When a traumatized sore loser the likes of Screamer (who's recently stripped of his weapons and jet control - standard hospital protocol), finding a thorough slagging and being recycled into fresh Transformium to build new 'bots out of a kinder, gentler alternative to the horrors... the horrors... of gender remodeling, screams to the heavily armed and armored crowd to put him out of his (and everybody else's) misery, the armies of anarchy are only too happy to oblige... and if not for the protective actions of a she-titan like Big K, medical drag still in mouth, Screamer's spark should've been drifting across the empty vacuum of space, free of his smokin' wrecked husk of a worse-than-slag mortal coil - and the hospital reduced to a fine smokin' pile a' rubble. Oh well - back to the operating table with you, Screamer...

Just another typical day at Findie Country, voted by DP Country as "Worst. Country. Ever.", in other words. (By the way, are any of these TFs in your neighborhood permanently offline - if there is such thing here as permanent death?)

 

Well, there's gonna be some post-humous characters and it'll be seen what may happen. Nor this is DC Comics where shock death because "You care, we kill!".

But until then, they're known to be not only good fighters, they're also incredibly hard to kill =3 (then again, you're likely ending up with an a-hole mercenary if ya hire one of'em   )

 

Hooray for random shooting and killing! I'm sure that eventually the Police will be called in (depending on how much booze Prowl has drunk by this point in the day), or at least Metroplex would turn the crazy back on…….or more knock down absurd fights, like Prime and Daimos……

I read a few people saying sorry for Pyro……did the new Pyro suffer a career ending break? Does this mean Whirl or some equally other crazy character gets to take the place of the deranged Autobot Arsonist

 

Yup FC is worst country ever haha

SS is probably like this right now:

 

=3

Crapsies ya.

^^

:3

It'll be touched upon soon but were ya concerned about the other people in the hospital? XD

XD Hey, he was just picked up as a lighter, then put back down. To deliver burning justice.

More or less, yes.

And a random quick comic since wanna work the ending out good for the current arc.

 

Summerwind Greetings across the Multiverse, toilet humor skidplate-gas style - and even Shaider is joinin' in the potty party (DOOMPRIME must be rolling in his grave - and he's still alive and kickin')... woof. Better get every single HAZMAT Team suit and gear for this one if that ever reaches Alternity UO-0506 - if that isn't the ultimate sanitation nightmare, well, Mr./Ms. Toilet Humor, you're ridin' on your own.

Oh, and the Findie Country Tabloid he's reading? Bet it's crammed with all the bad news fit to print (with ink recycled out of lube fluid): about high crime rates and higher police incompetence, about Starscream's before and after pictures thanks to the surgery, about Bastion, having won the Dispute Match, marching in for the kill, about a future UK invasion, about general all-out anarchy... need I go on? No. Best not for your sanity's sake.

If it's any consolation, o champions of hygiene the Multiverse o'er, at least it isn't the MEGA Babies doing dooty duty.

 

an air filter and a whole messload of fabreeze probably won't make a dent in that stank.

 

 

Well, that's got to be a fun smelling place. Now all we need is someone to light a match.

 

And its spreading through the plotholes.

 

as if Findie Country needed more bad press, this happens……..

 

When this update is the first one you've read...

 

So, I wonder how long until the next Dispute Match, this time between Findie Country, I'm sure some of the other reality, like Doomprime or Mr Chaos, and the Bastion Militia (hopefully with their more competent fighters)

 

I thought I had pretty competent ones (or least not going down like total punks) last time for the Bastion Militia.

And it depends on whoever feels like picking a fight with FC. And risk touching an FCer or the soil.

Its not like anyone visiting the FC Earth has to go through a decontamidation quarantee upon return to their respective home 'verse.

 

That was a little, revealing.

 

Oh man, I roffled hard there!

 

That's right, the Bastion fighters for the Dispute Match where far more competent then most of Starscream's Crew and the rest of the Militia (Bastion should just have their top fighters hire the Militia…….or get Daimos, who would no doubt love the chance at revenge for all the horror he suffered………

As for the trouble with the Plot Holes, I know that Prowl is probably on his 900th bottle for the day…..

 

Keep in mind, it was mostly questionable leadership affecting the performance. Individual fighting abilities were not intended to look bad, just... Starscream doing his thing.


Don't count much on seein' Daimos again. Was a borrowed figure.

 

So when can we expect to see everyone's favorite unonvincible cyclopean psychopath?

Just curious