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    Guess these large girls turned out to be unruly guests, to make Omega Supreme necessary. Hope the next ones are a bit more polite.
     
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    Sailor Scouts fighting our heroes, merging to form Chun-Li (What? Was Eternal Sailor Moon not available that day?) and having a field day with the Autobots witht the Disc of Delta Rho as the prize, only to end up in the clutches of Omega Supreme.

    And just when you think you saw it all...

    At least the ladies didn't get to go squish this episode.
     
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    Never trust a large girl and a smile.

    Optimus Prime is too noble of a leader to allow these girls to go squish. But speaking of seeing it all, let us see what activities the Decepticons have been up to on Earth.
     
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    MP 36 Play Things I

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    [​IMG]Ramjet: I can't believe we've spent half of our energon looking for Dirge. If it were up to me, I'd leave him lost for good.
    Thrust: But it's not up to you. It's up to Megatron and for some reason, he wants Dirge. And speaking of the lazy prop plane himself...

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    [​IMG]Ramjet: There you are. We've been searching all over for you.
    Dirge: Yeah? For what? Can't you see that I'm cooling my afterburners?

    [​IMG]Thrust: I'd let you sit out here until your wings rusted off but since you're dumb enough not to answer your radio, Megatron has sent us out here to deliver your invitation to have a little chat with him personally.

    [​IMG]Dirge: Stop making fun of me! I am smart! Just as smart as the two of you!
    Thrust: Give it up Dirge. My dum-dum missiles are smarter than you could ever be.

    [​IMG]Thrust: You better go see Megatron before he gets angry. You wouldn't like to see him angry.
    Ramjet: Ha! Ha! Ha!

    [​IMG]Dirge: Those guys make me so mad! I'm not dumb! I'm just as good as any Decepticon, better even!

    [​IMG]Dirge: What's that under the rubble?

    [​IMG]Dirge: Megatron will be pleased with this discovery. He'll put me in a more favorable position and I'll have the last laugh against those jet heads.

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    [​IMG]Megatron: Where is Dirge Rumble?
    Rumble: Thrust and Ramjet went out to go find him but the geek hasn't shown up yet.
    Megatron: No matter. We'll proceed without him. Bombshell, what fiendish device have you invented to destroy the Autobots this time.
    Bombshell: Something so deliciously evil that it will stop the Autobots in their tracks.

    [​IMG]Starscream: Such boasts have been made before with the creation of ultimate weapons and when have they worked? I am the only one that can develop something to destroy the Autobots once and for all.

    [​IMG]Megatron: Don't make me laugh! You're responsible for most of the failures around here. Let's not forget the time you tried to trick the Autobots at Ft. Hayes Power Station.
    Bombshell: And the time you tried to throw me under the bus when the slot machine failed!
    Starscream: Don't blame me for Decepticon bumbling. My plans were sound!
    Megatron: More like sounds from an idiot.

    [​IMG]Dirge: Megatron!
    Megatron: Dirge! Where have you been? You were supposed to be here astro-minutes ago!
    Dirge: I found a present for you buried in the hillside.

    [​IMG]Rumble: This is where the geek was? You didn't want to leave your dolls lonely at the tea party?
    Megatron: What is this Dirge?

    [​IMG]Dirge: It's a Good Guys Doll. I thought it would be great entertainment for you since Optimus Prime isn't a clown anymore. I programmed it for you. Its button activated and everything.

    [​IMG]Good Guys Doll: Hi Megatron, I'm Chucky. I want to be your best friend. Will you play with me? We can go on a bunch of fun adventures.

    [​IMG]Megatron: DIRGE! HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS TRASH TO ME!!!!

    [​IMG]Megatron: I'm trying to figure out ways to destroy the Autobots and rule the universe and you bring me dolls to play with!
    Dirge: I'd thought you'd be happy with the surprise I brought you.

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    Rumble: Surprise you geek. Megatron don't like it.
    Chucky: Megatron, why don't you want to play with me? We can be best friends. I love to tell bedtime stories.

    [​IMG]Megatron: I'm surprised you thought thinking was a good idea! I should melt you down and turn you into a foot stool for wasting my time. Get out of my sight and take this junk with you!

