Transformers: Nexus (Revised)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Stonecrusher, May 27, 2011.

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Who do you want to have the first Spotlight Arc?

Poll closed Jun 16, 2011.
  1. Starscream

    6 vote(s)
    26.1%
  2. Shockwave

    10 vote(s)
    43.5%
  3. Grimlock

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  4. Spotlight Arc? Wha?

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  1. boxorak

    boxorak Lacking Shelf Space

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    Steeljaw to zhe rescue! :D 
     
  2. GingaMagnus

    GingaMagnus Designated Toku Nerd

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    I'm alittle afraid of this idea right now........... arcee. Make sure that YOU keep my hammer.........
     
  3. Plastic_nomer

    Plastic_nomer Doing the unmentionables

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    Nyan Cat heals cancer, you're argument is invalid
     
  4. Saberfrost01

    Saberfrost01 元ロボ ダイユーシャ

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    I'll go cause someone else to have an 'accident' then.:redface2: 

    However, Nyan Cat also causes insanity. His arguement is therefore Valid.
     
  5. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher Just another Edgelord

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    Nope.

    Yep, it's Steeljaw.

    You can have Prime Miko, but Nexus Miko is off limits.

    Probably... :D 

    Eh.

    :D 

    Indeed :D 

    Arcee: Done and Done.

    :D 

    :D 

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  6. GingaMagnus

    GingaMagnus Designated Toku Nerd

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    Like frell i am!!! *Hugging arcee's legs* Ow...... ow....... my arms are broken but i like this too much..... ow........

    Thanks........
     
  7. Fez Findie

    Fez Findie Well-Known Member

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    Quite an interesting character design and concept :) 

    :popcorn 
     
  8. arcee101

    arcee101 wrecker

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    Yay!I was right!TFP Miko!Yay!
     
  9. Plastic_nomer

    Plastic_nomer Doing the unmentionables

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    Oh now I remember what that Tiger bot reminds me off, the bots from D.I.C.E.
     
  10. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher Just another Edgelord

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    Arcee: :rolleyes: 

    :D 

    Dude, where's your space bar?

    I guess old memories of that show have influenced my designs.

    Then again, people say that my designs look like Megaman mixed with Gundam, so I guess people can see influences in the oddest places.

    Today, I am taking a break from normal updates to give you observations from a very particular alien...

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    Greetings, Planet Earth. I am General Zod of the Decepticon forces, and this is...

    Knowledgeble Nuances Evicerate Everyday Life (KNEEL!)
    With Decepticon General Zod​


    This side-feature of the Transformers Nexus Revised comic shall allow me to judge you and your customs... harshly. And in time, punish. Today's odd custom... school.

    Today's Observations: School

    You humans confuse me as much as you disgust me. Why would you send your little ones go to establishments to learn things that barely matter in any case? What two plus two is is irrelavent to their future carreer as slaves of the Decepticon empire, so why bother? It confuses me even to this day.

    On Cybertron, we get life's lessons by downloading into our craniums, which makes lessons a lot less likely to rot away with time. I even downloaded how your species reproduces. You humans disgust me even more now, and I wish I hadn't.

    Final summery: School is a waste of time and money and has no place in the Decepticon Galactic Empire. And neither does human pornography.

    In fact, I'm going to destroy all manufacturers of porno.

    DEPLOY!

    This is General Zod, and you will all kneel before me.

    KNEEEEEEL!
     
  11. Shatterpoint

    Shatterpoint Neato

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    *kneels*
     
  12. GingaMagnus

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    Arcee.... this zod guy is annoying... can you shoot him for me? i'll wash you when my arms aren't broken....... and i meant it in a good way.... not in a perverted way.....
     
  13. boxorak

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    Not to nitpick, but Zod calls Earth "Houston". :D 

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  14. Ribieconvoy

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    If you download stuff into your head, I hope you have a good antivirus system. Also, defragment your mind every few days.
    We don't want our overlords blue-screening on us :D 
    *kneels*
     
  15. Plastic_nomer

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  16. Stonecrusher

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    :D 

    Arcee: What is... 'Perverted?'

    Not Gobots Zod, who my version is based on visually.

    U mad?

    :D 

    :D  U mad, bro?

    Okay, back to updates and *KLANK!*

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    Greetings, Planet Earth. I am General Zod of the Decepticon forces, and this is...

    Knowledgeble Nuances Evicerate Everyday Life (KNEEL!)
    With Decepticon General Zod​


    Today's odd custom... 80's cartoons.

    Today's Observations: 80's Animation

    The 80's were an interesting time for me. Many of the cartoons of this era were considered fun, but from what I've seen, they're rubbish.

    Thundercats? All it had was a catchy theme song, and people with cat-like qualities. And yet, people admire them. Why? The characters are rubbish! The villians are just comedic fodder with the exception of Mumm-Ra! The 2011 cartoon is so much more interesting. That is why I'm keeping the new version and deleting all remnants of the original, even that annoying pest, Snarf.

    GI Joe? Human military isn't that competent. And the terrorists are worst in real life. It's upsetting, really.

    Transformers? How the hell did you know we were about to invade? Were you psychic? And even so, how come you like those Autobots so much? They are so underdeveloped, even Optimus. A total douche in real life, a perfect leader in a cheap cartoon. The only character that was even remotely accurate was that pest, Starscream. I'm glad he's dead since the movie, and continue to mock him about it to this day. Of couse, I can respect Prime Screamer, even after all his humiliation

    Challenge of the Gobots? The only thing I liked was Zod. Who looks like me, which is odd. And pitiful.

    My Little Pony? All it is is parties, girly things, and crying your enimies away. I can do that! My tears are acid. The remake was better! Friendship is Magic FTW! But you don't have to share my tastes, you can watch whatever you want, I won't judge. NOT until we conquer Earth. And then you will be beaten harshly. Because you're human. Muahahaha.

    (Note: This last opinion is based on web reviews of the original I found, and I intend not to watch the original MLP.)

    Final summery: 80's cartoons have no place in the Decepticon Galactic Empire.

    2011 remakes? Approved.

    DEPLOY!

    This is General Zod, and you will all kneel before me.

    KNEEEEEEL!


    *Groan* MY head...

    Huh?
     
  17. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    :lolol 

    *Kneel*
     
  18. Saberfrost01

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    I'm liking General Zod :lolol 
     
  19. Shatterpoint

    Shatterpoint Neato

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    *kneels*

    Wait, no GI Joe?
     
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