Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. Lock Cade

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    Oh god, what will Ratchet have up his sleeve for Arcee?
     
  3. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    :lolol  Ratchet is still a dick.
     
  4. Fez Findie

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    Makin' a rather predictable entrance, is he not?

    ... Jazz's head is just a convenient stool XD
     
  5. Mr. Chaos

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    Ratchet is like the Krammer of Hearts of Plastic, except instead of a door, he bangs through Jazz.

    In case people haven't gotten the idea yet, Ratchet is only a dick to bots he feels are stealing his spotlight. He hates Jolt because Jolt is a real doctor (Ratchet just claims to be one), hates Jazz because he was made second in command, and Bumblebee because Bee has an ax too.
     
  6. Mr. Chaos

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  7. Lock Cade

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    Oh snap!
     
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    Wars I ate the WHOLE plate

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    Ratchets a dead 'bot.
     
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    Looks like Ratchet is the one who is going to get the face lift :lol 
     
  10. Mr. Chaos

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    Yeah, Dealer might be a nice guy here because he is just a Landmine figure repainted...but mess with the girl he fancies and he embraces his inner decepticon pretty fast.
     
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    :lolol  Dealer is officially the new Bob. Unique bot guy who fights for the girl he loves.
     
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    I think if Ratchet was smart he'd learn from this. Don't F**k with Arcee or Dealer will kill you,
     
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    :lol  As if in calling a lady ugly was the only thing needed to make us rejoice over him gettin' his comeuppance... =3
     
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    Di-did Arcee just get an erection? o_O 
     
  17. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    These strips are hilarious!
     
  18. Mr. Chaos

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    No. Kinda hard for her too...being a girl. She might argue though that it is very cold in the apartment, if you catch my drift
     
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    Tee hee!
     
  20. Karhukjnsi

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    So she did get an erection.