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    [​IMG]Dirge: I've really done it now. What's happening to the doll?
    Chucky: I'm sad. Megatron doesn't want to play with me.
    Dirge: Megatron doesn't want to see me either. The others will laugh at me because I screwed up so much.

    [​IMG]Dirge: I should count myself lucky that that's the worst that can happen.

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    uh oh....Megatron shouldn't have done that....

    *hides and gets the dinobots for protection*
     
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    Child's Play: Chucky and the Decepticons
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    MP 36 Play Things II

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    [​IMG]Megatron: How is the development of the Photonic Ray Emitter coming along Soundwave?
    Soundwave: Construction is ahead of schedule Megatron.
    Megatron: (Maniacal laughter) Excellent! I can't wait to blast the clear coat finish off of the Autobots and watch them rust into oblivion.

    [​IMG]Chucky: Hi Megatron, we're going to be great friends. Do you want to rub my belly?

    [​IMG]Megatron: DIRGE! GET OVER HERE NOW!
    Dirge: Y-ye-yes Megatron.
    Megatron: I thought I told you to get rid of this doll!
    Dirge: But Megatron, I did throw it away. I don't know how it got back here.
    Megatron: You don't seem know anything you jet-fueled moron!

    [​IMG]Megatron: Soundwave, I want Rumble and Frenzy front and center!
    Soundwave: Rumble, Frenzy, eject. Operation, trash run.

    [​IMG]Megatron: I want you two to take this doll and destroy it.
    Rumble: With pleasure Megatron.
    Frenzy: Yeah, Dirge should know that's we don't put up with playing with geeky dolls around here.

    [​IMG]Megatron: And if I see that doll around here again, you're going to be the test dummy for my Photonic Ray! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

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    [​IMG]Frenzy: Ok, we're far enough from base. Let's drop it here.

    [​IMG]Rumble: Let's get this over with. I want to see if Megatron has pinned Dirge to the wall by his wings.
    Chucky: Are you guys going to leave me?
    Rumble: No, you're coming with me Frenzy.
    Frenzy: I didn't say anything you geek.
    Rumble: Then who did? There's only two of us here.

    [​IMG]Chucky: I'm here as well but nobody wants to be my friend. Will you guys be my friends?
    Frenzy: Di-di-did you see that? The doll sat up by itself. Is it haunted?
    Rumble: I don't like the look on its face.
    Chucky: What's not to like about me?

    [​IMG]Chucky: I carry a big stick.
    Frenzy: What's that ruler for?
    Chucky: It's to...

    [​IMG]Chucky: ....measure out the size of your graves!
    Rumble: This doll has gone crazy!

    [​IMG]Chucky: You seem to hit the nail on the head but let me hammer it home for you!
    Rumble: WAIT! HEEEEeeeeellllppp!

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    [​IMG]Thrust: There you are. Come all the way out here to sulk after that screw up with Megatron?
    Ramjet: Where's your doll? I'd figured you'd need something to cuddle with in these trying times.
    Dirge: Will you guys knock it out? How was I supposed to know that Megatron wouldn't like it?
    Thrust: The problem is that you never think. An auto-scout has more logic chips to rub together than you do.
    Dirge: How dare you compare me to an auto-scout!
    Ramjet: You're right Dirge. We're sorry, for insulting the auto-scout.
    Chucky: Leave Dirge alone. He's my friend and friends protect each other.

    [​IMG]Ramjet: How did this get here?
    Thrust: Yeah Dirge. This thing wasn't here when we walked up.
    Dirge: What are you guys asking me for? I'm not supposed to know anything remember. I'm dumber than an auto-scout.
    Thrust: Shut up and let me think!

    [​IMG]Chucky: Don't waste the brain power once you get a bat in your belfry!
    Ramjet: This doll is alive and it's...
    Thrust: Don't just stand there Dirge, blast it to bits.

    [​IMG]Chucky: You next tall, red and gruesome!
    Thrust: Help me you fool! Get your doll off me!
    Dirge: Hang on Thrust!

    [​IMG]Chucky: And now for...YOU! I'll go easy on you since you have enough problems already. Besides, I want to play ball with my best friend Megatron.

