Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    "Everything about the Transformers movies is perfect!"

    *Skids and Mudflap walk by*

    Brilliant.. :lol 
     
  2. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    I am still surprised at the general consensus of disdain towards the Lone Ranger movie. It was very much in the spirit of the time it was from. Sure Depp wasn't quite so believable as a red, but his character was still fun.

    The final train chase scene was fuckin' BOSS, loved the music!
     
  3. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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  4. Fanatic97

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    Sc,ew you!

    Best part xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
     
  5. AgentAlabama113

    AgentAlabama113 Wily Old Buzzard

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    Clouder is my favorite character! Also, blast the lawyer!
     
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    LegoTFGuy aka BrickBotGuy

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    :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  For some reason, I love it when people poke fun of me in their comics.

    ...Though I'm not sure what to think about Twilight's description of me.

    And wait, I have a lawyer? They don't tell me anything these days.
     
  7. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    HAD a lawyer.
     
  8. boxorak

    boxorak Lacking Shelf Space

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    Wait, Mr. Chaos is Discord?

    ...If you'll excuse me, I must be going. I have something to do that totally isn't preparing to exact resolution for beating out the DCAU Joker in that online poll a few years ago.
     
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    :lolol  "Sc'ew you!" "I'm not Legos, I'm just his lawyer!"
     
  10. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    My backstory was revealed a while back. I am half timelord, half trickster god. My first form was that of Chaos, the god of chaos who enjoyed taunting a certain street rat from Agrabah. I then regenerated into Discord. When Bill Cosby's Floating Head added the power of Frazzle Snazzle to the elements of harmony, I regenerated into my current form. Fluttershy actually named me Mr. Chaos and I snapped Rarity's neck before stealing the Doctor's Tardis (which, if you believe Dealer, was Arcee's original form). I then trained in a galaxy far, far away and became head of the Gray Jedi before coming here and creating a webcomic about Ratchet hitting nerds.
     
  11. bookwormdalek

    bookwormdalek Gotta get a grip

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    This needs to be an actual Doctor Who episode. I would pay money to see this.
     
  12. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    bookwormdalek Gotta get a grip

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    Why is he white? BECAUSE HE"S LIAM F*CKING NEESON!

    Though the Mandarin Twist sucked. It made me want to murder Iron Man 3's writers.
     
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    :lol  Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that the "Fear Gas" is just his gas?
     
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    The Mandarin twist is irrelevant because everything else about Iron Man 3 was awesome.

    Ah, that explains things.
     
  16. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    Though, to be honest, I never liked Ra's al Ghul and the whole League of Shadows storyline in The Dark Knight trilogy. I think that's why I liked The Dark Knight the best out of the three movies... no League of Shadows, just The Joker (and Two Face, but he doesn't appear until towards the end of the movie).
     
  17. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I must be the one person here who thought the Mandarin was overrated to begin with and loved the twist. :lol 
     
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    Loved the twist too. And besides they kinda did say there was a real Mandarin too even if in a different form.

    He probably solves all problems with that, though funny that an alien would ask about the skin color. :lol 
     
  19. Wars

    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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  20. AgentAlabama113

    AgentAlabama113 Wily Old Buzzard

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    heck yeah!!!!!