539 MP Theatre

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    I don't think the lambo twins were expecting to be playing live Mario Kart any time soon.
     
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    You never know what comes out of those green pipes.
     
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    At least it wasn't a chomper plant.
     
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    Agent 539 Blackrock Gas Attendant TFW2005 Supporter

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    I do want to get the add-on kits. I may possibly make a full comic out of Super Mario Bros.. Sideswipe with the fire flower would fit since he has a flare gun rifle.
     
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    If you have any oversized KO figures in addition to the normal ones you could give them the "enlarge" mushroom.
     
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    MP 34 Make Like a Banana and Split

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  7. Optimax Prime

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    good use of MP Primal, on the note of the guy, d' y' think they'll release MP versions of his other forms (Transmetal, TMII, and BM)?
     
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    Thanks. I think maybe a Transmetal Primal could be made since we have Primal that they could model. But I really think the core 10 BW characters and maybe Tigertron since we already have Cheetor.
     
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    Primals face when handed the banana was beautiful.
     
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    :lol  Sunstreaker must be regretting his sunny paintjob right about now.
     
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    Man this is criminally underrated. The quality of posing, use of facial plates, and backgrounds? Superb! I can hear the theme music in my head with every transition. That outdoor diorama is nothing short of phenomenal. A work of art. And breaking it down for us? Genius! I hope you never lose the joy of play, because it's tangible in each photo.
     
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    He doesn't let anyone make a monkey out of him.

    He'd probably regret it more if he actually tasted like banana.

    Thank you. I only started making dioramas to enhance the visuals in my comics recently. Some comic shorts will use more dioramas and full-blown comics will still use my living room for the backgrounds. I'm also glad that the play factor comes out in the photos. I do have a lot of fun making the comics.
     
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    MP 35 You Gave Us the Planets I

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    Prime: We're all here Red Alert, have you finalized preparations?
    Red Alert: I'm about done here Prime. I'm just waiting for Wheeljack to finish on his end and then we can begin. Red Alert to Bumblebee, come in. Red Alert to Bumblebee, do you read me, over.

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    Bumblebee: Bumblebee here. I read you loud and clear.
    Wheeljack: A little bit too loud if you ask me.
    Red Alert: I thought I heard Wheeljack. Did he say something?
    Bumblebee: Er...
    Wheeljack: I said that we're almost done on this end.
    Red Alert: Good. Prime is here and I'm waiting to start the test. Please hurry.
    Wheeljack: I'm just about done. Keep your wheels on.
    Bumblebee: We're set to move. Bumblebee out.

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    Omega Supreme: Worry, excessive.
    Wheeljack: Vector Sigma. That guy can worry a proton into a neutron.

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    Bumblebee: Hop in Spike. You ready Omega?
    Omega Supreme: Question, unnecessary. Omega Supreme, always ready.
    Wheeljack: Way to stay modest Omega.
    Omega Supreme: Comedy like inventions, never works.
    Wheeljack: Everybody’s a critic.

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    Prime: Wheeljack and Bumblebee has cleared the area. Initiate testing sequence Red Alert.
    Red Alert: Affirmative Prime. Omega Supreme, initiate targeting sequences and on my mark. Fire!
    Omega Supreme: Test, aborted. Spacecraft, detected. Crash landing, imminent.

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    Red Alert: Prime?
    Inferno: That thing sure is coming in hot.

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    Prime: The spacecraft landed over there. We have to see if the crew needs help. Autobots, transform and roll!

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    Prime: Inferno, put that fire out! Ratchet, scan for any signs of life!
    Inferno: One major rager, about to be put out.
    Ratchet: Prime, I'm detecting one passenger and still alive.
    Prime: Red Alert, pull the canopy off! I'm going to pull the crew out.

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    Prime: What in the universe?
    Ratchet: Looks like a human female but much larger. Put her on the ground and I'll run a diagnostics scan.

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    Ratchet: She's stable for now. I can do more once we get her back to headquarters.

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    Spike: It's weird to see a person this size. Where did she come from Prime?

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    Prime: I'm not sure Spike but we're going to find out. Wheeljack, check the onboard systems to determine her origin point.
    Wheeljack: Will do Optimus.
    Prime: Autobots, head back to base.

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    Ironhide: Any news on our planet crasher Optimus?
    Optimus: I'm awaiting an update from Ratchet.
    Spike: Look like the wait is over Optimus. Here comes Ratchet.

