And every Bulkhead and other stereotypical over eater just jumped at the computer screens.


Also   and that food looks good.

 

Nice food.

 

It's called the Porkinator.

Pulled Pork, sausage, sliced pork, ham, bacon, onion rings, and coleslaw stacked as tall as a CW Deluxe on a fancy bun.

 

Wow

*Earthquake starts*

Darn, my Slog and Rhinox just fainted after seeing that and there's an army of Bulkheads heading your way now.

 

I would totally eat that sandwich... erm, if it didn't have coleslaw and onion rings in it, that is.

 

Jokes aside, it'll be a fruitless, or should I say, porkless endeavor.

I "handled" the Porkinator yesterday.  

 

Alpha God-damn Bravo - Approved​

 

Well that was, interesting.

 

I went for a bit of a darker tone with that one. It's satire, of course.

 

So kid oriented tf are part of an evil plan?
That's kind of brilliant.  

 

Thanks. It's a jab at the adult fandom's tendency to object to such things.

 

I see Alpha Bravo has the personality that Vangelus gave him in his video review (being a no nonsense trooper)

 

Based Alpha Bravo is the embodiment of badaft battle aptitude and one liners. In this fanon, anyway.

Every character you'll see is an exaggeration/parody of their most notable traits, canon or otherwise.

Alpha Bravo - archetypal badass

Sky-Byte - Clumsy and awkward

Armada Starscream - angsty/whiny teenager

Jhiaxus - Batshit crazy (speaks in Internet jargon)

Movie Optimus Prime - Eloquent face taker

And so on as these and other strips continue.

 

I love those!

 

Thank you.

 

pretty good cast.  

finally Alpha Bravo is a badass.

 

His name is literally made of military jargon, can't get more badass than that.  

 

interesting

 

StarByte: Second in Command​

I'm back, guys. With new figures. Let's roll.

 

StarByte: Making Life Choices​

Two new strips in one night. Feeling good.