Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

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  1. Warpshard, Jan 10, 2012
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    I bet they're getting a divorce.also Chaos,are Dealer & Arcee married or are they just a very,very close couple?
     
  2. Mr. Chaos, Jan 10, 2012
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    Nope. The announcement is quite serious...rest assure though, that it is NOT bad news at all (unless you hate me and my sense of humor...then prepare yourself next month to be very sad).

    Nope, they are staying together. Arcee has long learned that Dealer has NO clue about women.

    Dealer and Arcee are not married legally but would be considered 'married by society', as they are together, have a kid, and treat each other as husband and wife. The 'marriage' issue will be addressed sometime this year.
     
  3. Mr. Chaos, Jan 11, 2012
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  4. greatgigabyte, Jan 11, 2012
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  5. Lock Cade, Jan 11, 2012
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    :lolol  "He just... he just took my poker face"
     
  6. LegoTFGuy, Jan 11, 2012
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    :lolol  Sounds like Fallen's got his own Weird Al style parody in the making!
     
  7. Mr. Chaos, Jan 11, 2012
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    Poker Face Lyrics - YouTube

    Click link and then come back here to sing along!

    Mum mum mum mah
    Mum mum mum mah

    I wanna battle like they do in Iacon please
    All of the decepticons will now answer to me me (I love it)
    Just look at all the these strings I have to pull
    But please ignore the fact that Megs is workin' with Sentinel

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
    I'll got him hot, but Prime took his shot
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
    I'll got him hot, but Prime took his shot

    [Chorus:]
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)

    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    My skills are awesome and my powers are so hip
    Yet instead of fighting I spend all my time inside a ship (I love it)
    Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
    But thanks to stupid toy laws Megatron can not be one.

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
    I'll got him hot, but Prime took his shot
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
    I'll got him hot, but Prime took his shot

    [Chorus:]
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)

    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    Megan Fox now has gone missin'
    Cause she's dissin'
    She ain't bluffin' it ain't nothin'
    After Michael Bay she went with her insults gunnin'
    Was replaced by some new boobies
    No one cared about that newbie
    showed her ass, show her ass
    And even I'll admit it is marvelous!

    [Chorus:]
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)

    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)

    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)
    He took my
    He took my
    He just took my poker face
    (please don't take my face)

    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    G-g-g-gimme your face, g-g-gimme your face
    (Mum mum mum mah)


    Poker Face-Cryno Fallen Edition
    Lyrics by Mr. Chaos
    Music by Lady Gaga
    A C! Entertainment Production
     
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  8. einis, Jan 11, 2012
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    einis Want some candy?

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  9. Mr. Chaos, Jan 11, 2012
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    You know, when I die and God shows me how I lived my life, I wonder what he will say when we get to the 15 minutes I spent writing that parody song.
     
  10. Wars, Jan 11, 2012
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    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Clouder - Optimus Prime 2.0
     
  11. Christiankid7, Jan 11, 2012
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  12. boxorak, Jan 11, 2012
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    boxorak Lacking Shelf Space

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    Meh, Perform This Way was better. :p 
     
  13. Mr. Chaos, Jan 12, 2012
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  14. Megabattimus, Jan 12, 2012
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    Megabattimus Same As It Ever Was

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    Wait, Booster Gold is going to be in TDKR? Damn, that movie just got a whole lot more awesome.

    And :lol  at blind Starscream.
     
  15. Lock Cade, Jan 12, 2012
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  16. legotron123, Jan 12, 2012
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  17. einis, Jan 12, 2012
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  18. GingaMagnus, Jan 12, 2012
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    Poor blind-scream :lol 
     
  19. LegoTFGuy, Jan 12, 2012
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    :lolol  At least getting blinded by a baby robot is a LITTLE less humiliating that being blinded by a human..
     
  20. Fez Findie, Jan 12, 2012
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    :lolol  The way you use Hatchet here, its just...
     
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