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    Ratchet: My fellow Autobots, it gives me great pleasure to give another patient of mine a clean bill of health.

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    Prime: Welcome to Earth. I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. This is Ironhide, Jazz, Prowl, Bumblebee and Spike. You've already met Ratchet.
    Jazz: And lucky for you, it wasn't for the last time.
    Neptune: Thank you all for the warm welcome and for taking care of me. I'm Neptune.
    Prime: I'm glad that you survived your crash Neptune. I have my science team attempting to repair your spacecraft. How did you manage to get to Earth?

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    Neptune: I, it's awful Optimus Prime. My sisters and I are being plagued by these monsters. I don't know how long it's been since we've known peace. I volunteered to search other planets for help and when my spaceship was damaged, I must have blacked out and somehow landed here. Please help us! There's no telling what's happening to my sisters since I've been gone.
    Prime: No being should live in fear and constant worry. We will go with you to help your sisters Neptune. Wheeljack, report.
    Wheeljack: Her ship is beyond repair but we've managed to pull the launch data from the computers. Perceptor's loading the coordinates into Omega Supreme as we speak.

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    Prime: Good work! Wheeljack, Ratchet, Inferno, Red Alert, Bumblebee and Spike, head to Omega Supreme.

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    Jazz:
    You sure you don't want to take more Autobots Prime? Who knows what's lurking on that weirdo planet.
    Ironhide: Yeah, just say the word and we'll jump on board and knock a couple of heads together.
    Prime: No Ironhide. I need you three to stay here in case the Decepticons come out of hiding. Omega, rocket mode!
    Prowl: Will do Prime. We'll keep the peace.

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    Ironhide: I just hope you guys don't come back in pieces.

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    Huh, I am rather likin' takin' account of scale with the characters, though then again I'm always delighted in comics that don't go the Toy Story route around here.

    And for the former update; they should be glad they didn't get the monkey flingin' poo on'em :D 

    :lolol  Sunstreaker...
     
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    Not everyday you get a Sailor Scout crashlanding in a GI Joe SHARC near the Chistmas Tree, the presents and the costumed mannequin cutie, saving and having her join your merry team of Autobots and blasting off to her homeworld to save the day from the bad guys.

    Makes a guy wonder if the fiends besieging Neptune's home are local or not from 'round here (Hint: their leader transforms into an oversized Walther P38)...
     
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    MP 35 You Gave Us the Planets II

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    [​IMG]Omega Supreme: Planetary landing, imminent.

    [​IMG]Inferno: Keep still Red. I'm almost down.
    Spike: Isn't this exciting Optimus? Another space adventure!
    Prime: I wish I could be as excited but we don't know about the challenges ahead of us.

    [​IMG]Prime: You three stay here and guard Omega while he refuels. I'll give you our coordinates when you're ready.
    Omega Supreme: Babysitting, unnecessary.
    Ratchet: Don't worry Prime. I won't let anything happen to this patient either.
    Omega Supreme: Comedy, underwhelming.
    Wheeljack: Just wait until he hits your funny bolt.

    [​IMG]Prime: Ok Neptune, point us in the right direction.
    Neptune: We'll be going this way.
    Prime: Autobots, transform and roll out.

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    [​IMG]Neptune: It's amazing how you can convert yourselves from one form to another.
    Spike: The conversion process is called transforming. Like you, they also crashed landed on Earth. Prime and his fellow Autobot are great friends to us. But just never ask Hound how they actually transform. I'm still waiting for an answer.
    Neptune: Maybe the Autobots think you're a great friend as well for them to want you to hang around.
    Prime: Spike has shown himself to be a great asset to the Autobots. We're happy to call him a friend.

    [​IMG]Neptune: We're coming close! There are my sisters!
    Moon: Look alive girls, there's something approaching from the canyons.

    [​IMG]Venus: It's Neptune! She's made it back!
    Moon: What are these things that you brought with you Neptune?
    Inferno: We're not things. We're Autobots.
    Mercury: They talk?
    Prime: Autobots, transform.

    [​IMG]Mercury: How cute! A little man.
    Spike: Hi, I'm Spike.
    Mercury: Hi Spike, I'm Mercury and you have my temperature rising.

    [​IMG]Red Alert: Seems like Spike is making friends already.
    Prime: Indeed Red Alert, We may need all the friends we can gather here.

