It's fun-ness on a stick!

Autobus Prime · 08-25-2008, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dremare

Okay, I have had enough of the whole "Transformers are huge and should be able to kick mini-toy's asses"!!! Here are many reasons why Shinkis and anime-dolls win against Transformers:

1. Shinkis and anime-dolls are smaller, which makes them faster to avoid Transformers and attack at the same time.
2. The Shinkis don't win all the time. (See TransShinki World for Reason #2, and also one of DA's TF Photo Funnies)
3. The Transformers are robots, and so are Shinkis.
4. Anime-dolls have more attacks and experience at fighting. (Unless they're dolls based on non-fighting animes; they can't win against a Transformer)
5. Why does everyone bring this up?! Why should anyone care!? It's not your comic!!

If I seem to be over-reacting, so ahead and tell me so. But consider those reasons that I have listed, everyone who seem to be irritated about the Shinkis winning most of the time.

D:

You're forgetting several anime principles and a few meta-regulations...

6. Anime characters have GIGANTIC SUPERPOWERED EYEBALLS ABLE TO VIEW SATURN IN DAYLIGHT, and this gives them heightened visual acuity.

7. Anime characters contain 10-100x the blood of the average human, under approximately 2400 psi and flowing at a high rate, fueling an incredibly high metabolism and vast horsepower.

8. Anime characters have incredibly dense bone structures and extremely tough soft tissues with unearthly regeneration rates. (Cf. Everybody vs. Keitaro)

9. Anime characters have subspace access and can, at will, store, retrieve, and wield multiton objects such as giant "BONK" hammers. This also displays their unearthly strength.

Obviously, we are not dealing with ordinary folks here, even apart from the

10. Scale discrepancies that make them as tall as a hydraulic mining excavator whose cab could hold about 3 standard-sized schoolgirls. If the scales were the same, well, give me a quarry loader and a few minutes to get some scant understanding of the controls, and I'll take on King Arthur any day.

There are two more principles that may be at work here:

11. Anime figures and Shinkis generally cost far more than the Transformers they are fighting, and so the owner isn't going to go and get them offed and have 'em collectin' dust, thankyouverymuch. Unless he's Pun3x and the figures are Gundam.

12. Transformers are inexplicably distracted by boobs.

Dremare · 08-25-2008, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Autobus Prime

D:

You're forgetting several anime principles and a few meta-regulations...

6. Anime characters have GIGANTIC SUPERPOWERED EYEBALLS ABLE TO VIEW SATURN IN DAYLIGHT, and this gives them heightened visual acuity.

7. Anime characters contain 10-100x the blood of the average human, under approximately 2400 psi and flowing at a high rate, fueling an incredibly high metabolism and vast horsepower.

8. Anime characters have incredibly dense bone structures and extremely tough soft tissues with unearthly regeneration rates. (Cf. Everybody vs. Keitaro)

9. Anime characters have subspace access and can, at will, store, retrieve, and wield multiton objects such as giant "BONK" hammers. This also displays their unearthly strength.

Obviously, we are not dealing with ordinary folks here, even apart from the

10. Scale discrepancies that make them as tall as a hydraulic mining excavator whose cab could hold about 3 standard-sized schoolgirls. If the scales were the same, well, give me a quarry loader and a few minutes to get some scant understanding of the controls, and I'll take on King Arthur any day.

There are two more principles that may be at work here:

11. Anime figures and Shinkis generally cost far more than the Transformers they are fighting, and so the owner isn't going to go and get them offed and have 'em collectin' dust, thankyouverymuch. Unless he's Pun3x and the figures are Gundam.

12. Transformers are inexplicably distracted by boobs.

...... Uh, thank you for adding more to the list?

Tomiku · 08-25-2008, 09:56 PM

I'm loving these debates. They're even funnier than the comics for the simple reason that it's actually happening.

Dremare · 08-25-2008, 09:57 PM

..... That's an odd picture right there.

Autobus Prime · 08-25-2008, 10:15 PM

D:

Always glad to help. Actually, most of those have been codified online by many others.

Dremare · 08-25-2008, 10:18 PM

AB:
Really? Didn't know that.

Autobus Prime · 08-26-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dremare

AB:
Really? Didn't know that.

D:

Yes. There are indeed such things on...The Internet!

The Anim Caf - Caf Latt

Read and enjoy. I really need to give DZ's thread back now.

Polenicus · 08-26-2008, 12:46 AM

Awww... kinda disappointed Devestator lost. This is gonna crush the big guy.

Though Saber really didn't deserve the beating she got. She didn't do anything but show up. At some point Galvatron is gonna have one of his cronies pick a fight with someone, and they person he picked the fight with is going to go after HIM instead.

Tomiku · 08-26-2008, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Polenicus

At some point Galvatron is gonna have one of his cronies pick a fight with someone, and they person he picked the fight with is going to go after HIM instead.

I have a feeling this would've happened with Saber if she wasn't spent from her fight with Devy. But maybe this was Devy's point in the first place. Do Galvatron's dirty work. If the newcomers go straight to him instead of through his cronies, it's possible, nay, probable, that Galvatron could get his skidplate handed to him. Almost inevitable if the next new person is movie Brawl or Megs.

Then again, Devy still has some fight left in him. Maybe there'll be a retaliation. Devy, Saber, Arnval, Bob, Tidal Wave, etc. all ganging up on him. Total ownage.

Polenicus · 08-26-2008, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Tomiku

Then again, Devy still has some fight left in him. Maybe there'll be a retaliation. Devy, Saber, Arnval, Bob, Tidal Wave, etc. all ganging up on him. Total ownage.

Actually... interesting thought... what happens if Dila gets Animated Megs, and Movie Megs decides to wake up at the same time? I can't see such different interpretations of the Decepticon leader getting along well.