Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. Fez Findie

    Fez Findie Well-Known Member

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    ... You'd almost start thinking that they are intentionally screwing CJ over and over and over again, just for s**t and giggles :lol 
     
  2. TENIME_art

    TENIME_art Ethically Challenged

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  3. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    :lolol  :lolol  :lolol 

    Well actual CJ, you were stabbed and grabbed, resurected as a feral zombie, sliced in half and blown to smitherns, also Generations WFC CJ is a retool buddy.
     
  4. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    From Bumblebee. I really REALLY hope Prime Cliffjumper becomes immortalized as a toy, I was looking forward to that character the most.
     
  5. seekerblackout

    seekerblackout Banned

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    if they really do explore cliffjumpers relationship with arcee in flashbacks then i think he has more of a chance of getting a toy.
     
  6. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    First off, thank you for all the reviews.

    Second, funny you should all mention Prime...

    #6

    Timelines

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  7. GFH

    GFH The G Squad

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    ROFL Kiss Players
     
  8. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    Kiss Players: They even make Unicron cry in terror.
     
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  9. DilaZirK

    DilaZirK Is bullheaded.

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    I share Megatron's sentiments.
     
  10. FattBoy94

    FattBoy94 is playing "catch up"

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    Well.... if WfC is connected to the G1 timeline, they are conneted indirectly to the horror that is Kiss Players. If I was them, I'd stick with "Prime".
     
  11. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    :lol  @ Bumblebee's response.
     
  12. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    :lolol 
     
  13. Mr. Chaos

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    New comic will be up by tonight, but before then I am introducing a new segment. To discuss it, I will turn it over to the bot running this new piece ...Jolt

    Hello, I'm Jolt. You probably don't remember me, as Ratchet convinced Michael Bay to cut all my scenes. Ratchet also convinced Michael to cut the Megan Fox nude scene and rewrite the scene where Skids and Mudflap were crushed under Devestator's balls.

    Ratchet...is a dick.

    Anyway, Mr. Chaos is out to correct this. Just as he has given DoubleDealer and Jazz their own venue, he is giving me one as well!

    Where I answer letters.

    But it won't be like those "Send Us Your Letters" comics. Well...you will send us your letters, that much is true. But not just about praise. No, this will be different.

    You see, I am not merely a cool Autobot. I also have my doctrine in Psychology. Yeah, I am Dr. Jolt. But Ratchet (who spent his college days partying with Charlie Sheen) is a whiny Autobot who can't stand another doctor being on the team...so again, my screen time was cut.

    I will be using my knowledge to answer your questions about...everything! Girlfriend problems? Hate your job? Want to switch sides in a robotic war? I will help you out.

    Ask Dr. Jolt
    It's Like Dear Abby...if she could shoot LIGHTNING!!!


    PM your questions to Mr. Chaos, with the heading "Dear Dr. Jolt".
     
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  14. MekaGojira3k

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    Excellent. I love all of these! Keep up the good work!
     
  15. Ironhide2005

    Ironhide2005 PS3tag=DeaDPooLTFW

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    I agree with megatron.
     
  16. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Megatron's response was by far, the best!
     
  17. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    :D 

    Little does Megatron know that, through the magic of JP TF continuity, Kiss Players is connected to virtually everything. In the later parts of the series, they traded-in the squick for multiversal timeline-hopping. :) 

    Fortunately, as fan-comickers, we don't have to follow anybody's continuity, unless we want to. :) 
     
  18. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    #7

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  19. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    :lolol 

    I love Brawl's sign "I love pudding". *Sees Barricade and gives out a loud fan girl squeal*
     
  20. Screamingjet

    Screamingjet Well-Known Member

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    The "I <3 Pudding" sign was PRICELESS! :D 

    Keep'em coming