    [​IMG]Moon: Ok Mercury, put the little man down.
    Prime: Are you ok Spike?

    [​IMG]Mercury: Can I keep the little man? He's so cute.
    Spike: I'm doing just fine as long as Carly doesn't find out.
    Mercury: What's a Carly?
    Spike: She's my girlfriend. Not as tall as you are but her attitude is just as big.
    Mercury: What's a girlfriend?
    Spike: That's going to take some time to explain.

    [​IMG]Prime: You must be the leader. My name is Optimus Prime. Neptune has traveled very far to search for help. She landed on Earth where she met us. What seems to be the problem?
    Moon: Welcome Optimus Prime of Earth. It's just terrible. There are some monsters somewhere in that direction. We've been able to repel their attacks but pretty soon, they'll get the better of us.
    Venus: They'll destroy us.
    Jupiter: It's ok Venus. Help is here.

    [​IMG]Prime: What is it Red?
    Red Alert: I'm not sure Prime.

    [​IMG]Inferno: Ol' Red's just a little glitchy from the ride over here. He'll pull himself together in a minute Prime.

    [​IMG]Red Alert: Maybe the ride did something to me Prime.
    Prime: I'll have Ratchet check you out when we see him. Autobots, transform. Come on Spike, you can visit with your girlfriend later.
    Spike: Thanks Optimus, I'll be in the doghouse forever over this.

    [​IMG]Prime: Autobots, roll out!

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    [​IMG]Red Alert: I'm detecting a collection of life forces Prime. Prepare to engage.

    [​IMG]Prime: Ok Autobots, get ready. Spike, stay hidden until I tell you to come out.
    Inferno: Let's rush 'em Prime.
    Prime: On my mark...

    [​IMG]Prime: ...NOW!

    [​IMG]Inferno: Prime, something doesn't seem right here. They don't look dangerous at all. More like broken down robots.
    Windrazor: Did he say Prime?
    Powerdive: Are you Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots? Formally known as Orion Pax?

    [​IMG]Red Alert: Prime. How would they know you?
    Prime: I am Optimus Prime. Orion Pax is a name I haven't heard since the beginning of the war. Who are you?
    Powerdive: I am Powerdive. We're neutral Cybertronians that left Cybertron during the start of the civil war. We landed on this planet and enjoyed a peaceful existence until a short time ago.

    [​IMG]Powerdive: There were more of us once but now, we're all that's left and we no loger have the means to repair ourselves. I fear that we will cease to function soon.

    [​IMG]Windbreaker: We're under constant attack and we're not designed for fighting. Those she-devils want the Disc of Delta Rho.
    Prime: You managed to take that artifact? We thought it was lost to the ages.
    Windbreaker: We didn't want Megatron to use it for evil so we took it with us.

    [​IMG]Moon: Which we'll kindly take it off your hands because let's face it, I like pretty things.

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    Dun dun duuuun!
     
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    So the Sailor Scouts were just playing nice just to get their gloved mitts on the Disc of Delta Rho, yet another Transformer artifact, from the local neutral Generation 2 Transformers' cold offline servoes - all in the name of "I like pretty things". (Seeing these bots in action both in the commercials and the comic books, I wonder if Powerdive and Windbreaker were lying about the whole "we're not designed for fighting" thing...)

    And here I was, thinking that golden Masterpiece Optimus Prime statue was built by the Sailors as a welcome gift and especially in Big Mack's honor...

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    Does make you wonder but I do have one more surprise in store for the third act.
     
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    MP 35 You gave Us the Planets III

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    [​IMG]Moon: So what do you say boys? Are you going to make this an easy shopping trip or will this be a smash and grab?

    [​IMG]Prime: Red Alert, I want you to protect Windrazor and the others. Inferno, it's up to us to keep them from taking the Disc of Delta Rho.
    Red Alert: Got it Prime. I knew something wasn't right about this whole mission but all everyone did was chalk my suspicions up to a glitch. The next time...
    Inferno: Oh can it Red. You said nothing of the sort.
    Prime: Save it for later. Let's move!

    [​IMG]Mars: Too bad you're the one that's going to need protecting big boy. I've been waiting to knock the fuel out of someone.
    Red Alert: Ugh!

    [​IMG]Inferno: It's time to cool off that hot temper of yours sister.
    Mars: Why you...
    Red Alert: Thanks Inferno, she caught me by surprise.
    Inferno: Just make sure the next one doesn't. I've only heard of the Delta Rho but from the way Optimus talks about it, it must be special.

