Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. Rattrap Primal

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    Poor Jazz can't catch a break here
     
  2. Warpshard

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    :lolol  This isn't how it should have ended. Bumblebee should have died & Jazz would become Sam's Guardian. Sam would probably die, but at least he would finally get a good taste in music.
     
  3. grimlock_king25

    grimlock_king25 Hail to the king, baby

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    Monty Python references never fail to be hilarious.
     
  4. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    That joke is so old, yet you still made it funny. :lol 
     
  5. Fez Findie

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    ... What you expect from the guy who flatly says "We will KILL them all."

    .... about Decepticons that is. But yea, he ain't havin' any contradictions to his statements there.
     
  6. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    PLEASE make 'How it should have ended' comics a thing here.
     
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    :lolol 
     
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    :lol  at Fluttershy, Heatwave, and the Monty Python reference.
     
  10. Mr. Chaos

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  11. bookwormdalek

    bookwormdalek Gotta get a grip

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    :lolol  Poor soundwave...that one had alot of potential...
     
  12. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Nerd smacks for anyone who's not suicidal. :lol 
     
  13. AgentAlabama113

    AgentAlabama113 Wily Old Buzzard

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    :(  Poor Soundwave.
     
  14. Warpshard

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    :lol  Soundwave is too pathetic to even be smacked by Ratchet. I didn't know such a creature existed.
     
  15. boxorak

    boxorak Lacking Shelf Space

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    Seems to me it's less that and more of Ratchet being a dick who thinks it would be crueler to leave him alive with his misery.
     
  16. Mr. Chaos

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    And you hit the nail on the head.

    There are only two groups Ratchet won't ever consider hitting: those that can defend themselves (Dealer, Arcee, Clouder and Grimlock all have proven able to fight and thus are protected) and thus where it is more cruel NOT to hit them
     
  17. Fez Findie

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    Man, worse than bein' a clown or butt of jokes is bein' absolutely nobody, huh? :lol 
     
  18. Rattrap Primal

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    Wow, nice to see that Ratchet has standards
     
  19. Lock Cade

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    Poor Soundwave.
     
  20. Warpshard

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    Well, if Ratchet tried to hurt Clouder, either Arcee or Grimlock would just beat the living crap out of Ratchet.