrive Stop.....think......fart.....and keep on going

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    Wow.....................EAT EAT EAT EAT!!!!
     
  7. Necromaster

    Necromaster FEAR ME MORTALS

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    Same reason the robots have genders.

    Or mouths.

    Or accents.

    Or, on that note, speak in human languages amongst themsleves despite the fact that it is blatantly stated that they're aliens. (Don't bother bringing Bayformers into this, because Optimus and Megatron still speak to one another in english during their clash in mission city and Sentinel, who by all means should not know english already, speaks it fluently the instant he comes online.)

    Maybe I should make his gluttony a running gag...

    CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG (not the collective toylines, the other "chug")

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  8. Fez Findie

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    XD He's at that rate, he'll just gain a beer belly. Granted, he could just flatten anyone arguing with him, but at least he's got an excuse.
     
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    Ømnidrive Stop.....think......fart.....and keep on going

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    All of that will become more muscle..............or fat................either way he'll still be a..............POWERHOUSE!!!!!!
     
  10. Stonecrusher

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    Oh yeah. Those reasons.
     
  11. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    And to think Ratchet thought Wheeljack would be the irresponsible one. :lol 
     
  12. fafireguy

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    And Ratchet just remembers his duty
     
  13. Necromaster

    Necromaster FEAR ME MORTALS

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    Ironhide's speciality is cracking some skulls, so I doubt the extra energon will be a problem...

    Well, yeah. He's Ironhide.

    Yup. Never bring logic into a discussion about Transformers.

    The irony!

    Unfortunately.

    Anyways, here's a doodle request from RoadRage. (I modified the dialogue slightly, hope you don't mind RR)

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    And now for the actual comic.

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    Also, we're at 100 pages! Wooo go me
     
  14. Fez Findie

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    Wow, that is kinda fail on Ratchet's part :lol  Hope the other guy was coverin' his ass.

    And cool doodle there :) 
     
  15. Ømnidrive

    Ømnidrive Stop.....think......fart.....and keep on going

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    YES just as epic as I thought thanks bro!!!!.............Also don't mind if you changed the wording :D .............................This gives me an idea for a cross-over in the near future

    @Bree
    :lolol 

    BTW check the Fan-Art thread I made!!!
     
  16. Stonecrusher

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    Ratchet... Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet...
     
  17. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    So judgmental, Bree.
     
  18. fafireguy

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    And almost to 100 posts as well
     
  19. Necromaster

    Necromaster FEAR ME MORTALS

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    Watchu talkin' 'bout? The Blue Jay's pilot doesn't know the first thing about Cybertronian medical procedure!

    Thanks. :D 

    (le sigh)

    To be fair, it was kind of a dick move on Ratchet's part.

    About 700, to be precise.

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    300 Zombiepoints if you can tell me who Nemesis is quoting in the last panel.
     
  20. Fez Findie

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    (On my earlier comment, meant mostly at least being AROUND at the very least XD )

    Oh great, went all Nemesis there.

    :popcorn