    [​IMG]Mercury: Ah, the little man! C'mere so I can make you my pet!
    Spike: I think you have the wrong guy.
    Mercury: No I don't you silly little man. You're going to be all mine! I'm going to hug you and squeeze you and never let you go!

    [​IMG]Venus: Put me down you big brute! Jupiter, help!
    Jupiter: I'm trying to but nothing's working.

    [​IMG]Spike: Thanks Optimus, I'm not ready to be a human-sized pet yet.

    [​IMG]Inferno: Doesn't seem to be a lot of bite their bark.
    Prime: Fortunately for us, yes. Contact Ratchet and get a status report on Omega's refueling.
    Inferno: Inferno to Ratchet. Do you read me?

    [​IMG]Ratchet: I read you Inferno. What's up?
    Inferno: We're having a wild party with some of Neptune's friends. They were the bad guys all along in this. Prime wants to know how Omega is doing.
    Ratchet: We're almost done with the repairs now.
    Wheeljack: Why am I always missing the parties around here?
    Bumblebee: Never mind that Wheeljack. Inferno, we'll be over there as soon as I finish giving Omega the energy from these conductor rods.
    Inferno: Sounds good. Inferno out!

    [​IMG]Neptune: Let me go you brute!
    Red Alert: Me? A brute? You have some nerve coming to Earth and pretending to need our help only to pull a stunt like this.
    Neptune: When I'm free so help me...
    Red Alert: Right now, you girls need all the help you can get.
    Mars: Hang on Neptune, I'll get him!

    [​IMG]Moon: You monsters!
    Prime: You are the real monsters here. Picking on those that don't have the power to defend themselves and then trying to trick us to help you. You are the very definition of evil.

    [​IMG]Mercury: We can't fight them sis. We're not strong enough.
    Moon: And it makes me super-heated! We may not be able to beat them separately...
    Jupiter: YES! It's go time girls!

    [​IMG]Moon: ...but together as...

    [​IMG]Chun Li: ...Chun Li, I am more than enough to deal with all of you!
    Inferno: Looks like they did us a favor by combining into one girl. It makes her easier to catch.
    Chun Li: For starters big boy, how about...

    [​IMG]Chun Li: ...you catch this boot!
    Inferno: Ugh!
    Prime: Inferno!

    [​IMG]Chun Li: Don't worry, I have another boot with your name on it! Let's check that rifle of yours into lost and found first!

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    [​IMG]Red Alert: Hang on Prime, I'm coming!

    [​IMG]Prime: No Red Alert, stay with the others.
    Chun Li: I'll get to him no matter where he is. You're just wasting orders.

    [​IMG]Chun Li: How dare you!
    Prime: Inferno, are you functional?
    Inferno: Back on line Prime. That she-devil packs a lot of power in those kicks.
    Prime: I want you and Red Alert to guard the neutrals. I'll deal with Chun Li.

    [​IMG]Chun Li: All at once or one at a time, I have enough kicks for the whole family!
    Prime: The only thing I'd wish you'd kick were rocks!
    Chun Li: Once I kick your head off, you can be the only one to be buried on two planets.

    [​IMG]Red Alert: Prime's about to buy the farm Inferno. We have to do something.
    Inferno: No need to now Red. Look!

    [​IMG]Omega Supreme: Threat, neutralized.
    Chun Li: Put me down!

    [​IMG]Prime: Ha, ha, ha! Thanks Omega. You have perfect timing.
    Omega Supreme: Observation, obvious.
    Chun Li: Nngh! Let me go you over-sized bolt factory!
    Omega Supreme: Demands, absurd. Request, denied.

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    [​IMG]Windrazor: Thank you for your help Prime. We can now live in peace.
    Inferno: It was nothing little buddy now that the calvary's arrived. But we really need to discuss the security measures around here.

    [​IMG]Prime: Ratchet, many of the Cybertronians here are in need of repair. I want you and Wheeljack to effect repairs and upgrades where you can.
    Ratchet: Right away Prime.
    Prime: Red Alert, they are going to continue to be the keepers of the Disc of Delta Rho. I want you to devise security plans and fortifications.

    [​IMG]Windrazor: Thank you Optimus Prime. We'll make sure the disc will stay safe.
    Chun LI: Just wait til I get loose! I'm gonna...
    Infero: Can it sister!

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