Oh look what I've gone and done Stonecrusher. It's a CREEPER INVAISION Thhisssss isssss my army. suicidal but effective. TSSSSSSSSS ** BOOM!!
Nope! ...What am I reading?! Greetings, Planet Earth. I am General Zod of the Decepticon forces, and this is... Knowledgeble Nuances Evicerate Everyday Life (KNEEL!) With Decepticon General Zod Another weird thing I find of your culture is something even you might find in your home; the television Today's Observations: Television You humans get stranger and stranger. Am I to understand you invented a way of communication, and it became a form of entertainment? On Cybertron, we found another way to entertain ourselves when work isn’t in the way; we watch paint dry on walls. Brightly colored paint, mind you. And we also have holographic representations of our elders staring at us in constination, but thankfully no commercials. I must say, many of your programs are entertaining. They’ll remain behind when we purge your planet of television along with all memory of it. You will not need it, since you will be working your asses off under your mighty yellow sun, while we’re watching your former entertainment. It’s all ours. Na na nana na. Final summery: Television has no place in the Decepticon Galactic Empire. The programs on it? Approved. Now, I’m going to procure a television along with the Complete series of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Because I enjoy their suffering. DEPLOY! This is General Zod, and you will all kneel before me. KNEEEEEEL!
*Arises from the nerd ashes* I don't know....... ZOD!!! FEAR MY WRATH!!!! SWORD OF FURY!!!! *Charges at zod*
That's it zod, i'd never thought i'd have to do this, *injects arm with shkini nanites* *pules BFG out of nowere* now you...*boobs pop out* opps...
Wait, you're taking our television programming? As in new episodes? SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ON A PRIME RERUN AFTER A CLIFFHANGER! *pulls out Umbral Blaster* WELCOME TO DIE!!!
Stand back everyone.... i'll handle this...... Zod when you last saw me i was just a deformed human.... now i am a cybertronian the size of my human alliance partner...... prepare to die. SWORD OF FURY!!!
Oh, I have. What I read was a joke that turned to CHAOS. ... Well, go ahead, kick Zod's aft. For all of us! NOTE: This is the first song parody/send-off of TF Nexus Revised. NEMESIS PRIME, LORD OF DARKNESS Parody: Dark Knight, King of Immortality by Kouji Wada All hope is lost to my melody of darkness and desolation You all had best start trembling with fear at the master of destruction Fools who do not know when to give up the fight Open the path, for the true noble is about to make his mark right here! So now, let the badass cape of damnation flutter Destroy everything contained in the world! Yes, the invincible king will never waver Of iron will is the Dark Knight! For my name is Nemesis Prime! Kill you!!! Oh, why do you always defy my perfect plan and powerful techniques? You all had best give in and go offline by my beautiful requiem of death All I want is power as I walk into the dark Always achieving victory, that is a true Prime! Everyone else starts to fall to their knees! So now, I am wrapped in the aura of the Inferno Destroy everything contained in the world! Yes, the evil king never loses composure! With a sneer comes the Dark Knight! Immortal is Nemesis Prime! Kill you!!! O you weaklings, you and your cheap talk, no effort The true noble, overflowing with great evil! I will show you the darkness in your heart! So now, I shall hold high the great axe of the demons To destroy everything contained in the world! Yes, the invincible king will never waver at all! Of iron will is the Dark Knight! For my name is Nemesis Prime! Kill you!!!
Alright............ just who the hell do you think i am!?! I'm um84....... i'm not scourge......... I'M ME!!!! UM84 THE COMMENTER!!!! Finishing move!!! *Oil tanker pins zod* Giga........ SWORD OF FURY......... BREAK!!!!!!!! *Stabs zod*
Good point. I guess I'm just looking too forward. But to be fair, it IS Megatron's desire, I'm just judging you. Harshly. Yes. Yes he is.
