Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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  2. Megabattimus

    Megabattimus Same As It Ever Was

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  3. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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  4. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    yes double dealer you can
     
  5. Eric

    Eric VOTE.

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    :lol  Doubledealer has some creepy fetishes.
     
  6. einis

    einis Want some candy?

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  7. Starfire22

    Starfire22 :D

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  8. Cogar

    Cogar Follower of the Code

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    I'm thinking after calling her a harlot a half dozen times he may get the Bumblebee treatment first. :throw 
     
  9. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    forgive and forget
     
  10. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Dealer, you creep!
     
  11. GingaMagnus

    GingaMagnus Designated Toku Nerd

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    I think he has a "sleeping beauty" fetish
     
  12. LegoTFGuy

    LegoTFGuy aka BrickBotGuy

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    And hey, Clouder likes G13's Funnies! If Dealer ever swings by my place again, I'll make sure to tell him his kid has great taste before kicking him out. :D 
     
  13. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Dealer's now kinda creepy. :lol 
     
  14. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Wasn´t Dealer the wise one?
     
  15. weeklyhero

    weeklyhero Prototytan

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    That means you can do it twice even, Dealer!
     
  16. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    As it has been established, Dealer does not understand women at all.
     
  17. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    Pretty much the only way to sex.
     
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    Fez Findie Well-Known Member

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    Well that was kinda obvious, but at least he sees the positive in everything sometimes... at least on his part.
     
  19. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    Ratchet- Dicks are Gonna be Dicks


    As a sidenote, i am going to use this space to whore myself (not that way, Trans-Crazy!). This link http://bit.ly/x2rnYa is my recruitment link for the Transformers The Ride Online game.
     
  20. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol