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  1. UltimateOptimus

    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    Transformers and WWF... a Deathmatch made in Heaven.
     
  2. bumblebeej8

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  3. Agent 539

    Agent 539 Blackrock Gas Attendant TFW2005 Supporter

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    Thank you guys. I had a bit of fun making this one.
     
  4. deaculpa

    deaculpa Stand Alone Complex

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    That's so sweet ...
     
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    You do dialogue so well! And action scenes, as well.
     
  6. Agent 539

    Agent 539 Blackrock Gas Attendant TFW2005 Supporter

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    MP Jurassic Parkin' It: The Musical

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  7. slargando

    slargando Cybertronian Exile

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    Haha awesome
     
  8. bumblebeej8

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    Grimlock you big bad monster you. *50% of you will read this in a discipline like voice, the other 50% will read this like I'm talking to a baby.
     
  9. nobleboivin

    nobleboivin Well-Known Member

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    That was cool
     
  10. Agent 539

    Agent 539 Blackrock Gas Attendant TFW2005 Supporter

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    MP Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby 3812

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    Huffer: What!?! What's wrong with the TV?
    Bumblebee: I'm not sure. It was working fine and then the piece of junk conks out.
    Red Alert: Just when they were gonna read the contents of the will.
    Huffer: Whose responsible this?
    Hound: Wheeljack built it.
    Blaster: Where is that jive turkey?
    Grapple: WHEELJACK!

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    Hound: What's going on with the TV Wheeljack?
    Grapple: What's all that noise coming from your workshop?
    Wheeljack: The new recruit is causing a lot ruckus and knocked out the receiver. The broad is going nuts!

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    Road Rage: First off buster, I'm not a broad! I'm a classy lady. Secondly, don't you guys have better things to do like stopping Decepticons instead of watching a bunch of human women cry?
    Wheeljack: Vector Sigma!

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    Prime: What seems to be the trouble in here?
    Wheeljack: Road Rage here is kicking rocks at our down time entertainment. Not to mention that she's making a mess of my workshop.
    Road Rage: With our base buried in a volcano, I'm surprised anything around here works, including Wheeljack and his inventions.
    Wheeljack: This broad is worse than the Dinobots at a tea party.
    Grimlock: Me Grimlock no like tea, me Grimlock like Decepticon metal!
    Prime: Since you're new here Road Rage, it may be a good idea to observe the surroundings. Get a feel of your new planet.
    Road Rage: I'm ready to take off anyway.
    Wheeljack: Take a powder sister!
    Prime: Wheeljack, take it easy on her. Most of us had a hard time adjusting to Earth in the beginning. She has a lot to learn.

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    Exhaust: Oh here's a story about Minnie the Moocher. She was a red hot, hoochie coocher. She was the roughest, toughest frail. But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale. Ho-de-ho, ho-de-ho... Man, this is a drag. Such a slow news day.

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    Exhaust: Oh man Exhaust, you must be living right. Look at what's coming up the road.

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    Exhaust: Come to papa. That paint job.

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    Exhaust: That body.

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    Exhaust: Lines that make me want to stay in line...

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    Exhaust: ...and curves so dangerous, I wouldn't care driving off of them.

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    Exhaust: The assembly line fellas must still be kicking themselves in the exhaust pipe for letting a job like that roll out of their lives. Almost makes me want to quit smoking. NAAAAHHHHH!

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    Exhaust: You give me fever.
    Road Rage: Oh brother! Another transformer and a smooth talker at that. What's the pitch buster?
    Exhaust: I'm just a mellow bot looking for a little fun. I'm Exhaust. I didn't catch your name.
    Road Rage: I didn't give it. Exhaust is it? What type of fun are you looking for? I could use some excitement. Those Autobots are a bunch of flat tires.
    Ehaust: Maybe we can get our kicks on Route 66.

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    Road Rage: Wait a minute! This has gotta be a gag? You're a Decepticon!

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    Road Rage: Cut the parabla and reach for the sky Jack! For bootin' up cold, I'm getting gamed by a Decepticon.

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    Exhaust: Pistol packing momma, put that gun away.
    Road Rage: Hands off the merchandise buster!
    Exhaust: Sure sister. Whatever you say. Autobots. Decepticons. Fighting all day long? That's for squares. I'm out here minding my own business with my smokes just as cool as you like and here you come on the scene like gangbusters. Everything's Jake so listen to me one time instead of disturbing the peace with your Roscoe.

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    Exhaust: Just to show you what an upstanding type of guy I am, I'll offer you some Cygs and a little nip from my private stock.
    Road Rage: I'll pass on the smokes but it wouldn't hurt to share a drink with you.
    Exhaust: Now you're being smart.

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    Road Rage: Yech! This tastes like junkyard swill. Where did you get this stuff from anyway?
    Exhaust: Maccadam's Old Oil House. The chap owed me a favor so he fixed it up to where a few bottles fell off of Kup. The best Cybertron has to offer. Now let us talk about you and me over that drink.
    Road Rage: Oh brother! This stuff went out with bathtub gin. Just as I thought, a tin foil con man! Listen buster...

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    Road Rage: ...how dare you give me this cheap junk. My filters will be clogged for weeks.
    Exhaust: Why you busy broad!
    Road Rage: Nobody calls me a broad pal! Take you bottle back! Have fun drinking alone!
    Exhaust: Wait! We got off on the wrong fender. How's about you stick around and you can see me make it up to you?

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    Road Rage: The only place I want to see you is in my rear view. You say you like to smoke...choke on this buster!

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    Exhaust: I'll tell you Exhaust, one's not enough and two is too many. But life is rough stuff if you ain't got any.


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  11. bumblebeej8

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    That was a PSA I assume?
     
  12. Agent 539

    Agent 539 Blackrock Gas Attendant TFW2005 Supporter

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    Not a PSA but more of Road Rage and Exhaust being stuck in the 40s and 50s. Road Rage is a bad girl at heart.
     
  13. Agent 539

    Agent 539 Blackrock Gas Attendant TFW2005 Supporter

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    MP Mega-Megatron I 3839

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    Shotgun: Can you believe this? Blackrock cooks up some kinda new fuel and what does he do? He gets us to play nurse maid instead of the Autobots.
    Driver: Seriously. I'll just be happy when we make the drop and get back to the yard. Hauling this stuff makes me nervous.

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    Exhaust: Target in sight Soundwave. In pursuit now.
    Soundwave: Ravage. Converge on our location.

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    Driver: What in the...? Will you look at this bozo! I swear these drivers will kill everybody on the road.
    Shotgun: Something's wrong with this picture. I don't think you stop.
    Driver: There could be something wrong with them. We'll check it out.
    Shotgun: I have a bad feeling about this.

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    Soundwave: We have been informed that you are carrying a highly concentrated experimental fuel source created by Blackrock Industries. It has now come under Decepticon control.
    Exhaust: So be smart and kindly stay in your seats while we relieve you gentlemen of your precious cargo.
    Driver: I'm not getting paid enough for this.

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    Teletraan-1: ALERT! ALERT!
    Ironhide: What is it Teletraan-1?
    Teletraan-1: The Decepticons have stolen an experimental fuel source developed by Blackrock Industries. This fuel source was created in a small quantity to be introduced to the world as an alternative to fossil fuel. The technical data has not been disclosed as of yet but it is possible that Megatron has plans to weaponize it.
    Prowl: This can't be good. Prime!

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    Ironhide: Prahme, Teletraan reports that the Decepticons have stolen Blackrock's experimental fuel.
    Prowl: Teletraan-1 has reason to believe that Megatron plans to weaponize the fuel somehow and I tend to agree.

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    Prime: Ironhide, gather the other Autobots and meet Prowl and me outside. We have to stop Megatron before he gets any bright ideas.
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    Megatron: Is this all of the new fuel source? There's so little of it.
    Soundwave: The reason for such a small quantity is because it is highly concentrated.
    Megatron: Let's hope that Blackrock's fuel source is all that he claims it to be. Soundwave, give the fuel to Bombshell.

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    Bombshell: Such a delicious smell. Are you sure you want to keep this fuel all to yourself Megatron?
    Megatron: Do you take me for an idiot Bombshell? After that incident at Iron Mountain, I prefer to keep you Insecticons under my thumb. To squash you if necessary.
    Rumble: Hey boss, do you think this fuel will do all it'll claim to do?
    Megatron: Yes Rumble. Being that it is a concentrated mixture, it shall make me many times more powerful than I am already.

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    Starscream: I have my doubts almighty Megatron. How many times have you boasted such feats only to loose the advantage. Your plan is scientifically unsound!

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    Megatron: Oh shut up Starscream!
    Bombshell: The fuel source has been added.

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    Megatron: I know. I can feel the fuel rushing through my body and supercharging my power functions. The Autobots will never know what hit them.

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    This is your ultimate plan Megatron? The success of defeating the Autobots rests in the engineering wonders of fleshlings? When this fails, are you going to go to Gobotron to recruit more Go-Bots?

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    Megatron: I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OUT OF YOU STARSCREAM!!!!

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    Megatron: Since you have such a hard time keeping your mouth shut, I'll shut it for you!
    Starscream: NO MEGATRON! DON'T! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! NOOOOOOOoooo......

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    Exhaust: Man, Starscream looks worse than my last cyg.
    Rumble: The geek could never learn to keep his mouth shut.

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    Megatron: Scavenger, clean up this pile of junk. Soundwave, Bombshell, repair this idiot and tell him to stay out of my sight. The rest of you Decepticons, stay here. I'm going to destroy the Autobots.

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    Prowl: What do you think Megatron plans on doing with Blackrock's fuel?
    Prime: Nothing good I imagine. It would be better if he surfaced with some plan. Then we would know what we're driving into.
    Ironhide: C'mon Prahme. Megatron will just show up out of the blue with another one of his dumb schemes. If he's known for anything, it's his plans that are almost good enough to be dangerous but always bad enough to make him retreat.
    Prime: Well said Ironhide.

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    Hound: Hey Red. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
    Red Alert: I've been thinking it for several miles now.

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    Hound: Prime. Red Alert and I are picking up something. It's hard to identify.
    Red Alert: It's as if we're being watched.

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    Megatron: Right you are Red Alert. I see your paranoia is justified for once. After all, I would be scared as well if I wasn't me right now.

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    Megatron: Hello Prime. Isn't it a nice day for a drive?
    Prime: Megatron, since when did you engage in niceties?
    Megatron: You wound me Prime. I actually care if you Autobots function.

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    Ironhide: I bet you care if we function Mega-jerk. Prahme, let's jump him since Megatron doesn't understand how odds work.

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    Megatron: Ironhide's right about the odds here. Just to give you a chance, I won't use my fusion cannon.

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    Sunstreaker: Megatron's getting rid of his favorite weapon?
    Red Alert: I don't like this guys. My sensors are going haywire.
    Wheelack: Oh no. He consumed the fuel source. PRIME! LOOK OUT!

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    Megatron: Too late Wheeljack! But don't worry, I'll get to you soon.
    Ironhide: Prahme!

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    Megatron: Aren't we having fun yet Prime?

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    Megatron: Get up Prime! I'm not done with you yet!

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    Ironhide: C'mon guys! Prahme needs our help! Let's get him!

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    Megatron: Yes you fools! Come and get me!

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    Megatron: I'm going to enjoy this.

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  16. Agent 539

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    MP Mega-Megatron II 3845

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    Megatron: Who's first up for extinction?

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    Megatron: Perhaps you Sideswipe?
    Sideswipe: Hey!

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    Sideswipe: Put me down!

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    Ironhide: Nail him guys!
    Prowl: Negative! We could hit Prime and Sideswipe!

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    Sunstreaker: We could also hit Megatron with our fists! C'mon guys, let's beat him down!

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    Megatron: I believe I've found something of yours. Catch!
    Prowl: Watch out!
    Wheeljack: Duck!
    Bluestreak: What duck!
    Mirage: BLUESTREAK!

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    Smokescreen: He can't fight us all!
    Megatron: Wanna bet?
    Bluestreak: We're on you like a house on fire!
    Suntreaker: How do you like my Mega-Judo Megatron?

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    Megatron: It needs work you fools and Bluestreak needs a new comedic writer.
    Bluestreak: Everybody's a critic!
    Ironhide: Try picking on someone your own size Mega-Rust Bucket!
    Megatron: Old age must be deteriorating your brain module. You're not even in the same class that I am in.
    Ironhide: Oh shut up and fight!

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    Prowl: This isn't looking good Wheeljack. Any way to stop him?
    Wheeljack: The only way I can think of is if he burns through that fuel he's juiced up on.

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    Wheeljack: I just hope we'll last long enough to see it.

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    Bombshell: There, you're all fixed. I suggest you avoid getting holes blown into your chasis next time.
    Starscream: How dare he!

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    Schrapnel: You're already on Megatron's bad list. You should probably quit while you're ahead...ahead.
    Thundercracker: The bug's right. Megatron took you down without taxing a circuit.

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    Starscream: I'm not going to let Megatron get away with humiliating me.
    Rumble: Humiliate you? He blasted a hole in you so large that I could walk through it. With him on that super fuel, he'll swat you as easily as swatting a human.
    Starscream: Nonsense. Megatron just underestimates my ability.
    Rumble: Yeah? More like you overestimate your ability.
    Starscream: SILENCE!

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    Megatron: (Maniacal laughter)

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    Megatron: Don't think I've forgotten about you Wheeljack.

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    Wheeljack: I'm sorry Prime. It looks like we're done for.
    Prime: Save yourself Wheeljack.

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    Megatron: He'll save himself alright. For last! What in the universe? Starscream!

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    Megatron: What are you doing here?!? I thought I ordered all Decepticons to stay away!

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    Starscream: You've let that fuel go to your head almighty Megatron! No one makes a fool of me! My null ray will take you down a notch!
    Megatron: Starscream! You traitor!
    Starscream: Nighty-night Megatron!

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    Starscream: (Maniacal laughter)

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    Wheeljack: I don't believe it Prime. Starscream's null ray canceled the effects of Blackrock's special fuel.
    Megatron: Get away from me Autobot!

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    Megatron: I have a traitor to rip to carbonic ribbons!
    Prime: Tell your second in command thanks for me. He was a really big help today!

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    Prime: We got extremely lucky this time Wheeljack. I know it'll be a huge task but we have to repair the other Autobots.
    Wheeljack: I'll get right on it Prime.
    Prime: Afterwards, I'm going to go have a little chat with Blackrock about the future security of his technological developments.

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    *slient clapping in the background*
     
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    slargando Cybertronian Exile

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    These are great. Good on you for taking the time!
     
  19. Agent 539

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    Thank you guys. Had fun creating it as usual.
     
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