Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cap needs a plot-spankin' after that. Hidden talents my boron compressor! mumblegrumble rassafrassa steve rogersss The kid, Mia, we can cut her some slack. But Cap? No wai. NO wai. Slice and dice, Tsugu-chan!
If that ocean was the LEGO Movie Ocean, that SHIELD Galapagos sub wouldn't even last 10 seconds before falling apart brick by brick. Which is a good thing that is not the case, considering it's so lazily built... Mission is simple: break in, kick CD's and Axor's butts, make Cole and Jay of the organization Ninjago really, REALLY sorry about the day they ever chose to go bad (which is a cryin' shame, considering the heroic deeds they have done in the Battle of New Ninjago City (warning: one of 'em didn't come out of it alive... or did they?)), rescue Saki and get outta here. A suicide mission for ordinary non-superpowered Lego-joes, yeah - but they're Agents of SHIELD. And with the help of their Transformer and Power Ranger buddies, there ain't nothin' standin' in their way. Meanwhile, in the Dojo, Cap'n America, feigning inexperience (the way a supersoldier loaded with many hidden features do), shows the Pink Samurai Ranger what he can do as an ace swordsman with Saba, being labelled a troll because of that. Sheesh. This to the man who crushed ol' Adolf's wunderwaffen and HYDRA in WWII and was frozen in the arctic and thawed out by the Avengers? If you see Mr. Rogers turn himself into a boulder and rocks ya hard 'n rolls ya over come the next duel, Pink Samurai, feel free to hang up your katana and retire... Oh. And about the info in the datadisc...
Hark! A subplot! With some really jolly Shield guys. Dum-Dum maybe is running the show now? Congratulations on winning our little bet Doom! More on that in BRt soon. Yes, UltOp, but what has he done for us late-ly??? "There goes the Neighborhood of Make-Believe."
........... That better be just paint on the ground to cover up with cactus. And I admit, lots of balls to sit his ass on cactus. Also, lulwha?
This episode of DoomPrime's House of Insanity has been brought to you by Mentos: The Freshmaker. Fresh goes better with Mentos - by the Nine Circles of Baator, it even makes you more impervious to pain, as demonstrated with a Cactus Bodybomb by Decepticon Interrogator/Enforcer Barricade! Also available for consideration: UO-0506's Sanitarium of Superpowers, Superweapons and SuperRobots! In final summary: welcome back to the saddle, DoomPrime, old friend. In a time when the Funnies are being stunk up with irredeemably nightmarish failures of "countries" the likes of Findie Country and rotten-to-the-lasercore hives of scum and villainy like NorthCity, your comeback to our fair factory planet with this little fresh piece shouldn't have come at a better time. It really, REALLY shouldn't have.
Gotta love that explosive entrance and DAMMIT AXOR! He was trying to give a threatening atmosphere here! <XD
Femmes and Gentlemechs, Boils and Gargoyles... DoomPrime is back in the Funnies House with a MEGABLAST and here to stay this time around with this explosive rescue mission! Thrill as the Autobots and the Agents of SHIELD kick some serious Ninjago, Decepticon and Dark Angel tail while Go-On Yellow makes good her escape, the good guys keeping the bad busy long enough to blow this sushi stand as it literally explodes into all-out mayhem! (Try to Spinjitzu your way outta THIS!) Laugh as Axor ruins an otherwise perfectly good sinister moment CD tries to impose on our damsel in distress with his Ooga-Booga-Booga! Cheer as Optimus Prime will valiantly lead his Autobots and Ranger allies into the war to liberate the known and unknown galaxy of the evil Alien Empire! Yes, femmes and gentlemechs, DoomPrime is back - and if the Wonderboy of the Philipines is back, chances are doubleplusstrong Autobus Prime of the Blurry Robot Theater soon will be, so buckle up!
Ah yes the long-awaited quarry battle, I demand mechanical mayhem. Somebody needs to fire up that haul truck and drive it over a long line of motorcycle ninjas. Kerrunch! Also, if this doesn't involve Constructicons in short order, I'm turning in my Transformers fancard. (Autobot rule: Never choose a construction site of any kind for a battlefield unless you want surprise Devastator.) Current ninja star count: 53 Percentage of things on fire: 10% and increasing
Ninjas and Shuriken and Motorbikes and Agents of SHIELD and Transformers and LASERs and Heavy Metal Mashin' and Pyrotechnics-A-Plenty, Oh My!