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    :popcorn  Hah! This is great! And poor Dirge.
     
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    MP 36 Play Things III

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    [​IMG]Megatron: I believe we're almost ready Bombshell. Just a few more adjustments and we can finally rid ourselves of the Autobots and turn Earth into an energon supply warehouse for Cybertron. My rule over the universe will be assured.
    Starscream: Of course almighty Megatron, but shouldn't we wait to see if Bombshell's little pet project will work before we count our proto-chickens?

    [​IMG]Megatron: No you fool! This time, our plans will succeed. So if you don't want to be a test subject, hand me the hypersonic wrench!
    Starscream: (sarcastic tone) Yes almighty Megatron.

    [​IMG]Megatron: Why are you taking so long?
    Starscream: It's not here. Are you sure it was on the table?
    Megatron: How dare you question me!
    Bombshell: Maybe Starscream is trying to pull another double-cross Megatron.
    Megatron: Maybe he is. Perhaps I should dispose of him now.
    Starscream: N-no Megatron! I swear I had nothing to do with it.

    [​IMG]Starscream: OW! My leg! Reflector, you clumsy fool!
    Reflector: Leave me out of this Starscream. I'm working with Soundwave.
    Megatron: Can't you even stand without messing that up?
    Starscream: Something hit me Megatron.
    Megatron: You mean something's ABOUT to hit you!

    [​IMG]Starscream: It's Dirge's doll and it has the wrench! How is that possible?

    [​IMG]Megatron: That doll is alive? I have enough problems around here with bumbling idiots and Autobots without adding in some horror show toy project.
    Chucky: You're not being nice Megatron. If we're going to be best friends, I'll have to unscrew the meanies out of you.

    [​IMG]Megatron: You'll unscrew nothing puppet! Decepticons, FIRE!

    [​IMG]Megatron: It got away! SOUNDWAVE!
    Soundwave: Yes Megatron.
    Megatron: I want Ravage, NOW!
    Soundwave: Ravage, Eject. Operation, search and destroy.

    [​IMG]Soundwave: Pick up the scent of your quarry and destroy it.
    Ravage: Rhhrrrrhrhhr!

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    [​IMG]Starscream: We've been out here for hours wasting our time searching for a stupid doll. No wonder we can never defeat the Autobots and takeover this mudball of a planet. Megatron is afraid of a child's plaything. This is just another example of why I should be supreme leader of the Decepticons.
    Ravage: Rrrrhrrhrrrrr!
    Soundwave: Ravage indicates that we are close to our prey.
    Starscream: It's about time!

    [​IMG]Soundwave: Ravage has tracked him to this cave.
    Starscream: Are you serious? This is how horror movies start! Since I'm more important than you Soundwave, you go in with Ravage to flush him out and I'll blast him with my null ray.
    Soundwave: Negative!

    [​IMG]Starscream: Either you go in that cave or I'll throw you in!

    [​IMG]Megatron: And you'll follow him in twice as fast!
    Starscream: Megatron!
    Megatron: I see that you're cowering behind the real Decepticons as usual.
    Starscream: I am Starscream the destroyer! I was merely giving Soundwave his orders so that we may lure that doll out of there.
    Soundwave: The conversation is recorded Megatron. Orders to initiate playback.
    Megatron: No need to Soundwave, I heard every brave word our destroyer said.

    [​IMG]Ravage: (Whimpering)

    [​IMG]Chucky: Gotcha tall, robotic and ugly!
    Starscream: IT'S THAT DOLL!
    Megatron: You've terrorized the Decepticons enough for today! I will personally bring about your destruction!

    [​IMG]Chucky: Once I'm done putting your pals to sleep, we can become the best of friends, even if I have to beat my way into your heart!
    Soundwave: Megatron, help!
    Chucky: Nighty-night PAL!

    [​IMG]Megatron: You dare threaten Megatron! I've had enough of you and now, I'll send you back to the factory for repairs!

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    [​IMG]Prowl: Welcome back Prime.
    Prime: It's good to be back Prow. How have things been on Earth? Any problems with the Decepticons?
    Jazz: We haven't seen nosecone nor afterburner but Teletraan's been picking up some weirdo signals from their base.
    Prime: That is strange. The Decepticons normally guard their transmissions more carefully than that.


