Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. weeklyhero

    weeklyhero Prototytan

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    Rape them! hahaha
     
  2. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    Little good that would do...Ratchet can break the time/space barrier just to get to someone he wants to abuse.
     
  3. User_93049

    User_93049 Well-Known Member

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  4. Fez Findie

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    He's hardcore if he teleports even to a prison to mess someone up :lol 
     
  5. Transfan327

    Transfan327 customizing amature

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    wait....when did dealer and arcee hook up?
     
  6. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    Arcee and Dealer hooked up during the Funnies Convention this summer. Dealer got Arcee a swag bag from the event (as their tickets were lost and they spent the entire event in the parking lot) and she proceeded to drag him off panel. As revealed in the second strip of Season 2, they then had sex on top of weeklyhero's car, and somehow produced Clouder.

    As a side note, in case any of you think I am all jokes and humor, I wanted to let you know I am currently working on my next novel, which will be a drama (my first novel, a murder msytery/humor novel called 'The Barefoot Witch', will most likely be published for the amazon kindle in 2012).

    Entitled Being Arliss, it tells the story of Vanessa Fox, a young woman hired by businessman Arliss Lockehart to be his biographer, following him around and writing what she thinks of his life. Sounds easy, except she learns that Arliss is infact a crime lord, heir to the title 'The King of Cons', whose company is a front for a massive criminal empire.

    Vanessa documents Arliss' plans to make a statue owned by a rival appear to be cursed, through murder and blackmail (and meeting other crime lords, including 'The Lord of Slow Deaths' and 'The God of War'). As Arliss 'teaches' her about his views Vanessa finds herself descending into his world, taking his lessons to aid in her own life, her morality slowly chipped away by the crime lord she is falling for...
     
  7. Dremare

    Dremare It's pronounced "dreh-mare"

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    And of course Ratchet helps Bumblebee escape.
     
  8. Plastic_nomer

    Plastic_nomer Doing the unmentionables

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    Prison slang history, and Nerds. Oh boy someone's giving the brick a run for their money.
     
  9. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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  10. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    well jazz will happy to know he got got awesome dotm repaint
     
  11. einis

    einis Want some candy?

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  12. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Good old Ratchet!
     
  13. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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  15. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Clouder scares me man. :lol  HE'S RELOADING!!!! :lolol 
     
  16. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    Clouder is inspired a bit by my friend Russ' 18 month old son, Daniel. It is not uncommon for Russ to end a IM chat by saying, "Have to go, the baby just grabbed my coffee cup and poured it over his head" or "he just took my Booster Gold #1 issue and threw it across the room" or "he's trying to eat my Ipod."
     
  17. GingaMagnus

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    :lol  poor dealer. "I used to not be a baby daddy but then i took an arrow to the shoulder"
     
  18. Fez Findie

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    Time to blame video games for what happens next! =O Yeah, why take responsibility as parents! ^^
     
  19. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    I like how only Jazz watches Clouder, even after he's shot Dealer.
     
  20. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    And Jazz escaped with no harm? How strange.