    [​IMG]Red Alert: Prime, I'm detecting Decepticon activity to the east of here.

    [​IMG]Megatron: PRIME! You've come out at last!
    Prime: What are you doing here Megatron? It's not like you to come into the perimeter of our base all by yourself.
    Omega Supreme: Targeting, commencing!

    [​IMG]Megatron: You have to help me Prime! I'm being plagued by a doll of horrors!

    [​IMG]Chucky: C'mon Megatron, I can finally be best friends with you!
    Megatron: I’M DOOMED!

    [​IMG]Chucky: Every piece of you! Best friends don't run from each other Megatron.

    [​IMG]Prime: I don't even want to know.

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    What you do want to do, Optimus Prime, is sit back, relax, whip out the E-Burger and E-Cola and enjoy the show - it's like watching a classic '80s slasher flick for absoultely free!
     
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    MP 37 AUTOBOTS HOOOO!

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    CATS HEED THE CALL OF THE LAST PRIME
     
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    38 Marionettes I

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    [​IMG]Prof. Montoya: Looks like we’re about ready for the soft opening.
    Prof. Denton: It’s a good thing that Wheeljack supplied the schematics to help us build the statues for our Autobot exhibit.
    Prof. Montoya: Yes, the Autobots have done humanity a service in not only stopping the Decepticons from taking over the Earth many times over, but for also helping us to restore our planet.

    [​IMG]Prof. Montoya: Okay, we’re done here. I’m heading to my office to call Optimus Prime and let him know that the Autobots can show up for the first viewing.

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    [​IMG]Soundwave: The humans are gone Megatron. Preparations for the next phase of the plan are underway.
    Megatron: Excellent Soundwave. We’ll be there soon. Megatron out.

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    [​IMG]Prof. Montoya: …so I’ll meet you outside of the museum and lead you into the exhibit for a private viewing.
    Prime: Thank you professor. We’ll be there tomorrow. Teletraan, end communication.
    Teletraan-1: Communication ended.
    Ironhide: So we’re going to see a room full of copies of ourselves? Why can’t people just look at us when we’re in town or bashing Deceptipunks?

    [​IMG]Chip: Because Ironhide, the whole point of a museum exhibit is to show off themed items to a large population of people in one place.
    Spike: Why are we talking about the museum anyway?

    [​IMG]Bluestreak: Central City’s museum wanted to dedicate an exhibit hall to us so Wheeljack provided the schematics for them to build statues of well, us.
    Wheeljack: If Professor Montoya has followed them to the letter, those Autobot statues will be like looking in the mirror.

    [​IMG]Tracks: An Autobot Exhibit Wheeljack? It’s just a waste of resources for something so egotistical.

    [​IMG]Wheeljack: That’s rich coming from you Tracks. I had one made in your image because I know how much you like to admire yourself.
    Prime: Regardless of any personal sentiment, Professor Montoya has gone through great lengths to honor us and we’re not going to cheapen his efforts. I’m interested in seeing his results.

    [​IMG]Tracks: I’ll go, if only to see if the humans can capture a likeness such as mine.
    Wheeljack: I’ll bring along a pillow when the exhibit knocks you over.
    Tracks: Ugh!

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    [​IMG]Megatron: Are the statues ready for the conversion process?
    Soundwave: The statues have been prepped for the necessary upgrades. Ready to proceed at your command Megatron.
    Megatron: Excellent Soundwave. I am pleased with your progress.

    [​IMG]Reflector: I don’t believe it. Even here, I’m a running gag. I just can’t win.

    [​IMG]Exhaust: Your problem is that you never gang up on Prowl. My problem was offering this broad a drink in the first place. She’s been holding a grudge ever since. Wait till I get my hands on the joker that’s playing me for a sap.

    [​IMG]Starscream: What are you two complaining about? These humans have managed to make me look stupid!

    [​IMG]Rumble: I don’t know Starscream. You manage to look stupid without any help.
    Decepticons: (Laughter)

    [​IMG]Megatron: For once, I agree with the humans. Everyone knows what to do so get to work!

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    Megatron: Optimus Prime may have been invited to a soft opening, but he’ll be in for a hard closing. (Maniacal Laughter)

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    [​IMG]Chip: Isn’t this exciting Optimus? An exhibit hall dedicate to the Autobots.
    Prime: I’m just as curious to see the exhibit as you are Chip. From what Wheeljack was telling me, the statues are our mirror images.
    Spike: Wheeljack and Professor Montoya worked closely together to design it. I can’t wait to see what they’ve come up with.

    [​IMG]Sunstreaker: Mirror-image my rear fender. I highly doubt that the humans can replicate the sophisticated looks of a Cybetronian great like myself.
    Tracks: Earth doesn’t even possess the technology to compete with Cybertron.
    Wheeljack: I’m sure you’d change your mind if Night Bird ever broke into our base again.

    [​IMG]Prof. Montoya: Welcome Autobots. I am so glad that you were able to make it to the soft opening today.
    Prime: We’re glad to have been invited professor. I even had some of the more skeptical Autobots come along as well so they can see the marvels of your work.
    Prof. Montoya: I’m looking forward to making true believers out of them. Please, come in.

    [​IMG]Prof. Montoya: I am proud to present Central City’s appreciation to the Autobots.
    All: Incredible.
    Prime: This is truly magnificent professor. I was unaware that the exhibit would also include Decepticons.
    Prof. Montoya: It was Wheeljack’s suggestion to include the Autobots fighting the Decepticons. It’s an image that the people of Earth have seen many times over.

    [​IMG]Prof. Montoya: I have to go finish preparations for tomorrow’s grand opening. Have a look around and enjoy yourselves. You truly deserve this.
    Prime: Thank you professor. We’ll let you know if we need anything.

    [​IMG]Bluestreak: I gotta hand it to you Wheeljack. My own creator wouldn’t be able to tell me apart from this statue.
    Wheeljack: Lucky enough for you, these Autobots won’t kick you out of the Ark every time you tell a bad joke.
    Bluestreak: C’mon, they’re not that bad.

    [​IMG]Sunstreaker: I can’t believe that nerd had the energon to make a copy of me. Why did Prime make me come again?

    [​IMG]Tracks: I know right? My statue’s been put in the most unflattering position possible.
    Bumblebee: I don’t know about that Tracks, that Thundercracker statue looks like it’s getting the worst of it.

    [​IMG]Ironhide: You guys should show a little more appreciation. I enjoy looking at myself feeding Starscream a titanium-coated knuckle sandwich.

    [​IMG]Starscream: I’d like to feed him a few blasts from my null ray. How long do we have to stand here and make like statues?

    [​IMG]Megatron: Keep quiet until I give the order Starscream! You’ll stand there and collect dust until I’m ready to act!

    [​IMG]Prime: What’s going on over there?

    [​IMG]Megatron: I’m glad that you were able to attend today’s soft opening of the Autobot Appreciation Exhibit! I’m also here to show my appreciation!

    [​IMG]Prime: The only thing I’d appreciate is for you to get out of here and crawl under a rock Megatron!

    [​IMG]Bumblebee: Quick guys! Get in!
    Spike: You don’t have to tell us twice. C’mon Chip!

    [​IMG]Megatron: I’m sure that you’ll appreciate the modifications I’ve made to Dr. Montoya’s statues. So if it’s okay with you Prime, I’m going to stay and appreciate these marionettes destroying you and the Autobots! (Maniacal Laughter) ATTACK!

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  19. Optimax Prime

    Optimax Prime The 14th Prime

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    you think you could try going for speech bubbles? would cut down on space and probably make them load faster
     
  20. Agent 539

    Agent 539 Blackrock Gas Attendant TFW2005 Supporter

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    I have thought about speech bubbles in the past but decided against them. The focus of my comics are the G1 cartoons and my comic panels resemble still shots from a cartoon episode. I feel speech bubbles would ruin the direction I’m taking my comics in.

    Concerning load time, I’ll have to play with the sizing of the images. Most of them are loading slowly for me as well so I’ll use Part III as a test.
     
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